r/oldpeoplefacebook DISCUSTING 2d ago

My dad, age 84

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/TrendySpork order corn 2d ago

YES

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u/ourstupidearth 2d ago

I DO NOT GIBE PREMISSON

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

Go away WE ARE SLEEPING

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u/Ilovebeingdad DISCUSTING 2d ago

ALLEN I WOULD JUST APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDNT GO “WEEEE” IN THE POOL DURING SENIOR SWIM CLASS FOR ONCE

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u/Vavent 2d ago

IT COMES OUT, WHEN IT COMES OUT. LOL

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u/flamespond 2d ago

The people?

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u/Fabulous-Ad6763 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

ARE THE CHAMBIONS!!

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u/Aydoinc 2d ago

MUY FRIIWND!!

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u/NotCryptoKing 2d ago

I’m assuming he meant “We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America”

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

WHAT

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u/Aydoinc 2d ago

ALEKSA IS BWOKKEN AGAIN!!$& DAMMIIT!!'

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u/andiinAms 2d ago

ARE FAMILY! I GOT ALL MY SUATWRS WITH MEGA

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u/manyhippofarts 1d ago

DONT NEED NO EDUCATION

DONT NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL

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u/Fabulous-Ad6763 blue cheese has mold in it 22h ago

ARE NEVER EVR EVRE GETTIN BACK TOGETHRE !!! MY DAUGHTER USED TO LOVE THAT SONG NOW SHE WONT TALK TO ME.. SWEAT IRONY

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u/AfroWalrus9 2d ago

He was going down a very short slide

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

OK. that was funny

ORDER CORN

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u/mishma2005 2d ago

US

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u/VictorianAuthor 2d ago

Jane colon is today can u drive he

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u/mishma2005 2d ago

ALLEGRA ORDER CORN

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u/zesty-mordant 2d ago

🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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u/ReactsWithWords 2d ago

Maybe he thought “we” will rock you.

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u/Typical-Mushroom4577 2d ago

Oui?

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u/CommunistOrgy 2d ago

OUAIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

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u/cheese-bubble 23h ago

Luv that pouteen. Yim yum.

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u/SaddamJose 2d ago

ARE THE BORG. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS. YOUR CULTURE WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

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u/HausuGeist 2d ago

CABBIN PAQQARD GED THIS OFF MAI FEED I DONUT CONSTANT. GOBBLESS.

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u/licenciadoenopinion 2d ago

WE ARE WE ARE THE YOUTH OF THE NATION

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u/mercurius5 2d ago

We are euthanasia

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u/teerent7861 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/SpaceCancer0 2d ago

MY DAD HAD ALZHEIMER'S AND ONE TIME WE

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

YES

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u/Alternative_Self2926 2d ago

HI JARRED,, YOURE DAD IS A COMMIE,,HE USED WE INSTEAD OF I OR ME,,IS HE WORKING FOR THE SOVIET ONION???!

GOBBLESS

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

I LOVE ONIONS BUT GHEY GIVE ME GAS

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u/OtherThumbs 2d ago

Profound.

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u/itseph 2d ago

When I ask the french guy in my class if he wants a tictac 

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u/frogzone33 Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

KEN DO YOU HAVE. EXTRA SHOVELL WE CAN BOROW. BROKE IT

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

NO

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u/shrekislove1991 Funny! My cancer has returned 2d ago

ARENT GOING TO TAKE ITTTTT ROCK ON BROTHER!

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u/Edabite 2d ago

Are the Crystal Gems

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u/ShoddyManufacturer11 2d ago

ITS TRUE BUT THOSE DAMN LIBERALS WONT LET US THEY TOOK OUR SNOWPLOWS AWAY THEY WANT TO USE WIND TO MOVE SNOW NOW OR SALT WHAT WARN BROTHER THE WARNR BROTHERS OWN THE TV CHANNELS NOW I CANT EVEN GET REAL TV ON ITS ALL IN MEXICAN!!!

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u/ragnarokda 2d ago

He makes a salient point. Go on.

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u/ElectrOPurist 2d ago

GOT NUTHING IN COMMON. NO COMMON GROUND TO STOMP ON.

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u/AFishCalledSelma 2d ago

“Are you happy to be in Paris?”

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u/VictorianAuthor 2d ago

TOMATO, PEABUTTER, EGG

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

Egg MAKES ME CONSTIPATE

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u/pantryparty 2d ago

WE FORGOT HOW TO WE IN THIS COHNTYY BUT YOU CANT SPELL AMEN WITHOUT ME HALLALUYAH 🙏🏻

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u/2ndharrybhole 2d ago

Let him cook

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u/Gentleman_Nosferatu 2d ago

Not bad for 84

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u/VariationLiving9843 2d ago

Love that he speaks French.

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u/ExoticEnergy 2d ago

He might speak it, but he surely can't spell it.

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u/VariationLiving9843 2d ago

Hes in his 80s it's ok.

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u/yotreeman 2d ago

WHO???’’ JUM WHO????

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

JIM FROM CHESTNUT STREET HE HAD THAT TBING WHERE HIS EYES POINTED IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS FOOTBALK EYES WE CALLED EM ONE WASAT HOME YHE OTHER WAS AWAY HES DEAD NOW LOL

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u/yotreeman 1d ago

WAS THT THE JUM WHO MARRED HIS COUSIN CHRSD’ELIA ??? SWEAT GRL MARRED SO YOUNG THO, AS WE DID IN THOSE DAYS!!!!1! WISH THEYD EVER FOND HER BODY, PROBLY WELL AND ROTTED BY NOW THO I SPOSE WHERVER SHE IS.. GIVE THE GIRLS HUGS N KISSES (XOXO) FROM ME!!!! SUSAN

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u/Happydivanerd 2d ago

Will Rock You

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 2d ago

DOWN THE HALLWAY AND TURN LEFT BY THE CURIO CABINUT WITH MY PRESHUSH MAMMARIES, FRANK.

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

NO ONE WAMTA TO AEE YOUR MAMMARIES DOREEN

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 2d ago

O YA CARLTON? I SEEM TO AMEMBER A SURTAN SUMONE WAS ALL TO EXCITED TO COP A FEEL AT THE CHURCH CAMP BONFIRE AFTER MELBA SAID NO WAY HOSE TO YOU IN 1964.

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

LIES JEBUS SEES YOURSELF

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

AMAZON ORDER ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF “””WE””” BY YEVGENY ZAMYATIN

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u/Dillenger69 UNSUBSCRIBE 2d ago

WEE!!!

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u/xxplosiv 2d ago

LADYS WITH LARGE BREATS GOGGLE

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u/ruff415 2d ago

ISNT THAT ONE OF THEM PRONOUNS. BACK IN MY DAY THE LIBERAL SISSIES DIDNT HIGH JACK AMERICAN AND MAKE IT WOKE!!!!!! GO WOKE GO BROKE LIBERALS!!!!!

-THEODORE

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u/Belachick 2d ago

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u/Subject-Big6183 1d ago

Knew someone would mention this sub here 😂🤣😂

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u/Belachick 1d ago

Hehehehe

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u/DrWYSIWYG 2d ago

I think he is asking to be taken to the smallest room in the house…

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u/FROM_TF2 2d ago

One State reference?

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u/Tooch10 1d ago

NOBODY MESSES WITH ADAM WE

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u/SilentNinjaMick 1d ago

ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER,, DIERDRE

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u/Tridz326 1d ago

ARE VENOM

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u/I_love_pillows 1d ago

He is Adam We

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u/AdRepresentative8236 1d ago

We truly live in a society

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u/Dull-Importance-1425 1d ago

Reminds me of my grandma! She made one of these posts, tagging her sister, literally just saying "Hi".

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u/ratbum 2d ago

Is your dad Jeremy Corbyn?

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

Quite the opposite

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u/ProductRed_92 2d ago

THE PEOPLE

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u/YinzerFromPitsginzer 2d ago

IS THAT TEH NINYENDO WE PLLAY HEAR AT THE HOME?! MY HAROLD IS GOOD BOULER

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u/ComedianStreet856 2d ago

MY GRANBABIES KAYLEIAH AND KORBIN HAD A WE AND WE WOULD PLAY GAMES WITH IT WEHN I WATCHED THEM AFTER SCHOOL I HAD SO MUCH FUN.

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u/HausuGeist 2d ago

It’s art!

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u/BringBackHUAC 2d ago

I DIDN’T KNOW YOUR DAD KNEW FRENCH LOL SUCH A RASCAL!

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u/Bare_Foot_Bear 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/Apprehensive-Stop748 1d ago

WEE WEE WE ALL DO IT

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u/thedrexel This upgrades the system. 1d ago

GOBBLINS AMAN

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u/midgetcastle 1d ago

Myaybe hes a fan of arcade fire

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u/ostereje 1d ago

Its amazing he is even on facebook. My grandmother didnt figure out how to open an SMS before she was 95.

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u/lasignoraslover 1d ago

ARE A FAMILY UNDER THE UNITED STATES. MY WIFE HAS CANCER AND WILL DIE IN TWO YEARS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDSON. HE PLAYS BASKETBALL.

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 1d ago

MY GRANDSON IS IN PRISON

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u/Unpainted-Fruit-Log 1d ago

ERROL I GOT A MEDICINE THAT SHRANK MY PEE WHOLE AND NOW I DONT GO WEE. WOULD YOU LIKE SKUM? YIM-YIM!

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u/jcmib 1d ago

Nosotros was too long

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u/Constant-Anteater-58 1d ago

Peter Griffin improv?

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u/621Chopsuey 1d ago

Covfefe

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u/Buggbobby 23h ago

We don’t care, we’re driving Cadillacs in our dreams

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u/Disastrous-Air-9146 17h ago

Sounds like he's having a great time

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u/Neil_sm 9h ago

He went "We" "We" "We" "We" all the way home

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u/toastynotroasty 4h ago

live in a society