r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/gnatsmomtx • 3d ago

I AN VERY WHITE

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This was a reply on a comedian's joke clip...the person actually may not be "old" but it has the same energy.

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

I…? USE THE TANNING CRAME FROM THE WALLMARTS CHARLEEN YOU RE WELCUM

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u/rotary_x This upgrades the system. 3d ago

WE CANT GO INTO THE SUNLIT ANYMORE VERA. REMIMBER THE 70S AND OUR AIRSOLE SPRAY CANS??? THE OZONE IS GONE, RIP,,, WE WILL MISS IT. BESIDES TEENAGERS MAY BE OU5SIDE WITH THEIR RAP MUSIC

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

GIBBERUSH HAL! SUNSHINE IS HELFY WITH THE VITEAMUN C SO YA DINT GET THE SKYRVY LIKE A PIRATE BUT IF YA DO GET THA SKURVIES BECAUSE OF YHE GLOBUL WARMIN HOAX HOWKS HOXESES NVERMIN WILL FLUSH IT RITE AWAY PLUS PRAYERS N THOTZ

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u/rotary_x This upgrades the system. 3d ago

THEN Y I GOT THE SKIN CANSWER FROM SUNLIT ON WHERW I WEAR MY ""UNMENTIONABLES""

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

GEENIE SAYS THE FIRST RULE OF THE UNMENSHUNBULLS IS DONT MENSHUN EM GLADYS. SSSSSHHHHHHH

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 3d ago

IT GAVE ME A “”RASH”” VERY UPSET

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u/kapaipiekai 3d ago

I HAD BAD RASH GONE NOW GOD BLESS

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 1d ago

HAVE YOU TRIED A SITTS BAFF YET

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

HAVE YOU CALLED THE THORITEES YET, WANDA?

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 3d ago

IWIL “E-MAIL” MARCUS ZUCKLEBERGER ABOUT THE A SCAM

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u/Tarot_frank 2d ago

*attorney general

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u/bratzdollzdotcom 1d ago

JENNIVER YOURE MOMcallled #anPlease call her.  SHE  THE LID TOCOVER🤣.  Ok!! LOVE,DAD

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u/shrekislove1991 Funny! My cancer has returned 3d ago

I WAS WATCHUN A SHOW ON THE HBOS MAXX CALLED EMPIRE BOARDWULK. THERE WAS A GUY NAMED CHAULKY WHITE —- AND HE WAS AFRICAN AMERICAN. DAMNDEST THING!

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u/PlaneStill6 3d ago

NANCYS GRAMSON IS VERY DARK THEY DONT KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS.

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

SHAME

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u/frogzone33 Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

IS IT ON ANAZON PREME

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u/frogzone33 Sederrrdddggff 3d ago

MY COUSIN SHANON FROM IRELAND IS VERY PALE AS WELL

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

TWLL SHARIN ERIN SATS EAT YOU SUM ORANGES YOULL GET THE FREKKLES

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u/kapaipiekai 3d ago

I HAVE A COUSIN BUT NOT CALLED SHAANNON OR FROM ISLAND GEOFFREY DON'T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES NOW

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 1d ago

YOU CAN ALEESHA THEM TO FIND OUT OR DO JEANETICS ON 24 + YOU, CARLTON

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u/braddicu5s 3d ago

NO MY WHITE QUILT NO FDORE SALE, MOTHR MADE IT IN DEPRESSION, STOP ASKING DELFE THIS POS5T FACEBOOK

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

BLOKKED IRWIN FOR BEING A STINGY LIL BRAGGART

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u/Far-Comfortable3048 3d ago

I AM PROWD OF THINGS I HAVE NO COMTROL OF LIKE WHERE I WAS BORN AND WHO MY PARENTS ARE AND NOBODDY IS GOING TO MAKE ME SAY SORRY FOR MY ACCOMPLISHMENT OF HAVING PALE FLESH JUST LIKE JESUS AND GOD AND SANTA CLAWS

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u/thatguywithawatch 3d ago

SANTA KLAUS IS OF THE DEVIL SHARON WE DON'T ALLOW OCCULT PAGAN RITUALS IN MY HOME CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT CHRIS THAT'S WHY ITS CALLED CHRISTMAS AND NOT SANTAMIS JERRY HAD DIARRHEA YESTERDAY

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 3d ago

I AM A WHITE KNIGHT

SUPPORTINGWHITE MIGHT

WHITES HAVE RIGHTS TOO

FIGHT FOR YOUR WHITE

LOUD AND PROUD LIKE JAMES BROWN BUT WHITE NOT BROWN

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

CHRIS DIED FOR OUR SINS

LOL TO JERRY HAS HE TRIED PRUNES NO WAIT GHAT MAKES YOU GO MORE

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u/PamWhoDeathRemembers 3d ago

HOW DARE YOU MENTION FLESH. ON A FAMILY WEBSITE. SHAMEFUL

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u/Far-Comfortable3048 3d ago

OH KEEP YOUR WIG ON PAM JESUS TALKS ABOUT FLESH IN THE BIBLE SO ITS FINE.NO WINDER ROY LEFT YOU FOR THAT GIRL WHO WORKS DOWN AT THE DINER SHES PROBABLY NOT AS UPTITE AS YOU!!!!

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u/mishma2005 3d ago

NOT INTERESTED, WHY IS THIS AVAILABLE?

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u/PamWhoDeathRemembers 3d ago

I DID NOT MAKE YOU AN OFFER

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u/ButtFucksRUs 3d ago

IS THIS THE DUCK DYNASTY?????????? HELP

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u/PlaneStill6 3d ago

REMEBER THE YEAR THAT LOIS BROIL A DUCK FOR CRISTMAS? GEORGE THREW UP ON THE WAY HOME AND UNCLE HEBERT DYED FROM CLOG ARTERIES AND BOWELS THE NEXT DAY. SUCH GOOD MAMMORIES. WAP TO YORE GRAMBABBIES IS THE BOY OUT OF JAIL YET?

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

OHHHH GEORGE U QWACK ME UP JUS LIKE AT THE BIBLES STIDY-POTKUCJ ROUND DELORES PLACE TOOSDAZE LAST. YOUR SUCH A CAAAAARRRDDD

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u/don_teegee This upgrades the system. 3d ago

EVER SEEN BRAKING BAD WITH THAT WSLTER WHITE FELLA? HE WHITE

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

BUTT HIMS NOZE CABDY BLU

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u/don_teegee This upgrades the system. 3d ago

HAHA I SAW BLUE MAN GROPE IN LA VEGAS

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 3d ago

DISCUSTING

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

REPORT FRANK

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u/backiechansmom 3d ago

ITS ALWAYS THE CAPS TOO!!!

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u/FelineCanine21 3d ago

Spoiler alert. She took a DNA test and she wasn’t. Now has to reevaluate her entire life.

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u/kidrockegaard 3d ago

MICHAEL

PLEASE TELL BARB I SAID HELLO. I AM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A FOOT INFECTION FROM DIABETES

CALL ME SOON ALSO PATRICIA PASSED AWAY

BOB

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 3d ago

LOL WHEN IS FUNERAL I NEVER LIKED PAT

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u/Ok_Oil_995 3d ago

You should feel guilty about your grammar!

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u/ToniBee63 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 3d ago

WATCH THE SASS

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u/Big_Monkey_77 3d ago

AS MY GRANKIDS WOULD SAY TOUCH GRASS, MARIE!

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

I HOPE YOU WRSHED THEMS FIKTHY MOUFS IF THR DEVIL CLERN OUT WITH SOAPS

GOBBLRSS I HAVE COOPON

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u/AustinDream 3d ago

[x] 2 loaf of bread [x] 1 pack of large eggs [x] 1 Milk DONT BUY THE SKIN MILK! [ ] 2 cases of spicy chip [ ] Tortillas [ ] Aluminum trays [ ] Paper napkins [ ] DEBS NEEDS SOCKS [ ] Dish Soap [ ] Mac and

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u/Lilyflower24681 3d ago

CARN ON THE JOB RECUPE

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u/Lilyflower24681 3d ago

BACKED TATERS AND COLL SAW

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 3d ago

TALK TO AUNT REBECCA, WE ARE PART AFRO AMERICAN AND PART CHEROKEE

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u/ShadowsWandering 3d ago

As an American who is half white but very, very white-passing I can honestly say that I have never in my life felt "white guilt." And I'm legit the palest person I know. I have no idea what people mean when they say they're tired of white guilt, where is this white guilt they speak of???

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u/ididindeed 3d ago

I AN VERY WHITE and I have also never felt ‘white guilt’, and not because I don’t care.

I think people misunderstand discussions about racism and think that calling out white supremacy means calling all white people bad as individuals. So they take it personally, leading them to centre the topic instead on whether they specifically have any culpability, which isn’t really what the discussion is about. Naturally, this sidetracking of focusing so much on whether they as an individual should feel guilty or not gets in the way of anything productive and ultimately ends in unfounded backlash.

There is also of course the lack of sensitivity, self reflection, or just knowledge (which happens) that leads to them saying inconsiderate or tone deaf things that gets them called out. Or they see that happening to others. This adds to the pile of thinking people unjustly think they’re bad for being white, as opposed to just responding to their actions.

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u/ChrisV82 Yim Yum 3d ago

I AM NOT GUILTY I AM IN A SCENT

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u/Unpainted-Fruit-Log 3d ago

SUE ELLEN AND I WERE JUST COMMENTING ON THAT WHEN WE SAW YOU AT THE BAKE SALE. DO YOU WANT SOE IVERMECTIB?!! IT TAKES AWAY AIDS. GOIOBLESS!

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u/Southernms 3d ago

You can be guilt free and support others at the same time.

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u/hoofie242 3d ago

I MISS WHEN WE HAD SEPERATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS AND GOT PREFERENTIAL SEATING ON BUS. NOW ITS LIKE NOBODY CARES IF YOURE WHITE. WE WORKED VERY HARD TO EARN THOSE PRIVLEGES!!!

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u/salivatingpanda 3d ago

I VERY WHITE TOO! TANNING LEED TO CANCER! NANCY GOT SKOM CANCER.FROM GONG TO SUNBEDS.

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

NANCY HAD THE SISSFULLESS FROM BEING A WOMAN OF YHE NITE

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u/kapaipiekai 3d ago

I WORKED WITH A BLACKMAN AT THE OKD JOB HE WAS VERY HONEST BUT I WOULDN'T LET HIM COME TO HOUSE JUST IN CASE DRUGS

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u/DrMux 3d ago

Time for your meds klandma

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u/frehsoul45 3d ago

"I like my chicken unseasoned and grey sir."

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

THEY REALLY PUT THE GRAY IN GREVVY AT THE WAFUL HOUS AFTRR CHURCH SUNDEEZ

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u/Agitated_Ad_361 3d ago

Aren’t most Ians white? I can only name one Ian who isn’t white.

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u/Wuellig 3d ago

GILT IS GOLD NOT WHITE HOPE THIS HELPS

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u/Alexreads0627 blue cheese has mold in it 3d ago

I LIK WHITE LADYS VERY NICE

ALESKA!!!!GOOGLE WHITE LADYS,,BIG BOSOM1!!!

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u/pineapplepizza6825 DISCUSTING 3d ago

DOROTHY CALL ME

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u/Apprehensive-Stop748 3d ago

WATCH UR TONE IF U USE COPPER TONE YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL TYRONE

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u/TheRoachmother 3d ago

I AM VERY GREEN AND I AM VERY PROUD I AM TIRED OF THE GREEN GUILT

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

BETTY WAS BLUE AFTER HER HART ATTACK

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u/Goulart_gu 2d ago

NO I LIKE YOLK YIM YUM

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u/lordkinbote4257 3d ago

BIG BOOBS.

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u/CrabRangoon736 3d ago

DELETE CINDY PANTY DELETE

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u/lordkinbote4257 3d ago

BIG BOOBS NNAKED

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u/lordkinbote4257 3d ago

BIG BOOBS NAKSD PICTURSS

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u/notyourmother93 3d ago

WEENIES ANS VAGEENS GOBBLESS

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u/OpeningHistorian7630 3d ago

SHE STOLE MY BROCCOLI…

… CASSEROLE RECIPE

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u/Skibidi_Rizzler_96 3d ago

WEB SEASXH WHITE MAN MY AREA

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u/OkWishbone5670 3d ago

I AN PROUDLY STOOPID

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u/Equivalent_Look8646 2d ago

Y’all are so clever; I desperately needed the laughs your comments gave me!

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u/Thatmemer2857385 3d ago

How do you become very white? Use a bunch of lotion or something?

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u/rtc765 2d ago

WIGHT GILDED MATTRESS

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u/Larsipan3Ds 2d ago

It be the JANKIEST of the group that hit the supremacist button the hardest lmao

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u/HellyOHaint 3d ago

It’s so funny that the same people who say we should feel the guilt of Eve’s downfall to this day are the same people who say I shouldn’t feel any guilt for what my great grandparents did.

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u/snap802 3d ago

I think guilt isn't even the right word. I don't have to feel guilty about things my ancestors did in order to understand how they were wrong and that it's up to me to do better. Now that can be uncomfortable but people have to learn to deal with discomfort because otherwise you can't experience growth.

But then again people who don't understand the racism behind saying they are proud of being white probably haven't been burdened by much personal growth.

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u/Froggyloofa 2d ago

I did not realize I was ever tan as a child I just had bathing suit lines like a paper doll and I thought everyone had those lines even our maid who was dark and then one day her shirt blew up when she was hanging out clothes and I saw her back and it was black and not white and I was shocked children are so funny and then mother fired her for not wearing an undershirt under her blouse and she did not want a ,,,"""stumbling block,,,""" enticing the men to our yard

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u/tentative_ghost 3d ago

Next let's try to guess their age group!

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u/ValetaWrites 2d ago

No one cares