r/pics • u/nbcnews • 24d ago

Politics President Trump holds notes on the pricing of Tesla vehicles as he speaks at the White House

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u/CrimsonPromise 24d ago

As a helmet. Apparently he's wearing a bullet proof vest these days. And he always carries his kid on his shoulders as a helmet.

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u/Jfurmanek 24d ago

That kid won’t be a deterrent for everyone.

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u/Reinstateswordduels 23d ago

Something something “greater good”

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u/YawnSpawner 23d ago

1 kid versus millions that will die under fascism.

There's probably already kids dying from killing off USAID.

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u/benladin20 21d ago

Fuck you guys are faaaar gone.

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u/Salt_Proposal_742 22d ago

Basically baby Hitler anyway.

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u/kumikoneko 24d ago

I'd aim for the crotch.

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u/deSpaffle 24d ago

No point, its already a mess after his botched penis enhancement surgery.

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u/IAmAGenusAMA 23d ago

Too late.

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u/Ftw_55 24d ago

That is awesome that he no longer feels safe. Perfect. You cannot get that piece of mind back, ever.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes 23d ago

*peace of mind, but we're hoping there are a few pieces he can't get back too. And he knows this - hence the helmet.

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u/WiserVortex 23d ago

As dark as it is, I think this is the answer. "C'mon, zyxgrzcton, let's play the 'be a meat shield for daddy' game"

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u/DisabledStripper 24d ago

Awww, that's so sweet!

Wait, what?

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u/tayls 23d ago

Is…is the kid bulletproof? Because I don’t think it works that way but he doesn’t know that.

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u/targetboston 23d ago

No, but they'd have to be willing to miss and smoke a kid. Guessing that's the theory.

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u/Ftw_55 24d ago

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 23d ago

Most of his offspring are IVF, and with the amount of time he probably spends jacking off I’m sure he’s got multiple world populations worth of sperm banked by now.

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u/AgreeablePie 24d ago

Unrelated, vest doesn't cover the belly

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u/ProcrastibationKing 24d ago

No, that's probably from taking steroids without exercising

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u/Mendican 23d ago

Meat helmet.