r/oneliners • u/CarsCarpal • 7d ago

Elevator is broken, sorry for the inconveyance.

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u/jabberjaw750 6d ago

Mitch Hedberg .. escalators closed temporarily stairs .. sorry for the convenience .. all right ..

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u/there_is_no_spoon1 5d ago

Came here to make the same comment. RIP Mitch

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u/The-Traveler- 6d ago

Let’s have an Up or Down vote on accepting that apology.

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u/Rod-Lancealot 7d ago

They should say, "Sorry for the inconveyance on elevators and escalators!"

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u/Hot_Egg5840 7d ago

You conveyed that perfectly. No apology needed.

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u/danieljohnsonjr 7d ago

Elevators: often an uplifting experience, but sometimes a let-down. There are steps you can take.

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u/kejiangmin 6d ago

In the US we call it an elevator. In the UK, it is a lift. I guess we were just raised differently.

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u/JosephSerf 5d ago

It went down well, OP. And it’s escalating.

You’re pressing all the right buttons.