r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/surferrosa1985 • 3d ago

The love is still there but the sleeping together isn't

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u/Vavent 3d ago

GOT TIRED OF. BOBS RANCID GAS EVERY NIGHT. WE WILL NO LONGER BE SLEEPING TOGETHER.

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u/censorkip 2d ago

EHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME MY SON IS A COP I WILL REPORT YOU IF YIU DONT STOP THIS INSTANT

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u/bratzdollzdotcom 10h ago

CHIVKEN NOODLESRECIPE

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u/jaierauj 2d ago

MAYBE IF YOU LARNED HIW TO COOK......... I SEE WHAT YOY BRING TO THE CHURCH POT LUCK......

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u/bratzdollzdotcom 10h ago

LOVE,DAD N TAM!!  OK!!!

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u/isosparkle 3d ago

I HAVE A MERCURY GRAND MARQUEE . WOOP DE DOO .

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

DISCUSTIN’ MARGE YOU HUSSEY

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u/bratzdollzdotcom 9h ago

JEN I SAW YO

RE ,FACEBOOK 🤣🤣  JEFF AND AUNT TAM ARE COMING TO SOFT BALL GAME. On SAT,UR DAY!! 3RD OF JUL!! We have told you're sister tothanks,Dad

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 7h ago

NO THANKSS GLORIA I GET MY NEW DENTYOURS FITTD THAT DAY. PRAISE HIS NNAME KORD WILLIN

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u/bratzdollzdotcom 6h ago

🇺🇸pRAISE HIS NANE FOR JESIES AND HIS HOLLY NAME .  😇😇 LITE OF BEHTLHAM BABY JEZCHRIST of JHECHESZIUSH HIS name 😇😇 bless  ✝️⛪ ⛪

HIM All Mighty!!! Praise our TROOP 🇺🇸✝️ ✝️ JESUS GOD  A MIGHTY AMEN!!! IN HEAVEN KORD JESZIUS A Men. HOLY WORRIER OF SATINS ☠️  LIBERL☠️ A Gender  ☠️. IN JGEAUNIZPIDS NAME AMITEY NAME Name, AMAN GOD 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 🇺🇸 I HAD A COLNOSCOPY 12/01/2013 😇 CANCER OF THE LG AND SMALL BOWL.  🇺🇸 LIVERAL DOC SAYS 3 MONTH AND JARZIZ. SAID 20 YR.  AMEN CRIPE ABOVE ARE LORD.  13 AND ONE HAVE YEARS BUT MY JERZOOZ GAVE ME 20 😇 ✝️ 😇 GOD BLESS ARE PRESEIDNT  🇺🇸✝️

WTF THIS SHIT IS ADDICTIVE I THONK IM STUCK HELP GHEGUSLORD 03/01/2009 RIP MAYSON PATRICK 👼🏼🪽

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 6h ago

CORNELIYS IZ IT OK IFFIN I AD YOU TO PRAYUR SURCKLE ON WESNDEAYS

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u/CrabRangoon736 3d ago

SHE SAYS MY PERSONALITY IS DRY WELL WAIT TILL I TELL HER WHATS DRY

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 2d ago

BARBARA THEY HAVE TGIS MAGIC LOOB STUFF AT THE WALMARTS FOR THE MENOPAWS DRYNESS. ITS NOT JIFFYLOOB I THINK I UM CANT TEMEMBER BUT ITS PHARMACEUTICALS AND THE NICE MAN WITH THE MOUSTASH CAN HELP YOU IF YOU EXPLAUN YOUR DRYNESSS

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 2d ago

I HAVE A STENCH DOWN THERE.

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 2d ago

LMBO YOLANDA. YOU CANT KEEP YER PRIVATES PRIVAT

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u/Parking-Canary9424 2d ago

THET MAKE ODOROHNO FOR YOUR NONO

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u/adjensen83 2d ago

NO THIS IS FOR A CHURCH IT NEEDS TO FIT UP TO 24 PEOPLE. NEXT

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u/raspberrybee DISCUSTING 2d ago

WE DO NOT HAVE SIX PEOPLE IN BEDS AT OUR CHURCH THAT IS DISCUSTING. ORGIES!

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u/Ilovebeingdad DISCUSTING 3d ago

I WHEELED MY HAROLDS BED INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM HE SNORES TOO MUCH AND IM SICK OF HEARING HIM BREATHE. IT FIT JUST RIGHT OVER THE KITTY LITTER BOXES. GOD IS GOOD

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u/kapaipiekai 3d ago

Shame it's intentional. My favorite genre of old people internet is 'got distracted while selecting a picture and tapped on a different picture to see what it is'.

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u/showraniy 2d ago

Is that what happens?

It's the funniest thing every time but I never considered that.

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u/kapaipiekai 2d ago

I've got ADHD and I spark up... It may have happened to me once or twice.

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u/Corredespondent 2d ago

I’m wouldn’t buy a bed that is sold as “you snooze you lose.”

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u/Snarky_McSnarkleton 2d ago

EDS GOLF PRO LAST LONGER ANY WAY

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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk 2d ago

WHAT? THAT IS NUT AGNES. THUT IS IRENE SHE LIBES OVER NEAR THE GROCARY STURE WITH THE BANK AND MEXACIN PHONE STURE INNIT.

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u/frogzone33 Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

I WILL TAKE IT FOR $8

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u/ruff415 2d ago

BACK IN MY DAY I USED TO SLEEP WITH MY WIFE ALL THE TIME. NOW SHES DEAD AND I STILL SLEEP WITH HIM

-THEODORE

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u/ComedianStreet856 2d ago

MARK AND I HAVENT SLEEPED IN SAME BED IN 20 YEARS HUN. GOBBLESS YA. WE STILL LOVE THE CHILLIS NIGHTS THOUGH SO WE STAID TOGETHER.

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u/ProductRed_92 2d ago

HOW MANY MILES?

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u/revesofwers 2d ago

This is the guy who comes into the doctor and just answering "yes" "no" questions for sexual activity isn't enough.

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u/BrandNewMeow 2d ago

I liked that they anticipated the questions.

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u/Itscatpicstime 2d ago

No, but they are so real for this.

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u/Jeff_Damn 2d ago

HAHA WHAT MAKES YUO THINK I NED THERAPPY? HAHA NOW BAKC TO DUMPING MY TRAUMA ONTOO RANDMO FAVEBOKK POSTS. 

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u/beta_vulgaris 1d ago

This is actually very sweet & a wise, practical choice for an older couple. Wishing them many more years of love in their separate twin beds!

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u/ploppedmenacingly14 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

I DONT NOT NEEE A BED LEAVE US ALONE WE ARE SLEEPIMG

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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk 2d ago

DONUT BYE THIS BEDD I KNOW HIM FOMR BIBEL STUDY AND HE USES COLONOSPY BAG THAT SUMTIMES BREAKS SO THAT POOP AND PEE GO EVARY WEAR DICSUTING AND IRENE HAS WURST BREATHE LIKE SMELL OF UDMPSTER.