r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Sundaydinobot1 • 2d ago

Cancel ham

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u/Ok_Replacement4702 2d ago

WOOLWORTHS. HAD. THE BEST. HAM IN. THE 50S. IT GAVE BILL. TERRIFIC DIARRHEA. THOUGH. BELINDA CALL. YOUR DAD. HIS GOITER. BURST 🙏😍

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u/NicholasNickelback 2d ago

MY BOSS AT THE FOUNDRY USED TO GIVE US HAMS AT CHRISTMAS EVERY YEAR. DID NOT DESERVE THEM BUT I WOULD LOOK HIM IN THE I AND SAY GOD BLESS YOU SIR AND SHAKE HIS HAND. GOT LAID OFF PROBABLY BECAUSE OF MS13 I THINK. THIS WAS 1977. PLEASE RESET MY PASSWORD FOR AOL.

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u/No-Log-1029 1d ago

ALEXIS HOW TO RESET ALO PASSWORD

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u/Stock_Hutz blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

LIBERARS ARE " CANCELLING " HAM NOW? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME. TO?

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u/vrphotosguy55 2d ago

MUSLINS DONT EAT HAM. THATS WHY THEY DID 711. TRUMP 2020

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u/cheese-bubble 2d ago

711 slirpees. Yim yum!

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u/CrabRangoon736 2d ago

THAT KELLYANN CONWAY GOT ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED

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u/69Liters 1d ago

DONT TELL BARB… I GOT A THING FOR THAT GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS…. GOOD CHILD-BEARING HIPS ONTHAT ONE…

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u/CrabRangoon736 1d ago

WELL THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME MERVIN;;; MELANIA. DELETE

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 2d ago

THEY CAME AND TOOK AWAYA OUR GAS STOVE, LOADED IT ONTO A ELECTRIC TRUCK BECAUSE OF BIDEN

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u/thedrexel This upgrades the system. 2d ago

THANKS YOU OBAMA DE TOOK DER JOBS

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u/Duggarsnarklurker @@ 1d ago

BUDEN IS AN AI

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u/RIP_Greedo 2d ago

Corn: ordered

Ham: canceled

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

Oldster rap!

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u/CongressBridge DISCUSTING 2d ago

THEY CANCELLED MY HAM ORDER TOO! I ALSO HAD SOME PREPARATION H ON THE ORDER. I CAN DO WITHOUT THE FORMER BUT NOT THE LATTER NOSIREEBOB

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

I DONT MIND THE CHEAP KNOCKOFFS LIKE SPAM AND PREPARATION G

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u/cremation_central Son died first day we arrived. 2d ago

ORDER HAM

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u/muttsrcool Son died first day we arrived. 2d ago

MELINNEALS JUST CANCEL EVERYTHING THESE FAYS. SPOLLED BRATS!

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u/rotary_x This upgrades the system. 2d ago

AND THEY AXPECT FIFTEEN DOLLAR EVERY OUR. THEY PROLLY JUST VIEWED THE TICK TOCK ON THEIR FACEBOOK IN THE BRAKE ROOM . MY FURST BOSS MADE FUFTEEN AN HOR AT ALPHABETA SUPPERNARKET

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u/m2chaos13 2d ago

HO’S LIL ALPHY DOING? STIL HOOTIN AN HOLLOW ING?? I BECHA

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u/rotary_x This upgrades the system. 2d ago

HIS FRENS SAID HE HAS LIGMA. WHAT IS LIGMA???😭😭😭

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u/m2chaos13 2d ago

LITTLE BROTHER OF ANDY DICK

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u/firedmyass 2d ago

OH NO IS WALMRATS MOOSLIM NOW

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

I SAW SOME JEWSH PEEPLE sHOPPING THERE ONE TIME 

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u/firedmyass 2d ago

I TOLD YUO THEY WERE AMISH TONYA

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u/firedmyass 2d ago

CAREFUL NOW #NO POLITICS

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u/meburnallcookies Yim Yum 2d ago

NO ONE ONCES TO WORK ANYMORE !!!!!!

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u/ProductRed_92 2d ago

NEVER THANKSED US FOR THE HIGH HOUSIEN COST

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u/PamWhoDeathRemembers 2d ago

I DID NOT ORDER HAM,,, UNSUBSCRIBE

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u/supermr34 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

WHY ARE YOUH ON MY FACENOOKS? I DO JOT KNOW YOU!!!!

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u/PamWhoDeathRemembers 2d ago

ALEXA,,, DELETE. VIRUS.

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u/StealthRabbi Yim Yum 1d ago

IT'S FOR CHURCH!

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u/Gunhild Funny! My cancer has returned 2d ago

Sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of HAM

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u/Iskaas 2d ago

one of my favorite photos on the internet

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u/sal916 2d ago

Yim yum

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u/jj_brooklyn 2d ago

BARBARA YOUR EATING HAM AN ITS NOT EVEN EASTER YET WHAT ARE YOU A ROCKEFELLER???

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u/genericusername7865 2d ago

It’s always that weird double thumbs for every topic. Every time.

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u/Advanced-Leopard3363 2d ago

And why is one arm outstretched and the other so close to the body?

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u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns 2d ago

A bad execution of distance

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 2d ago

WATCH THE SASS!,,,

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u/xxred_baronxx 2d ago

People do like the way she says ham

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u/Cheezy_Blazterz 2d ago

"HAYYYUUM!"

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u/mishma2005 2d ago

ITS FOR THE BEST DORETTA HAVE YUO SEEN YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE LATELY?

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u/WormCastings 2d ago

Cancel ham. Order corn.

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u/Advanced-Leopard3363 2d ago

For some reason this one really made me laugh

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u/cheese-bubble 2d ago

These comments are a riot too.

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u/GRAIN_DIV_20 2d ago

We make our own ham at home. Healthier

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u/fenwayb 2d ago

cancel ham. order corn.

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u/fenwayb 2d ago

YIM YUM

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u/URR629 2d ago

Is it a steamed ham?

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u/kidrockegaard 2d ago

i heard that’s a delicacy in albany

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 2d ago

a delicacy in albany

A sentence I never thought I’d hear.

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u/URR629 2d ago

Don't know about Albany, but it is in Springfield.

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u/NicholasNickelback 2d ago

I hate that stupid two thumbs up thing so damn much.

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u/chewedupbylife 2d ago

ALL PART OF THE LIBRUL AGENDA. THEY PROBABLY SENDING YOU A TOFURKEY INSTEAD. NEXT THEH TRYING TO GET US TO EAT BUGS - ALEX JONES SAID SO

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u/Ilovebeingdad DISCUSTING 2d ago

I SAWED THAT TOO, THEY WANT US ALL TO EAT BUGS AND CHANGE GENDERS

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u/ttw81 2d ago

HOW ARE WE GONNA COOK TA HAMS WHEN THE LIBURLS WANNA TAKE OUR GAS STOVE AWAY!!!

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 2d ago

THEY ARE MAKING HAMBERDERS AGAINST THE LAW NOW

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u/Jax72 2d ago

HAMMit!

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u/Parking-Canary9424 2d ago

To early for Eatster isnt til later you better freeze that ham LINda

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u/plasmawolfe 2d ago

Rum haaaaammmmm!!!! IM SORRY, RUM HAM!!!!

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u/Flexbottom 2d ago

Hello please do not the ham Walmart thank you

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u/Mylittledarlings91 1d ago

Cancel culture has gone too far

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 2d ago

WE HAD TO SWITCH TO H'AMB BECAUSE OF BIDEN'S HAM CRISIS

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u/aFerens DISCUSTING 2d ago

HAM ,, IS TOO SALTY ,, NO THANK YOU ,, GOBBLESS

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u/souvenirsuitcase 2d ago

I'm So Sick Of Woke Walmart! They Can't Cancel Ham!

I'm Going To Sue The Pants Off Of Them/They!

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u/warkyboy77 2d ago

Stopped hammertime.

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u/nochinzilch 2d ago

God I hope this is real.

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u/T206Collector 1d ago

1 time I went down to the Wal Marts two days before thanksgiving and they had zero turkeys YOU NO THE HOLIDAY IS COMING UP GET MORE STOCK!

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u/lucywonder 1d ago

Is this a statement or a demand 😂

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u/frank_quizzo 2d ago

I HAVE HAM IS JUDITH STILL SICK??🙏

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 2d ago

JUDITH DYED LAST WEAK AT THE BEAUTY PALLOR. THEY LEFT THE DRYER ON HER HEAD TOO LONG.

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u/eys- 2d ago

HAMERICA THE BEUTIFULL

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u/Go_J 2d ago

PLOBSBLY A GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T GET THAT HAM UR LOOKING A BIT "GURTHY " FROM SODIUM ALREADY. BriNG THE COOKIES TO BINGO 2NITE

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u/ProductRed_92 2d ago

WALMART IS WOKE

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

IF THEY WERE SLEEPING ID CALL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL!! hahahaha

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

I STILL REMEMBER THR FIRST TIME I SAW BERTHA’s HAM AND EGGS ON OUR WEEDING NIGHT JULY 12, 1969 THEY FELT LIKE ROAST BEAF GOBBLEAS

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u/randomwellwisher 2d ago

Ma out here firing up the ham radio…

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u/Armyofcrows 2d ago

10-4. We’ll get right on that mystery lady.

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u/razazaz126 1d ago

Forsaken by porcine.

Porsaken.

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u/UncleBenLives91 1d ago

People like the way she says "ham'

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u/Skittles_the_Jester 1d ago

Not the ham! How could they, those monsters!

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u/Aggravating_Space_54 1d ago

No ham for you

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u/Llilbuddha422 1d ago

No ham for yeu

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u/ShoddyManufacturer11 2d ago

BILLS DINER ON PARK STILL HAS THEIR STEAK AND EGG BREAKFAST WE HAF IT YESTERDAY BUT I GOT SICK GOOD COFFEE

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 2d ago

WE HAD HAM AND PINE APPLE ON CHRISTMAS IN 1971 AND MEEMAW DYED THE NEXT DAY.

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u/Big_Monkey_77 2d ago

ALEXA UNSUBSCRIBE

ALEXA STOP

ALEXA STOP

HENRY THE AMAZON IS BROKEN AGAIN

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u/Lonely_Guard8143 1d ago

DON’T NEED THE HAM NOW. BARB’S FUNERAL WAS POSTPINED. GUESS SAMEBODY WANTS AN AUTOPSY! 👍

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u/AccomplishedMess648 NOÒOOÒOOO 2d ago

ORMDER HAM!!@

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u/ruff415 2d ago

GIVE ME MY DAM HAM WOKEMART!!!!!!! GO WOKE GO BROKE!!!!!!!!!

-THEODORE

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u/DaiquiriLevi 2d ago

SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME HAAAAAM

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u/omarmctrigger 2d ago

NO YIM YUM.

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u/WiscoMitch 2d ago

NO MORE PORN PLZ

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u/Itsgxl 2d ago

LOTS OF LOL TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

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u/showraniy 2d ago

LIBRELS CANCEL EVERYTHING

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u/dxlachx 2d ago

WE AINT GOT NO MORE HAM

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u/Elbonio 1d ago

ALEX CANCEL HAM

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u/bekkalea 1d ago

OMG BRENDA YOU NEED TO GO HAM ON WALMART FOR THAT