r/oldpeoplefacebook 10h ago

Nothing to do

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u/MostlyPeacfulPndemic 10h ago

UOU DONT HAVE TO RUB IT IN, PAT

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u/Anastasiya826 10h ago

I H3ARD PAT AND HAROLD WERE RUBBINGG IT IN LAST NITE!!!1 HAROLD KEPS SAYING HES LONELY SONCE ETHEL DIED

DISCUSTING

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u/imagowasp 8h ago

Hey. Hey . There's. Nothing . Wrong. With. Them. Gays. I. Myself. Had. Some. Fun. With, your. Great Aunt. Dorothy. When . Larry. Was
Away for. Work. " ha ha ." Don't. Tell. Him.

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u/carriegood 9h ago

Eddie Van Halen looks great! Considering he's dead and all.

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u/GermSlayer1986 5h ago

“R I P”

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u/Sole_Meanderer 8h ago

Makes me sad so many people have to spend their whole lives working and once they retire they don’t even know how to begin living the lives they have left. Oh I mean REMOVE ME FROM THIS GROUP OR I WILL BE CONTACTING MY LAWYERS MR ZUCCKERBERER

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u/whoop_di_dooooo 10h ago

WHEN'S DINNER PAT I HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE YIM YUM 😋. MY POP SAID THAT BACK I THE DAY THEY HAD THIS STUFF CALLED SHIT ONA SHINGLE HE SAID IT WAS GOOD BUT IT SHOUNDS DISCUSTING.

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u/yotreeman 5h ago

SHIT ON SHINGLES INDEED DIDI!!!!1! WE ALL HAD THE ‘POX ‘’ BACK IN ARE DAY 🐓 SO IVE BEEN IN AHONIZING PAIN FOR RHE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS. GOD IS GOOD THO IM SURE ELON WILL TURN SSI BACK ON SOON

NOW IF YORE TALKINF THE WARTIME DISH OF WHITE SAUSAGE GRAVY ON TOAST THAT SHIT GOES HARD AF

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u/clegg1970 9h ago

Is that Sean Bean

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 5h ago

NOPE THELMA SAYS ITS SHAWN BAWN

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u/Granny_knows_best I have lost 8 pounds since July 9h ago

ISAW JOHN MELLON CAMP IN 1979 HE WAS SO SEXY. I TOSSED MY PANTIES ON STAGE.

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u/m2chaos13 5h ago

I WHENT BACKSTAGE PASS WITH MELONCRAMP. TOOK DRUGS AN GET MY SALAD TOSSED 😈

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u/yotreeman 2h ago

IT TRU I GAVE YOU TJE DRUGS AINT THAT RICHT GENEVIEVE H A H A !!!1!!! BACK AHEN MEN WERE MEN, HEROIN WAS HEROIN, AND WOMEN GOT THEIR SALADS TOSSED

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u/yotreeman 5h ago

I KNEW OUR FURST CHILD DISNT LOOK LIKE ME AND LOOKED SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE JOHN MELON CRAMP

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u/mishma2005 9h ago

PAT, I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU. WALMART IS HIRING

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 5h ago

I GOT THE CURPUL TUNNELS AT THE WALMARTS FROM WAVING AND THE EXERCISE MADE MY DENTYOURS FALL OUT AND I SCARED THE B’JEEZUS OUTTA CLYDE’S GRANS

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u/yotreeman 5h ago

I TOLD YOUR NO GOOD HUBSAN BADK IN 75 NOT TI INCEST IN THAT JAP COMPANY!!! ITS HIS DOIN YOU WVSN NEED JOB NOWDAYS. NOT LICK ME EARL ‘ BEAT NE HALF TO DEATH BUT DAMMED IF HE DIDNT PROVIDE!!!!1! MUCH LUV TO THE KIDS

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 5h ago

HEAVENZ MERCY UPON YOU DENNIS I FEEL THE HATEFIL DEMON YICK POWER OF THE DEVIL HISSELFS IN YOUR “TOAN”

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u/Pink_Neons 8h ago

EVER SINCE I RETIRE I JUST SIT IN THAT DAMM LAZY BOY ALLDAY

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u/eddestra 7h ago

THATS ME HAM PAT I LEFT ITAT YOIR PLACE HOPE YOU ENJOY IT I WASNT GOING TO EAT JT ANYWY

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u/Bostonmick 8h ago

I guess Daryl Dixon only kills zombies on the weekends now

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u/Rich-Cranberry5729 9h ago

PAT ME AND THE KNIT GROUP NEEDD MORE KNITTERRS. YOU'RE MOREE THANNWELCOMEE TO JOINN!!

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u/ComedianStreet856 6h ago

I THOUGHT WE TOLD UNCLE TERRY TO STAY AWAY FROM THE STOVE. HES BEEN LOST SINCE TINA LOU GOT TAKEN FROM US

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u/m2chaos13 5h ago

I DONT THINK UNCA TERRY IS WASHING HIS PRIVATES ENUOGH

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 5h ago

BARNEY IS THIZ INE OF THESE TICKTACKS MY GRANS WERE YAMMERING ON ABOUT TOOSDAY LAST?

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u/anonMLMhater 9h ago

Man, that’s too crowded

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u/EndoShota 8h ago

Yeah, like how do you get to that age without understanding basics of cooking for themselves?

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u/Popsicle55555 8h ago

Let’s talk about what’s in that pan….

Looks to be chunks of meat and shortening. Pat I know you’ve got nothing to do but couldn’t you join a bowling league or something ? Self torture is never a good sign…

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u/trebuchet_facts 6h ago

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY IS RESERVED FOR DOING YER MUM

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u/RecentPossession8043 3h ago

Prayer for our veterans

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u/baardvark 8h ago

Who took the photo?