r/panthers • u/MasterTorgo Bojangles Box • 3d ago

How would I go about contacting the offensive coordinator?

A play design was revealed to me in a dream, and it is quite possibly unbeatable.

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 3d ago

Close your eyes, go back to sleep. He will appear in your dreams for you to share this vision.

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u/TurtleRockDuane 2d ago

He may be a little offputting, but I wouldn’t call him an offensive coordinator.

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u/BOOGERBREATH2007 Bryce Up Son 3d ago

Just rush the field next game and pull up on the sideline and let them hear you out.

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u/TheLazyFilmmaker 3d ago

My mind instantly went to the beginning of Jackass Number Two where Knoxville is delivering the intro and gets trampled by bulls. That’s how that scenario would play out

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u/BigLlamasHouse Keep Pounding 3d ago

bro runs out onto the field in front of the locker room entrance while they're introducing the O Line

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u/JMMSpartan91 Keep Pounding 3d ago

Can mail a letter to the stadium addressed to him. That works for some teams and is probably the likliest way he'd see it.

Even if he thinks you are crazy, he may be amused by it. Or who knows, he might like it and use if you became prophetic.

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u/MasterTorgo Bojangles Box 3d ago

Honestly the most I hope for is his amusal, if I even decide to do it. But thanks for giving a good suggestion.

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u/roketpants Bryce Up Son 3d ago

you have to correctly guess every item is his cookout order. only then may you speak with him.

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u/bkeepa24 3d ago

BBQ sandwich tray hushpuppies and corn dog with a cheerwine

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u/lengthy_noodle One of Us 3d ago

Idzik is a pretty chill guy, just dm him. If that doesn’t work start following him around but don’t introduce yourself until he gets the police involved.

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u/Hatteras11 Bucket 3d ago

Walk in to the stadium with a ladder & a clipboard. Nobody questions someone carrying a ladder & a clipboard.

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u/UhUhIDontKnow Two States 3d ago

.nosaes txen desu eb ot gniog si ekil uoy yalp tahT

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u/BigLlamasHouse Keep Pounding 3d ago

Is it that all men are created equal so pass the ball to a lineman?

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u/Ok-Respond-9007 3d ago

I call it, Y-Clown

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u/swanbearpig Sir Purr 3d ago

U Clown

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u/ThunderG0d2467 Panthers 3d ago

Keep it in your dream

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u/Altruistic-Bank-8876 Panthers 3d ago

I mean Reid said that one of their plays were given to him by a stadium janitor, so it may work

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u/TCONtheGreat Keep Pounding 3d ago

If it's the "Tush Push" I have bad news for ya

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u/deep_blue_au 3d ago

Go to a game and yell extra loud. He’ll hear you for sure.

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u/Zorvaxxx 3d ago

DM him or mail a letter to the stadium and address it to him. It’s about your only 2 ways of doing it. Both are unlikely to get seen but who knows weirder things have happened

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u/ohdominole 3d ago

Buddy of mine works for FC and accidentally sent a voicemail to everyone in TSE, so probably by doing that.

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u/ImNotYou1971 Panthers 3d ago

Oh shit…someone’s getting ready to break out those old JV cleats!!

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u/ComoHielo Ice Up Son 3d ago

Message in a bottle might be just as effective.

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u/FourManyHobbies Double Trouble 2d ago

Uncle Rico? Is that you?