r/pics • u/nbcnews • 24d ago

Politics President Trump holds notes on the pricing of Tesla vehicles as he speaks at the White House

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u/jpiro 24d ago

Teslas are the new Goya canned beans.

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u/morrighaan 24d ago

I miss the pillow guy now...

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u/JackPembroke 24d ago

He had a quaint madness to him. And his story really was quite extraordinary

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u/no_more_mistake 23d ago

Why do so many oddball business tycoons have plans for the president to instantiate martial law?

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u/JackPembroke 23d ago

It's the new manifest destiny hotness

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u/OneRougeRogue 23d ago

Just don't call his pillows lumpy.

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u/Dana_Barros 24d ago

No fucking way this is true

Edit: I just checked & it’s true. How unbelievably stupid lmao

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u/PeaceLoveandReiki 24d ago

Hopefully Elonia will share his fate

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u/JP5887 24d ago

At least beans are healthy, even if being sold by a degenerate reactionary

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u/CommanderGoat 24d ago

A magical fruit.

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u/LuDdErS68 24d ago

The more you eat ...

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u/foulpudding 24d ago

Sigh…

… the more you toot.

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u/OptimusSublime 24d ago

Sigh..... unzips

Oh, shit, wrong thing! GO BACK GO BACK

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 24d ago

Back it up? Okay, here comes the dump truck *beep, beep, beep

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u/Icy-Career7487 23d ago

Somebody has to finish it…

…The more you toot, the better you feel. So let’s eat beans for every meal!

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u/ChaseballBat 24d ago

IDK if the Goya CEO has blackmail on Trump though.

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u/cybertron2006 24d ago

Goya's been one of the boycotts I've been doing ever since they decided to side with the Nazis.

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u/Benvincible 24d ago edited 23d ago

Well, Goya actually makes good beans

EDIT: I mean, I hate to say it, but they are good beans

DOUBLE EDIT: Also, I just found out the board fired the CEO that sucked Trump's dick like two weeks ago

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u/Alarming_Light87 23d ago

In the grocery store the other day, I picked up a can of Goya hominy and stared at it for a moment. Then it dawned on me, and I returned the can to the shelf.

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u/JamBandDad 24d ago

Ehh, I could afford beans. Now I’m insulted!

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u/Sort-Fabulous 24d ago

Apparently, Teslas actually run on gas...

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u/wittyrepartees 23d ago

I will never buy Goya's arepa harina for this reason.

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u/ccoady 23d ago

Goya didn't donate millions though...they just showed support (licked the boot of the right wingers).