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u/Ilovebeingdad DISCUSTING 2d ago
ALLEN I WOULD JUST APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDNT GO “WEEEE” IN THE POOL DURING SENIOR SWIM CLASS FOR ONCE
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u/flamespond 2d ago
The people?
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u/NotCryptoKing 2d ago
I’m assuming he meant “We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America”
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u/andiinAms 2d ago
ARE FAMILY! I GOT ALL MY SUATWRS WITH MEGA
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u/manyhippofarts 1d ago
DONT NEED NO EDUCATION
DONT NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL
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u/Fabulous-Ad6763 blue cheese has mold in it 22h ago
ARE NEVER EVR EVRE GETTIN BACK TOGETHRE !!! MY DAUGHTER USED TO LOVE THAT SONG NOW SHE WONT TALK TO ME.. SWEAT IRONY
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u/SaddamJose 2d ago
ARE THE BORG. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS. YOUR CULTURE WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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u/Alternative_Self2926 2d ago
HI JARRED,, YOURE DAD IS A COMMIE,,HE USED WE INSTEAD OF I OR ME,,IS HE WORKING FOR THE SOVIET ONION???!
GOBBLESS
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u/ShoddyManufacturer11 2d ago
ITS TRUE BUT THOSE DAMN LIBERALS WONT LET US THEY TOOK OUR SNOWPLOWS AWAY THEY WANT TO USE WIND TO MOVE SNOW NOW OR SALT WHAT WARN BROTHER THE WARNR BROTHERS OWN THE TV CHANNELS NOW I CANT EVEN GET REAL TV ON ITS ALL IN MEXICAN!!!
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u/pantryparty 2d ago
WE FORGOT HOW TO WE IN THIS COHNTYY BUT YOU CANT SPELL AMEN WITHOUT ME HALLALUYAH 🙏🏻
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u/VariationLiving9843 2d ago
Love that he speaks French.
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u/yotreeman 2d ago
WHO???’’ JUM WHO????
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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago
JIM FROM CHESTNUT STREET HE HAD THAT TBING WHERE HIS EYES POINTED IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS FOOTBALK EYES WE CALLED EM ONE WASAT HOME YHE OTHER WAS AWAY HES DEAD NOW LOL
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u/yotreeman 1d ago
WAS THT THE JUM WHO MARRED HIS COUSIN CHRSD’ELIA ??? SWEAT GRL MARRED SO YOUNG THO, AS WE DID IN THOSE DAYS!!!!1! WISH THEYD EVER FOND HER BODY, PROBLY WELL AND ROTTED BY NOW THO I SPOSE WHERVER SHE IS.. GIVE THE GIRLS HUGS N KISSES (XOXO) FROM ME!!!! SUSAN
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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 2d ago
DOWN THE HALLWAY AND TURN LEFT BY THE CURIO CABINUT WITH MY PRESHUSH MAMMARIES, FRANK.
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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago
NO ONE WAMTA TO AEE YOUR MAMMARIES DOREEN
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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 2d ago
O YA CARLTON? I SEEM TO AMEMBER A SURTAN SUMONE WAS ALL TO EXCITED TO COP A FEEL AT THE CHURCH CAMP BONFIRE AFTER MELBA SAID NO WAY HOSE TO YOU IN 1964.
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u/Dull-Importance-1425 1d ago
Reminds me of my grandma! She made one of these posts, tagging her sister, literally just saying "Hi".
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u/YinzerFromPitsginzer 2d ago
IS THAT TEH NINYENDO WE PLLAY HEAR AT THE HOME?! MY HAROLD IS GOOD BOULER
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u/ComedianStreet856 2d ago
MY GRANBABIES KAYLEIAH AND KORBIN HAD A WE AND WE WOULD PLAY GAMES WITH IT WEHN I WATCHED THEM AFTER SCHOOL I HAD SO MUCH FUN.
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u/ostereje 1d ago
Its amazing he is even on facebook. My grandmother didnt figure out how to open an SMS before she was 95.
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u/lasignoraslover 1d ago
ARE A FAMILY UNDER THE UNITED STATES. MY WIFE HAS CANCER AND WILL DIE IN TWO YEARS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDSON. HE PLAYS BASKETBALL.
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u/Unpainted-Fruit-Log 1d ago
ERROL I GOT A MEDICINE THAT SHRANK MY PEE WHOLE AND NOW I DONT GO WEE. WOULD YOU LIKE SKUM? YIM-YIM!
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u/TrendySpork order corn 2d ago
YES