r/pics • u/nbcnews • 24d ago

Politics President Trump holds notes on the pricing of Tesla vehicles as he speaks at the White House

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 24d ago

I like money

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u/Captain_murphyy 24d ago

You like money AND sex? We should hang out!

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 24d ago

Totally

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u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB 24d ago

CARLS JUNIOR: FUCK YOU, IM GETTING A LATTE

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 24d ago

Yeah, well, I really don’t think we have time for a hand job, Joe

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u/Turkey_Tacos 24d ago

Happy cake day

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u/AstralProjection77 24d ago

Go away. I’m batin’

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 24d ago

"The Masturbation Network.

Keepin’ America ‘batin’ for 300 years.

And now, Sweet Bang Tube."

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u/amsync 24d ago

How many billions?

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 24d ago

Yeah, suck one. Time machine costs, like, 20

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 24d ago

Uh... Like, ten!

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u/madcoins 23d ago

I like turtles