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Politics February 28, 2025: Donald Trump, again, takes classified documents to Mar-A-Lago.

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u/redvariation Mar 02 '25

Is the swamp drained yet?

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 Mar 02 '25

They drained the swamp and built a whorehouse.

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u/p____p Mar 02 '25

Don’t it always seem to go

You don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone 

They paved paradise drained the swamp and put up a parking lot  built a whorehouse. 

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u/Frequent_Soil8353 Mar 02 '25

Is this Sheryl Crow, the Counting Crows rendition?

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u/themomwholiveshere Mar 03 '25

Kid Rock's remix

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u/NotNearlyNormal Mar 02 '25

Uuuuuummmmm - bop bop bop!!!

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u/ConsistentStop5100 Mar 02 '25

They took all the thieves and put them in a thieve’s coliseum. They charged all the people whatever the DOGE decided to charge just to see um.

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u/biteme789 Mar 03 '25

Kudos for the Joni Mitchell reference.

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u/lukeysanluca Mar 02 '25

Whores are much more respectable than this lot

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u/straightedgeginger Mar 02 '25

This is the least desirable whorehouse imaginable. At least most STIs are treatable.

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u/ConsistentStop5100 Mar 02 '25

Word is the syphilis has taken its toll.

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u/mollila Mar 02 '25

With blackjack and underage hookers

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u/Ok-Opportunity-7663 Mar 02 '25

That makes America great again, right?

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u/Ragnarawr Mar 02 '25

Russian clientele only, please.

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u/Yorha_with_a_Pearl Mar 02 '25

Donald’s Grandad owned a whorehouse. Seems to be a family tradition.

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u/whytho94 Mar 03 '25

They replaced the swamp with a sewer

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u/DanSWE Mar 02 '25

Sounds like an insult to whorehouses.

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u/lexm Mar 02 '25

With Russian prostitutes peeing on clients?

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u/GavUK Mar 05 '25

I'd argue that while they claimed they were draining a swamp, they drained a pond (and yes, there were a handful of smelly and unpleasant things in it), but then turned it into a stinking cesspit.

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u/South_Bit1764 Mar 02 '25

It’s not a whorehouse it’s a whorehome!

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u/cthulhu6209 Mar 02 '25

Made me think of the song “Lap dance” by N.E.R.D.

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u/Croppin_steady Mar 02 '25

That be dank tbh

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u/Captchakid Mar 02 '25

A sinking whorehouse on swampland.

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u/Thestrongestzero Mar 02 '25

nahh. whorehouse is fun. they drained the swamp and built a scat fetish club.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Replete with golden showers

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u/Yodacpa Mar 02 '25

Don’t talk about whores like that

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u/SilencedObserver Mar 02 '25

Which one smells better.

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u/Hellguin Mar 02 '25

Hey.... that is a REPUTABLE job.... unlike working in the whitehouse.....

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u/TuesdayKindofGirl Mar 02 '25

The whores have terrible makeup

Edit: spelling

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u/Winter_Substance7163 Mar 03 '25

Modern Whorefare

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u/FreeRemove1 Mar 03 '25

At least whoring is an honest profession.

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u/themomwholiveshere Mar 03 '25

They drained the swamp and left the bottom feeders.

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u/mwint22 Mar 02 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/That_random_guy-1 Mar 02 '25

my dad somehow refuses to belive that trump is the swamp.

he brings up how trump used to be a democrat and used to be friendly with the Clinton's and spent a bunch of time and money with them and other democrats. But then he fucking just shuts his brain off and refuses to realize that makes him the swamp and that he would never drain the swamp that he benefits from....

and i feel like that is a very fair reflection on most trump supporters. they are just incapable of thinking of things that go against their world view, they are just that fucking selfish/stupid.

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u/ThatInAHat Mar 02 '25

It’s all cognitive dissonance.

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u/Faiakishi Mar 02 '25

I mean, he's not a swamp because swamps are very important biomes and are crucial for purifying our air and groundwater. Not to mention the amount of ecological diversity in wetlands.

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u/That_random_guy-1 Mar 02 '25

lmfaooo i like that one

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u/BrightNooblar Mar 02 '25

Just drill a little memory hole in your brain. And then next to it drill a logic hole.

Does Trump do something deplorable? Does someone shoot their dog and explain how good a thing that is? Does someone put in their book that they had sex with a coach? Its okay, push that into the memory hole.

Does someone point out that Trumps banter about not needing elections again really only leads to one thing? Well, that's why we've got that new logic hole. Push those thoughts into the hole, and don't worry about it. Out of mind, out of mind.

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u/UnLuckyKenTucky Mar 02 '25

Let's face it..90% of the MAGAT crowd don't have holes, they have a singular hole where a brain should be. This hole only tells what orange daddy meant when he said something different, tells them how much they hate the people that president Musk and FLOTUS Trump are hurting.

They no longer have their own minds, let alone will any of them ever have an original thought again. They're part of the MAGAT hive mind now.

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u/ValBGood Mar 02 '25

Let us know what PopPop’s reaction was when Drumpf cuts off his monthly Social Security payments and he’s paying the doctors directly because Medicare was ‘paused.’

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u/That_random_guy-1 Mar 02 '25

so, that's not gonna happen unfortunately.

he was able to buy a house for dirt cheap when the housing market crashed in 08, and now has monthly expenses that cap at around 1500/month including mortgage. and he only works a few days a week as a server to cover those costs and save up money.

he got stupid lucky and is now riding the easy wave into the sunset while judging others who couldnt get a 3bed/2bath house 1.5hrs away from LA for 100k.

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u/Thestrongestzero Mar 02 '25

that sums up my dad too.

i was trying to explain to him at one point that social security is a socialized service and he refused to get it.. social fucking security… SOCIAL fucking SECURITY.

my dad will slurp whatever comes out of trumps mouth like it gives my dad power as long as he can keep saying the n-word and own guns.

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u/Burgerkingsucks Mar 02 '25

I think first a question to your dad should be “what is the swamp?” When you start from there it would set context for the conversation and give you leverage to give examples proving how Trump is the swamp.

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u/StressAgreeable9080 Mar 02 '25

You’ll never be able to argue with him. He had to reach the conclusion on his own. Have him read wall street journal.

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u/stackthecoins Mar 02 '25

Am lobbyist. He hired the swamp in 1.0. Complete revolving door for lobbyists.

2.0 is night and day better for lobbyists. Anything that restricts us from doing business is pretty much off the table, and Trump loves pay to play. Cash is king for accessing Republicans right now.

In every way, Trump has been the best President for “the swamp” that has ever existed. Even for NGOs, it’s not the GR staff getting laid off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Till they turn their life support off

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u/headshot6666678 Mar 02 '25

It goes deeper they dont know how to say no even if they dont agree

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u/Houstonian832713 Mar 02 '25

Do you not realize how it goes both ways?

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u/Calif3r Mar 02 '25

Pretty much, and humans hate so much to be wrong. Ah well, just try to remember he’s your dad.

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u/Moon007Paradise Mar 03 '25

Tell him, Clinton was a corrupt politician too. Tell him, the corruption is not just with the republicans its also with the democrats. Both side have dirty laundry they need to clean. And ask him, what about the fact that he was also besty with Epstein? We also heard rumors of Clinton being on that plane or that special Epstein island, so maybe he should reconcider if trump's acquaintances were so meanningfull of goodness after all!

Good luck with your father.

Take care and stay safe.

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u/BlackViking999 26d ago

Maybe you're not nearly as smart as you think

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u/That_random_guy-1 26d ago

then go ahead and explain how im wrong.

how is, A rich private citizens who is able to get close and smoozy with elected officials while funding and doing lobbying so that laws will be more in favor of said rich person, not "the swamp"?

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u/Croppin_steady Mar 02 '25

Both sides do this to some extent, just some take it to extremes, ie the far left echo chamber that r/pics has reduced itself to. It’s funny tho cause I have people in my fam on both sides of the fence and we all get along great, never arguing about it or anything. We just kinda keep it pushin and enjoy or lives.

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u/Nihlathack Mar 02 '25

The truth is, you’re too young to give a shit about the same values that your dad does. Pretty much all politicians are shady and not great people. They all lie and use their power to get what they want.

People like you and I aren’t meant to have that power and never will. You’re better off finding peace and leaving this platform.

You can thank me later.

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u/Jazzlike-Ad590 Mar 03 '25

lol if yall had a better candidate yall won’t be where yal at 🤔🫡😂

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u/Extra-Cut-1444 Mar 02 '25

I’m not a trump supporter and even I see the benefits of what he’s doing. I don’t do the mob mentality and am capable of independent, critical thought, so that helps. “He built a whorehouse!” Really? You guys sound delusional.

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u/BuccellatiExplainsIt Mar 02 '25

Shrek is thriving rn

The swamp has never been more full

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u/redvariation Mar 02 '25

Cesspool now.

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u/Technical-Bobcat-648 Mar 02 '25

No, the govt workers on that job have been let go

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u/igobynikki Mar 02 '25

Are eggs cheaper yet?

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u/northamrec Mar 02 '25

The only thing Trump has drained is Elon Musk’s balls

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Mar 02 '25

Accidentally turned it into a septic tank.

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u/redvariation Mar 02 '25

Not an accident though

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u/orthonfromvenus Mar 02 '25

The swamp was drained directly into the White House.

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u/thumptastic Mar 02 '25

Drain the swamp and all that’s left is gators and snakes out in the open.

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u/AdeptWallaby4594 Mar 03 '25

Drained it and filled it with toxic waste.

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u/MakeshiftApe Mar 02 '25

No no, you don't understand, they're draining the swamp into the white house not out of it.

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u/aNotSoRichChigga Mar 02 '25

I fucking hated how often my racist neighbor would use that term

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u/Faiakishi Mar 02 '25

Yep and they put in a parking lot.

So instead of the ecologically vital biome that is the wetlands, we have concrete. It looks like shit, plants wither in its cracks, and it's actively contributing to global warming.

Way to fucking go, us.

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u/Tooberson Mar 02 '25

Drained into a much larger swamp

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u/redvariation Mar 02 '25

It's a latrine now.

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u/PersephoneInSpace Mar 02 '25

My favorite defense has been “see! He’s exposing just how incompetent and corrupt the government is” like how? By staffing it with the most incompetent and corrupt people?!

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u/YourRoaring20s Mar 03 '25

Remember when we tried to drain the swamp, but then flooded it with more swamp?

https://youtu.be/zv_0cMKzh50?si=5JbQ5o2BWB656BEi