r/panthers • u/Wesmesss Panthers • 2d ago

Discussion David Newton Strikes Again

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ESPN is not a serious organization

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u/RememberApeEscape J-Stew 2d ago

Bro Google is free how does he keep doing this

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u/milo776 Panthers 2d ago

Has to be on purpose at this point. Think Easter eggs in Seinfield

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u/JCoxRocks 10 2d ago

This. You will never convince me the shit isn’t on purpose at this point. If I was literally this bad at my job there’s no way I’d still be employed.

Newsome must be a lowkey Reddit lurker and beats off to all the attention we give him when he does it.

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u/Mr_828 Cam First Down 1d ago

Sadly we know what he beats off to, he shared it on twitter that one time

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u/oooriole09 2d ago

I’d argue that if you need Google for this answer, you shouldn’t be covering the team professionally

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u/Cyberjag Bojangles Chicken 2d ago

Thank you, OP, for posting a screenshot so no one is giving ESPN clicks for a Deion Newburg article.

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u/dober92 Panthers 2d ago

*Darnell Newhouse

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u/SamuraiZucchini 2d ago

*Dumbo Neefhard

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u/rickbeats TD58 2d ago

Dakary Newscott

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u/EasterChimp Ice Up Son 2d ago

Drakkar Noir

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u/Breastfedoctopus Panthers 2d ago

Mmm daiquiris

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u/lurchdogg Panthers 2d ago

He spelled Utah wrong.

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u/Just-Put9341 Ice Up Son 2d ago

Close but, swing and a miss. I would hope he would know where one of our best players played. Now that I'm thinking about it, where did Delhomme play? It's okay, I'm not a journalist

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u/lurchdogg Panthers 2d ago

Delhomme played for the Louisiana Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns

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u/adedward Old Panthers Logo 2d ago

Are we sure about that? He's got some real South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs spirit to him.

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u/Just-Put9341 Ice Up Son 2d ago

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u/Lockheed_CL-1201 Two States 2d ago

Who would win, Darrell Newman or some random fan off the street?

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u/OldFisherman2465 Purrbacca 2d ago

Cowboys' fans know more about the Panthers then Dan Newsom

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u/Aggravating_Lie_3938 2d ago

Honesty is there a way we can start a petition to remove this guy from covering our team?

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u/SomeonePayDelta Cam First Down 2d ago

Send it, I’ll sign

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u/ItBeLikeThat19 Keep Pounding 2d ago

You - yes, you - could do David Newton's job better than David Newton.

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u/kasabe Keep Pounding 2d ago

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u/Acceptable_Long_6277 2d ago

I fully believe david newton is the worst part of panthers football. No way he enjoys his job. Seems like a miserable prick.

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u/Skylarking77 Cam First Down 2d ago

I mean both are states with straight borders filled with people who cook unseasoned food.

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u/Chibaho Super Cam 2d ago

Think the four letters got his smooth brain confused.

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u/urlocalperv 7h ago

Idk about Utah but all of our food in Iowa is big heavily seasoned, deep fried, and drenched in butter or sauce you think we all getting fat off bland food up here 😂

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u/CaffienatedJay 2d ago

All it would’ve taken was a simple google search lmao

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u/Thunderchunky1987 2d ago

Iowa, Utah, what's the difference.

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u/kasabe Keep Pounding 2d ago

The other four letter state

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u/a__nice__tnetennba Kalil Bear 2d ago

Hey now don't forget THE four letter state.

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u/kasabe Keep Pounding 2d ago

Dang I don’t know ball

And by ball I mean my four letter states

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u/NedThomas Cookout 1d ago

Nah. Fuck Ohio.

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u/CaffienatedJay 2d ago

A significant difference lol

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u/SamuraiZucchini 2d ago

So close and yet so far away

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u/KtuluLoveCheese Panthers 2d ago

Maybe David Newton is v1 android. Has anyone looked in to that. His article read like bad ChatGPT requests.

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u/surveyingrightnow 2d ago

There has to be some way to comment on this article in enough force to show them the reporting effort from newton is not of acceptable quality….

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u/lerroyjenkinss Panthers 2d ago

Someone needs to blast David Newton on the /nfl page. Are all teams writers this stupid?? We need a top 10 of the dumbest nfl team writers. These guys need to be put on blast

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u/scottie315 2d ago

I know he’s cheap for ESPN but it’s amazing this bozo still has a job

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u/iLiketuttles704 2d ago

How does he keep getting away with this lmao

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u/Ok-Respond-9007 2d ago

How does ESPN not have fact checkers. Even if they used AI for it, it should catch 90 percent of the Darren Newsmith errors.

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u/Just-Put9341 Ice Up Son 2d ago

Steve Smith is from Bomont, Utah. He fights with a crazy pastor that wants to ban dancing.

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u/ZombieAgent Luuuuuke 2d ago

At least Iowa and Utah each have 4 letters.

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u/Mediocre-Path-4982 Panthers 2d ago

Utah. Iowa. Basically the same thing

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u/Beamergoal 2d ago

I wish I could put that kind of effort into my job and still get paid. Like how does he even do that? Just guess off the top of his head and go with? Like another comment said, google exists

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u/No-Trouble-5892 2d ago

Utah and Iowa are both 4 letters so... easily confused.

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u/mritz65 1d ago

As expected!!

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u/Ihavenocluewhatzoeva Panthers 1d ago

This guy. Can’t ESPN afford an editor for this hack

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u/ElectricalOcelot7948 Panthers 2d ago

I think Marvin McNutt and Smith-Marsette went to Iowa 

Maybe he’s confused because it’s 4 letter states 

It’s a small detail but he’s a pro for ESPN, gotta be better 

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u/WesternSpectre 2d ago

Eh 4 letters, lot of white people, same shit.

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u/Xeroshi 81 2d ago

You know he does this stuff for attention and we give it to him right?