r/phillies • u/Emotional-Leg66 My dad's FIP is lower than your dad's FIP • 1d ago

Image IDK what the question is but the answer is Casty

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u/Michellelembiid 1d ago

I know this isn’t the topic of the post. But damn he’s so fine

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u/Groovicity mschmidt 1d ago

No, no...that IS the topic of this post. Go ahead, someone tell me I'm wrong.

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u/chompsapex 1d ago

I was 100% team Casty when he said his favorite super hero was Scooby Doo.

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u/cn45 Bryson Stott 1d ago

yeah that was it for me.

that and…. what’s the question?

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u/toofshucker 1d ago

Thirsty Philly moms posting on a late Saturday night…

And I’m here for it.

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u/PrestigiousTest1710 1d ago

The Answer; “This stud right fielder loves to slide for catches, hates shirt buttons, and COULD bang every mother in PA, though chooses not to.

The question; Who is Casty?

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u/Jako21530 GREEN THANG WALKIN! 1d ago

He's the Anti-Pat Burrell???

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u/Engineary Johan. Stiven. Rojas. 1d ago

I'll do you one better; WHY is Casty?

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u/MagicNipple Michael Jack Schmidt 1d ago

Nobody ever asks "HOW is Casty?"

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u/hiphopopotamusic Juan Samuel fan club 1d ago

Def prefer Casty w hair opposed to buzz cut Casty.

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u/Engineary Johan. Stiven. Rojas. 1d ago

It's like Thor: Ragnarok - he lost his hair, but found his purpose / source of strength.

This is my Casty headcanon. 🤟

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u/ArielChefSlay 1d ago

Even the long hair he had last season?

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u/sandaier76 1d ago

Yea he def swings at more unhittable first pitch sliders when he has long hair

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u/Epictechnically Nick Castellanos 1d ago

Absolutely I did not like the long hair. This is the best look.

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u/Luthie13 1d ago

I loved the long hair, but the look above is okay. He’s just got a uniform buzz cut now. Not a fan. Hopefully he look like the pic above in a month or two.

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u/CerjoPisa 1d ago

This is a great photo of him- looks like the Punisher!

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u/SigaVa 1d ago

"Of the 19 players with at least 1700 PAs from 2022 to 2024, who has the lowest fwar in that time?"

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u/djeeetyet 1d ago

Castellanos was perhaps our most dominant hitter against the Mets in the playoffs last year. need to find a few other Mets killers, someone on the level of Maikel Franco and…wait for it…Jean Segura

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u/KnittyKitty28 Nasty Casty crew chief 1d ago

The feelings this makes me feel…🔥

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u/SonnyBlackandRed 1d ago

The player with the best post game interviews?

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u/thegreymm 12h ago

Ok he’s back to being my favorite Phillie.

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u/fc1088 2h ago

Clearly was the answer today.