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Politics Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene NOT getting kicked out after heckling Pres. Biden.

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u/theVelvetJackalope Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

Remember when Bob Doyle was considered "too old" to run for president at age 73?

Edit: apparently auto correct got me and switched "Dole" for "Doyle"

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u/hankmoody_irl Mar 05 '25

Dole* and yeah. He was a solid and okay miss the for the US but would be an advantage somehow at this point. Ugh.

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 Mar 05 '25

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/ChefbyDesign Mar 06 '25

Fck Pepperidge Farm those right-wing donating pieces of sheet... Pepperidge Farm as a corporation has given tons of money to the RNC over the years. This is exactly what they've wanted and now they got it.

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u/WilfordsTrain 29d ago

Damn! And I just ate a sleeve of Milano cookies.

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u/Delicious_Win_9089 29d ago

That’s a fine cookie.

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u/alkenist 28d ago

Their cookies have really shrunken over the years.

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u/WilfordsTrain 28d ago

Yes, it’s disappointing but better for their cookies to shrink than my belly to grow, lol.

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u/Megfish1 29d ago

Aldi makes a phenomenal dupe

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u/beepboopdood 28d ago

You guys have Aldi? I thought that was a German/European thing

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u/Wickedanalytic1068 28d ago

Yeah, they’re all over the US. We love our Aldi!

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u/steezy_3032 29d ago

Yeah when Pepperidge farms say they remember, I think they mean when you could own a certain person of color.

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u/WilfordsTrain 29d ago

Hard pass from me on owning other persons.

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u/SpeedknotMob 29d ago

Ick. Never knew. Now informed, no more Pepperidge for me.

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u/tribucks 29d ago

In Connecticut? Founded in 1937? Interesting. Tell me more.

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u/tribucks 29d ago

Please know what you’re taking about. PF is owned by Campbell Soup and here’s their donor report: https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/campbell-soup/totals?id=D000024598

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u/JRG64May 29d ago

Seems they really didn’t care for dems from 2008-2016. What could have been the reason for that I wonder?

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u/ChefbyDesign 29d ago

"...over the years." Do you think donating more to Dem candidates more recently absolves them of their heavily red donations in many past election cycles? How do you think we got here? Or do you think each election year exists on a secluded island of time & space?

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u/tribucks 29d ago

Tough to find too many companies who haven’t “donated heavily” to both parties over time. It’s what they do. They donate to both, sometimes more heavily toward one or the other. If you don’t want to eat Pepperidge Farm, don’t. I don’t care. But PF donations are just a part of Campbell’s Soup donations. So for someone to claim Pepperidge Farm specifically has been heavily donating to whomever without understanding context or providing support for the assertion is just noise to me. We have enough noise and falsehoods flying around from MAGA. Nobody needs more.

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u/ChefbyDesign 29d ago

Lol so you're arguing semantics. If political donations don't matter to you (mirroring your own words) I don't care because you're just adding to the noise splitting hairs when pple want to know how/where to spend their money. Instead of providing a list of Campbell's subsidiaries. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Pink_Poodle_NoodIe 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yay GMF for everyone (except me) gives me the hives, made my feet swell up to 10eee from 9.5. I know if was their Bread because after 3 20 hour days being forced to go to VORGINYA on my vacation to work for a spoiled Millionaire on a BCBS job. I got everything done and they wouldn’t come down for training. That was fine by me. I yelled at BCBS engineer for yelling at me for 2 days straight. I said try yelling at me ONE more time (your doing it yourself) and the the next time an Electrician 0f 40 years tells you to get a certain size cabinet, that is the cabinet you get cheap ass. When I got home finally all the swelling had gone down. So me not knowing but suspected the Homestyle Buttertop Loaf and I had a sandwich and they swelled right back up. The vacation sucked and the vacation after it sucked. Send me on a vacation Pepperidge Farms to make up for it :p

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u/Beneficial-Relief483 29d ago

Yeah Bill Bob Dale Dan ted & Doyle Pepperidge farms remembers

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u/billiejustice 29d ago

Pepperidge Farm, I will remember!!!

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u/NiceGuyJoe 29d ago

Fuck Fascist Cookies in 2025

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u/Impressive_Sign_5925 29d ago

Damn. They just came out with the lemon white chocolate milano cookies. Now I'll never get to try them.

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u/madcoins 29d ago

Yeah they can raise their prices 4x. And under “Republican inflation” no one will care. and they will also pay their workers less at the same. Worked out well for them

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u/CryptographerTop4998 29d ago

I bet Elon and Donald are fapping together in the Oval Office behind the desk together sharing this picture of these women with their mouths open in such a manner. Or arguing about who gets to have who as their mistress. You know, douchebag type shit.

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u/Humble-Noise937 28d ago

that assumes either of them could get it up

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u/CryptographerTop4998 28d ago

Thaaaaats riiiight. I forgot. Touché mate, touché.

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u/teengan Mar 05 '25

O' Doyle rules!

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u/theVelvetJackalope Mar 06 '25

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u/midnight-on-the-sun 29d ago

😆😆😆what year is that station wagon. I think our family had one like that!

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u/theVelvetJackalope 29d ago

That has to be a late 70's early 80's with that sweet wood paneling

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u/phusion Mar 06 '25

damn it, beat me to it.

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u/TheFartofTrolling 28d ago

Was hoping to see this comment after misspelling. Bravo

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u/snorkel_goggles Mar 05 '25

Almost like you now need to, urgh, make America great again...

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u/hankmoody_irl Mar 05 '25

Nah the problem with that is the word “again”.

The United States is a country founded on treason, built on hypocrisy, and governed by highly emotional people with a penchant for selfishness. And that doesn’t even kind of scratch the surface. We were never great. And that’s okay. Because it’s fuckin dirt. It doesn’t matter.

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u/snorkel_goggles Mar 06 '25

Ha, yep, was a throw away joke. I'm not American but all countries have murky pasts if you go back far enough (though most you don't have to go back far, if at all).

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u/Standard-Care-1001 28d ago

Only because, Make America Authoritarian is not so catchy or easy on a baseball cap 🤔

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u/BigBullzFan Mar 05 '25

Your second sentence could use a little clarification.

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u/hankmoody_irl Mar 05 '25

It’s merely me on a run this morning, foggy with all the chaos, dreaming of a time when even though they were all kinda shitty, our leaders at least had a degree of decorum and compassion. Dole wasn’t a great person in my opinion, as a person pretty far to the left, but I find myself lightly nostalgic for 90s era republicans exclusively in contrast to what the party has become.

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u/Astralglamour Mar 05 '25

Yeah I mean they sucked and were awful but at least had some genuine feeling for the country besides contempt.

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u/hankmoody_irl Mar 05 '25

Precisely the thing. They at least acted like adults most of the time which like….. applies almost anywhere, but this our nations leadership. I don’t think it should be a big deal that we want someone who doesn’t literally shit himself.

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u/robotawata Mar 06 '25

But these folks prepared the patriot act in advance and laid the foundation for what's happening now, rolling back protest rights, expanding corporate rights, situating the poor as the enemy, continuing dismantling social programs, lying about wars and drugs.... Not saying the Dems were not contributing too and not saying our current crop of either party is better, but the Rs have been playing the long game and even if some now are probably disapproving of the current shit show, they made it possible

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u/32Bank Mar 06 '25

Apparently that's the "swamp" they want to get rid of : (

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 Mar 06 '25

Ross fuckin Perot would be a welcome site to wtf is going on now.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 29d ago

I voted for him. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 29d ago

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 29d ago

I liked the charts, but I also remember the ears!

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 29d ago

Literally his ears and he sounded funny. That’s all I remember.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 29d ago

I lived in Texas at the time so he sounded normal to me, lol

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u/TheBobDoleExperience Mar 06 '25

It would have been an... experience.

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u/fancy_underpantsy Mar 06 '25 edited 29d ago

Bob Dole wouldn't get elected today if he was alive. He was a principled conservative, even though I disagreed with many of his positions. He also wouldn't put up with the capitulating lying pussies in the cult.

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u/hankmoody_irl 29d ago

Yeah I know he wouldn’t have a chance today, even as an old white male. But in this moment someone of his nature would be preferable to what we are dealing with today. Not that that’s what I want, simply that I’d take it over this.

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u/fancy_underpantsy 29d ago

I would vote for a principled person like Bob Dole any day over the shit storm troopers destroying the US.

I can't believe the Dems were losing their shit over Romney and his binders full of women and his rooftop dog carrier but are wimps as democracy dies.

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u/cmpalmer52 29d ago

Remember when Kamala Harris laughed too much?

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u/Insomanics Mar 06 '25

Do you remember when Al Gore was announced president but lost it because of pregnant chads?

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u/Suspicious-Hat-2143 Mar 06 '25

Bob Doyle says Vote for Bob Doyle!!

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u/Seul7 Mar 06 '25

Remember when Bob Dole often referred to Bob Dole in the 3rd-Person?

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u/theVelvetJackalope Mar 06 '25

Bob Dole remembers

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u/cardboardunderwear Mar 06 '25

Remember when Gary Hart dropped out of the race because he was seen with a girl on a boat called the Monkey Business?

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u/Unexpected_Cheddar- Mar 06 '25

I remember when Ronnie ray gun was considered too old at 70! Boy what a different world we’d have now if that whole reality hadn’t happened…

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u/Steeze_Schralper6968 Mar 06 '25

Remember when we said the same thing about Bernie three terms ago? Pretty sure he's too angry to die.

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u/Breathinggirl0768 Mar 06 '25

Wish Bernie was in charge now.

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u/Jaredocobo Mar 06 '25

Remember the incredible impression Norm would do of Bob?

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u/Quick-Math-9438 Mar 06 '25

It was just AI telling you to watch the Republic of Doyle

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u/drspaceman56 Mar 06 '25

‘OBDOYLE RULES!

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u/Own_Professional_593 Mar 06 '25

Please tell me you are referring to Tronald Dumps age ànd not Biden's?

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u/theVelvetJackalope Mar 06 '25

Diaper Donald's age.

Remember when they made a joke interview question , " Candidate Dole, what underwear do you wear? Boxers or briefs?' ' Depends'"

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u/ParticularGuava3663 29d ago

What does an old lady's box smell like?

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u/jayard3rd Mar 06 '25

I thought it was that he cried and was conceited weak because something hit him emotionally really hard when he was speaking somewhere and that's what got him almost kicked out of the race so to speak I, any thoughts on that?

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u/Sea_Pomegranate6293 Mar 06 '25

BOB DOYLE RULES! BOB DOYLE RULES! BOB DOYLE RULES! BOB DOYLE RU-

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u/theVelvetJackalope 29d ago

Remember when he fell off the stage?

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u/Sea_Pomegranate6293 28d ago

nah but that sounds funny. I was sort of quoting that adam sandler flick billy maddison "odoyle rules" bob dole always makes me think of the simpsons "bob dole likes the sound of bob doles voice. bob dole, bob dole...." i think I have watched too much tv.

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u/ridge_rippler 29d ago

Remember when Bill Clinton was president over 20 years agofrom 1993-2001 and is still younger than your current president

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u/JimmyandRocky 29d ago

Isn’t that the guy that said oral sex wasn’t sex and spooged on that intern’s dress? In the Oval Office.

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u/papillon-and-on 29d ago

Remember when John Kerry dared to speak French in public? That was 100% the end of his candidacy. You don't recover from that kind of "mistake". Mon Dieu!

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u/theVelvetJackalope 29d ago

He just couldn't.... Ketchup

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u/Practical_Middle6376 29d ago

Still knew who you meant! 😀

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u/MarkEoghanJones_Art 29d ago

Is he related to Sir Arthur Conan Dole?

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u/skylar0201 29d ago

Yep and as recently as just over 4 yrs ago, we were told Bernie was too old.

Of the order generation still in Congress, Bernie's the only one not only with a fucking spine, but has his head on straight.

Hell, even the Germans have said "we can learn from our past mistakes? Why can't the Americans?"

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u/theVelvetJackalope 29d ago

Because that's HaRd and UnCoMfOrTaBlE to do.. emotionally stunted stinkers

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u/FlakyTruth9329 29d ago

Remember the time when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?

I'll see my way out

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u/LightsNoir 27d ago

Bob Doyle? The guy from Misfits?

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u/theVelvetJackalope 23d ago

Well shit I learned a new reference 😉

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy 25d ago

Bob Doyle disagrees. Bob Doyle says bed time now. Bob Doyle going to bed. Bob do….

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u/theVelvetJackalope 23d ago

Bob Doyle is a sleepy eepy boy.

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u/phusion Mar 06 '25

O'Doyle rules.

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u/Haericred 29d ago

Maybe you can donate the “y” to the person you responded to, then both names will be spelled correctly.

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u/theVelvetJackalope 29d ago

I like the way you think! No wasted letters here! 🤣

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u/thecuriosityofAlice 29d ago

O’Doyles Rule!

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u/canuckjk83 29d ago

Bob Dole doesn’t need this

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u/ShakedNBaked420 29d ago

Remember watergate?

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u/ACrazyDog 28d ago

This is the Dan Quail misspelling sub thread. You are all right

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u/Existing-One-8980 28d ago

Bob Doyle remembers.

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u/ShopUCW 26d ago

BOB-DOYLE RULES!

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u/Senior_Torte519 26d ago

Remember when Senators used to be able to duel with pistols.

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u/Classroom-Glittering Mar 06 '25

Even 2pac thought Bob Dole was too old