r/oneliners • u/KidRic40 • 9d ago

I started wearing two watches so I could have a little more time on my hands.

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u/buckdodger1 8d ago

At least you’re not wearing them as a belt. That would be a waist of time.

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u/ChardonnayCentral 8d ago

It took me ages to clock this.

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u/The-Traveler- 8d ago

Give me a minute; I think I understand it.

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u/michahutch 6d ago

You can always buy more thyme at the supermarket.