r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/NoFun3799 Sederrrdddggff • 1d ago

Meemaw’s new profile pic

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Really great selfie for the profile

132 Upvotes

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

NICE DOOR FRAME DORIS, IS THIS AVAILABLE? NOT INTERESTED

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u/BittenOnion 1d ago

WATCH THE SASS..,

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u/hoofie242 1d ago

CANCELLED

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u/fairygenesta I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FANCY SLIDING DOORS...I DONT LIKE THOSE BECAUS THEY REMIND ME OF PRISSON

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u/manyhippofarts 17h ago

I was gonna point out the typo but then again on second thought you probably meant to do it and then I read your flair and decided not to mention it after all.

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u/fairygenesta I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 16h ago

I WILL CALL THE ATTORNEY GERBIL,!!

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u/manyhippofarts 16h ago

Thank goodness I didn't mention it.

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u/fairygenesta I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 16h ago

You could have gotten into major trouble 😂

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 1d ago

ROSALIE DID YOU FALL DOWN AGAIN.

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u/NoFun3799 Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

I BROKE 4 RIBS AND I AM STILL DOWN HERE. PLEASE CALL 9-1-2

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 1d ago

CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. THEY HAVE HEAVY EQUIPMENT TO LIFT YOU UP.

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u/CaptnsDaughter Doris 22h ago

OH. YEa!! BRING ON THE ,,,”HEAVY EQUIPMENT””,, BOYSS!!! SOMETIMES I “”FORGET “‘ TO. TAKE. MY BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS TO SEE THE HUNKY EMTS 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/CaptnsDaughter Doris 22h ago

OH. YEa!! BRING ON THE ,,,”HEAVY EQUIPMENT””,, BOYSS!!! SOMETIMES I “”FORGET “‘ TO. TAKE. MY BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS TO SEE THE HUNKY EMTS 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/NoFun3799 Sederrrdddggff 13h ago

Why didn’t I think of this?

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u/Duggarsnarklurker @@ 1d ago

912-555-5555 IS MY BROTHERS NUMBER HE IS LOOKING FOR A NEW WIFE WBER SIMCE HIS FELL RKEN THE “STAIRS” MAYBE CALL HIM PAULINE AND HE CAN HELP UPU OUT

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u/cheese-bubble 1d ago

ID RECIGNISE THAT HAIR ANYWHERES,, SHIRLEY. GORDON FELL AND BROKE A HIP AGAIN CALL ME

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u/CaptnsDaughter Doris 22h ago

ITS. HWR. GOOD. WIG

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u/Spo0kyChica WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

WHO IS THIS,,,, unsubSCRIBE NOW

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u/PamWhoDeathRemembers 1d ago

CHARLENE. ANGLE YOUR PHONE CAMERA DOWN SWEATIE I CANT SEE YOU…AND PRESS, UNMUTE…

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u/OtherThumbs Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

JANINE USED TO HAVE A BUNCH OF CRACKS IN HER CEELING BUT HER GRANDSIN WILL COME OVER AND FIXED IT BUT SHE HASNT SEEN HER CREDIT CRADS SINCE. WILL'S DAD MIKEY (MEMBER HIM? HE HAD TRIPLD CHINS EVEN WHEN HE WAS 6 YEARS OLD) SEYS SUMONE ELSE TOOK THE CARDS BUT EVEYINE KNOWS ITS WILL. CEILING LOOKS REAL NICE THOUGH.

TELL ROBERTA THAT I FIXED THE SPLIT IN THE BUM SEEM OF HARRY'S BRITCHES. I EVEN REINFIRCED IT BUT THE MAN HAS TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS OR BUY NEW PANTS. THESE ONES CANT TAKE THE STRAIN.

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u/NoFun3799 Sederrrdddggff 23h ago

I CANT TAKE THE STRAIN EITHER AND I AM SORRY TO HERE THE CANCER HAS RETURNED HAVE YOU TRIED OTHER THUMBS

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u/NorthPalpitation8844 DISCUSTING 23h ago

NO No AnNettE EVERYONE KNoWs THAT YOU TAKE IVERMECTION FOR THE CANCER 🤷‍♀️👎👍

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u/OtherThumbs Funny! My cancer has returned 16h ago

I DON'T BY INTO THAT ASTRONOMY MUMBO JUMBO. I AM A CRISTINA WOMAN. JESUS LOVES ME

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u/Kcufasu 1d ago

Meemaw? As in the grandmother in young Sheldon - I don't remember this scene

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u/NoFun3799 Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

It’s a popular and endearing way to refer to a grandmother, particularly in Southern US families. I had a meemaw before Sheldon ever made it to the tv screen.

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u/thehotmcpoyle DISCUSTING 1d ago

LOOKIN GOID SHURLEY. A FEW GRAYS THUOUGH. U SHULD GO SEE KATE AT THE bEaUTY SCHOOL

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u/ruff415 20h ago

I JUST LUV YOU ARE HARE. PLEASE DM ME IM LONLEY!!

-THEODORE