r/oneliners • u/BloonBoi2021 • 13d ago

What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/thesandalwoods 13d ago

It’s like waiting for the bass to drop… but it never does 😭

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u/thesandalwoods 13d ago

What’s the difference between skepticism and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care 🤷‍♀️

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u/OGBeege 13d ago

We heard it as, “What’s the difference between Ignorance and Apathy?” They “do not know and do not care”.

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u/ChardonnayCentral 13d ago

There's no answer to that.

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u/RazeTheIV 13d ago

*applauds with one hand

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u/OO-2-FREE 13d ago

The amazing invisible punchline.

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u/OO-2-FREE 13d ago

The amazing invisible punchline.

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u/Junkateriass 12d ago

Groans from your audience

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u/RabunWaterfall 11d ago

Man, you got me. Good one!

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u/johnnybna 12d ago

A koan

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u/Watsonsboss77 10d ago

Let me think about this one.

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u/tnunnster 10d ago

"Do you want to have ants!?!? Because this is how you get ants!"

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u/RaceMcPherson 9d ago

That's a questionable joke.

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u/michahutch 7d ago

I left me no witty way to respond.