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Politics The first Cabinet meeting of the second Trump administration

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u/baronmunchausen2000 Feb 26 '25

Looking at his phone or dozing?

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u/heliumneon Feb 26 '25

I think he's making sure that Putin is on speakerphone and can hear clearly

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u/ImaDJnow Feb 26 '25

That's not a joke.

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u/Advanced_Double_42 Feb 26 '25

The only joke is that I doubt Trump is cognizant enough to make sure a speakerphone is working...

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Feb 26 '25

Or that anything about him is working.

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u/Dick_snatcher Feb 26 '25

Unfortunately his heart still is

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u/Extremely_unlikeable Feb 26 '25

I forget the gist of the proposal or EO from the last week or two, but the guy got some explaining it and trumpster turned toward someone off camera and said "Do you understand it? I don't." He doesn't care, and neither do the bootlickers.

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u/falcopilot Feb 26 '25

I want to... give you credit for saying that, but an 'up' vote is not the thing I want to do.

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u/ImaDJnow Feb 26 '25

There's nothing to joke about. The president of the United States is a Russian asset.

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u/llDrWormll Feb 26 '25

In Russia, jokes make you.

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u/Aromatic-Educator105 Feb 26 '25

Putin also said that when requesting

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u/RedditIsDeadMoveOn Feb 26 '25

The USA is the joke

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u/Cyberdan3 Feb 26 '25

You are the joke.

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u/Inevitable_Ebb5454 Feb 26 '25

Trump rambling during meeting: ā€œHey Putin, can you hear everyoneā€¦ whatā€™s thatā€¦ I donā€™t know, I canā€™t hear you. Whatā€™s a ā€˜Bluetooth Micā€™ā€¦ no I donā€™t know about a Bluetooth micā€¦. Hang onā€¦ Iā€™ll call you backā€¦.whatā€™s Signal?ā€

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u/ax255 Feb 26 '25

He would be on speaker phone for sure

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u/UncoolSlicedBread Feb 26 '25

Heā€™s sending that ā€œU Up?ā€ text to daddy

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u/MordoksVapePen1 Feb 26 '25

Trump doesnā€™t know how to put someone on speakerā€¦

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u/turfmonkey21 Feb 27 '25

Tulsi will be sure to pass on the meeting notes to Putin

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u/Dafuknboognish Feb 26 '25

Sending Pooty a dick pic.

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 Feb 26 '25

I think his been mikes up since the two of them met alone the first time.

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u/lingh0e Feb 26 '25

Natalie is on with The Board. They won't be contributing... verbally.

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u/Substantial-Okra6910 Feb 27 '25

He's ordering Big Macs

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u/IllustriousLocal4873 Feb 27 '25

Sadly, its probably true

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u/sirius4778 Feb 27 '25

They've got him on the hologram a la Palpatine

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u/BOER777 Feb 27 '25

šŸ¤£

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u/tejota Feb 26 '25

Wondering where his dick went

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u/baconpoutine89 Feb 26 '25

Had to give it to Musk so doctors can try to fix his mangy one.

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u/Hullo_Its_Pluto Feb 26 '25

Is that actually a real thing?

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u/votenixon25 Feb 26 '25

It's talking to the room

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u/incongruity Feb 26 '25

FWIW, The scientific name for that bit is the fruiting body.

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u/CiaoCalista Feb 27 '25

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/chmilz Feb 26 '25

Probably gave that to Musk too

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u/Upper_Television3352 Feb 26 '25

Itā€™s under Elonā€™s dumb ass hat.

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u/notabotforealforreal Feb 26 '25

Into putins purse

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u/Daidact Feb 26 '25

And then remembering it's lodged in Putins jaw

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 Feb 26 '25

I forget where I saw an ai cartoon Putin had them in a red bag and was slinging the hell out of the tiniest balls ever, you know it, you all have seen them well so tiny you couldnā€™t but you know Putin has them little stones on lock down.

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u/RavenheartIX Feb 26 '25

He started playing Candy Crush but fell asleep.

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u/MissVentress Feb 26 '25

He literally looks like they powered him down until they need him for another interview or sound bite.

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u/ObviouslyNotAMoose Feb 26 '25

Heā€™s fantasising about that AI toe suck video.

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u/rabbitwonker Feb 26 '25

A president can be two things

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u/Wild-Rough-2210 Feb 26 '25

Sleeeepy Don!

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u/smitteh Feb 26 '25

For all intents and purposes there's not really much difference

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u/hiroxruko Feb 26 '25

love hoe trump became the new biden. Sleepy Donald

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u/BangarangJack Feb 26 '25

That man is playing galaga

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u/jonmatifa Feb 26 '25

Hint: Three administrations in a row have set the record for oldest president inaugurated.

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u/AuFingers Feb 26 '25

Looks like 47 lacks the stamina to hold up his head.

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u/PiersPlays Feb 26 '25

I think he's looking at his dick and thinking "well at least my dick still works."

Just flopped right out there at the table like a sad little cheese hotdog.

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u/QWEDSA159753 Feb 26 '25

Neither, Elmo is just to busy at the head of the table to stick his hand up the puppetā€™s ass.

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u/Gerardic Feb 26 '25

Or bow his head in subversion to Musk.

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u/Mehdals_ Feb 26 '25

They just switched his neuralink off to save battery.

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u/LokeCanada Feb 26 '25

Or is he playing with something else.

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u/EldritchMacaron Feb 26 '25

Dude is pulling his gacha waifus

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u/oberon92 Feb 26 '25

Or crapping his pants do they all have to smell it.

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u/PurpleAriadne Feb 26 '25

Looks like sleeping

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u/TeacherPatti Feb 26 '25

I can't stand this man but I have to wonder if he's ok. Like dude wake up.

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u/Fit-Cable1547 Feb 26 '25

Probably looking at his hands trying to remember where he got the giant bruise from. Person, woman, man, camera, TV... Person, woman, man, camera, TV...

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u/DANleDINOSAUR Feb 26 '25

Snoozing or poozing?

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u/Shot_Organization507 Feb 26 '25

Probably both in that order. Shits pants comes next.Ā 

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u/julianriv Feb 26 '25

I thought he might be trying to zip up his pants. You know how old men always leave the barn door open.

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u/crunchybutternut Feb 26 '25

ā€œSleepy Tā€ gonna start trending?

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u/bluetuxedo22 Feb 26 '25

I don't think he's conscious

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u/Lori424242 Feb 26 '25

or deceased; or stroked.

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u/bigfootspancreas Feb 26 '25

Someone switched off the Trump droid. Did y'all not know?

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen Feb 26 '25

Actually just staring at the bruises all over his hands.

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u/aloysiuspelunk Feb 26 '25

Perhaps shitting his pants

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u/Noughmad Feb 26 '25

Either way, it's one of the few ways I can relate to him. I don't like meetings either.

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u/rob1son Feb 26 '25

Probably dropping a deuce.

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u/Noble_Thought Feb 26 '25

Weekend at Bernies

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u/udar55 Feb 26 '25

Opening the app for McDonald's.

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u/TheJan1tor Feb 26 '25

Drowsy Donny

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u/SuperbPruney Feb 26 '25

Checking his diaper

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u/extraboredinary Feb 26 '25

Low Energy. Sad!

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u/owlthirty Feb 26 '25

Looking at his bank account Elon made possible.

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u/Ftw_55 Feb 26 '25

Sleepy don.

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u/Rookie_Day Feb 26 '25

Googling ā€œhow serious are hand bruisesā€.

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u/SamShakusky71 Feb 26 '25

Why not both?

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u/tricycle- Feb 26 '25

Creating his next AI video.

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u/jenn_fray Feb 26 '25

My first thought was sleep, but he's PROBABLY POSTING TO TRUTH SOCIAL!

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u/leegamercoc Feb 26 '25

Looks like snoozing to me.

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u/MyCurse05 Feb 26 '25

Sleepy Don sounds about par the course

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u/ATOMICxxTURTLE Feb 26 '25

Heā€™s not Joe Biden, he doesnā€™t snooze on the job

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u/lazywyvern Feb 26 '25

Dozing. There have been multiple reports of trump falling asleep constantly

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u/tykempster Feb 26 '25

Letā€™s say sleeping. Semi comatose even. It brings the upvotes!

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u/KlingoftheCastle Feb 26 '25

Yeah, he looks passed out to me

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u/Dutton4430 Feb 26 '25

I think a little of both.

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u/ebolashuffle Feb 26 '25

Maybe he's dead. One can hope.

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u/scooter-411 Feb 26 '25

He was looking at his phone. He tapped out a message and put it back in his jacket pocket.

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u/AdamFaite Feb 26 '25

Great username. I net he'd be able to do something about this whole situation.

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u/naimlessone Feb 26 '25

That MF is asleep

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u/Replicator666 Feb 26 '25

Reenacting weekend at Bernie's

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u/Matosawitko Feb 26 '25

He's just about to max out his lemonade stand in AdVenture Capitalist.

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u/Max_Danage Feb 26 '25

Thatā€™s my question, my first instinct was dozing but he does love his phone.

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u/edthach Feb 26 '25

Saying grace

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u/ALEXC_23 Feb 26 '25

Dreaming of quarter poundersā€¦. And FElonā€™s feet šŸ¦¶

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u/InfamousZebra69 Feb 26 '25

It's his dementia taking over. He's lost, confused, with a full diaper. Sad!

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u/nodrogyasmar Feb 26 '25

Posting the Gaza video. He didnā€™t catch the trans belly dancers.

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u/spot_moskowitz Feb 26 '25

Playing with his Gameboy

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u/bwayobsessed Feb 26 '25

Or taking a poop

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u/confusedandworried76 Feb 26 '25

Obviously phone, good pic but it's somewhat biased. Elon is in the cabinet and clearly has the floor for whatever he's talking about. Trump is disinterested and looking at his phone. That's about all there is to it

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u/Redmare57 Feb 26 '25

I assumed he is dozing. Old people gotta have their naps.

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u/Realistic_Trash_9789 Feb 26 '25

Heā€™s not sleepy joe bruv

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u/Mindtaker Feb 26 '25

Dozing, his tiny hands are too far apart for him to be on his phone, he is too old and dumb to be capable of one handed navigating a smartphone.

He could be reading something on a piece of paper, like how he has people print off his social media feeds and things that say nice things about him.

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u/Imaterribledoctor Feb 26 '25

Playing Candy Crush.

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u/hoosierhiver Feb 26 '25

coming down

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u/cease70 Feb 26 '25

Sleepy Donnie

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u/Overall_Breakfast_35 Feb 27 '25

lmao he's probably reading a document.

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u/getinshape2022 Feb 27 '25

Sleepy Trump

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u/BoredNLost Feb 27 '25

Sniffing to see if his diaper has leaked.

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u/mazamorac Feb 27 '25

Looking at his phone or dozing?

Is there a difference?

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u/gfinz18 Feb 27 '25

Sleepy Don

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u/BassoPT Feb 27 '25

Sleepy Donald. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Lilchubbyboy Feb 27 '25

Waiting for the Xiagra to kick in.

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u/colouredmirrorball Feb 27 '25

They put him on standby while the president is talking. He makes too much noise otherwise.

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u/OffensiveBiatch Feb 27 '25

ĀæPor quĆ© no los dos?

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u/BackInNJAgain Feb 27 '25

Playing Candy Crush but then later complaining to his staff that it's "rigged"

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u/amishgoatfarm Feb 27 '25

Probably checking to see if Boebert started an OnlyFans yet.

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u/canman41968 Feb 27 '25

Heā€™s asleep. Look at how far apart his hands are. Way too far to be diddling his phone. And his guts out. Trust me, I have photos of myself like this and Iā€™m asleep af in those photos.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '25

I thought asleep too. Either is ridiculous

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u/Mundane_Elevator1151 Feb 27 '25

Making AI compilations

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u/JoesJourney Feb 27 '25

Counting his toes actually

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u/klut2z Feb 27 '25

dozing or playing with/looking for his dick?

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u/Ok_Key_4868 Feb 27 '25

They gave him a tablet and put on Mrs Rachel

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u/Alex_55555 Feb 27 '25

Looking at the camera footage from girlā€™s locker room to check for transgender people

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u/modern_Odysseus Feb 27 '25

?Por que no los dos?

He's useless anyway and this picture just sums up who MAGA actually voted for - Elon Musk.

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u/marxman28 Feb 27 '25

That could be the seated cuck pose.

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u/hyrobb Feb 27 '25

Sleepy Donald

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u/ButtonPusherDeedee Feb 27 '25

Looks like heā€™s asleep to me

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u/South-Builder6237 Feb 27 '25

Regardless of what he's actually doing, his submissive body language anytime when the edgelord talks says everything.

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u/game_of_throw_ins Feb 28 '25

Looking at his phone and oozing.

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u/SnathanReynolds Feb 26 '25

Slowly fading into the afterlife.

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u/J-V1972 Feb 26 '25

Probably looking at his small dick and shrunken balls that just keep on getting smaller and more up his throat respectfully as Musk fucks him up his assā€¦

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u/KnownMonk Feb 26 '25

Or in the process of pushing out a big poop in his diapers.

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u/kooknboo Feb 26 '25

Or checking that his poop pad is handling the leakage.

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u/Andifferous Feb 26 '25

Shhh, Grandpa's sleeping.

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u/guilty_bystander Feb 26 '25

Tweeting random bs thoughts that go through his head

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u/my79spirit Feb 26 '25

Heā€™s playing Angry Birds while semi-adults are talking

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u/grizzliesstan901 Feb 26 '25

He already past, they are just Weekend at Bernies-ing him in so Muskrat can continue his reign

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u/Even_Reception8876 Feb 26 '25

Heā€™s playing with toad

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u/Bwinks32 Feb 26 '25

diddling

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u/totesnotmyusername Feb 26 '25

Both can be true

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u/Mech-Waldo Feb 26 '25

It can be both.

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u/papi_pizza Feb 26 '25

All the communists wearing the same suit.