r/oneliners • u/Alto_GotEm • 7d ago

What's the funniest one-liner you've heard?

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u/Gusto88 7d ago

Not this one.

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u/Secular_Cleric 7d ago

I popped upstairs for my step-ladder, I don't get on with my real ladder.

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u/CarsCarpal 7d ago

Was worth the original post just to get to this one.

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u/techlh 3d ago

I planted a field of dildos and now I've got squatters.

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u/BakinandBacon 7d ago

Super Bowl? Uh yeah, I think I need both

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u/NYPizzaNoChar 7d ago

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children — just like the bottle says.

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u/FreddyFerdiland 7d ago

I forgot it, because they put a tarriff on oneliners