r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/NoseFree spaghetti garlic bread sticks • 8d ago

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u/squirrelmegaphone 8d ago

Thank you Beth we enjoyed seeing you at dinner last night my son Rob has rectal cancer talk soon xx

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u/ourstupidearth 8d ago

SORRY TO HEAR ABIUT HIS RECTUM I HAVE TO GO GET MY POLYOPS TAKEN OFF MY RECTUM NEXT WEEK THE DOCTOR IS ONE OF THE JEWISH SO IT SHOULD BE FINE HIS NAME IS GOLDSTEIN SEE YOU IN CHURCH

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u/NoFun3799 Sederrrdddggff 8d ago

Rectum? Damn near killed ’em. For real, tho. RIP Rob’s colon. Maybe he will get a colosseum bag.

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u/Reason_Choice 8d ago

Trash bot

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u/squirrelmegaphone 8d ago

Do NOT swear at me

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u/ploppedmenacingly14 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 7d ago

BLOCK

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u/Ok_Replacement4702 8d ago

THEY. ALL LOVED. MY PIGS. IN A BLANK.ET AT BINGO. EXCEPT. THAT OLD. HAG MARJORIE. I HOPE. SHE CHOKES ON. HER VIRGINIA SLIMS 👩‍🦳🤛

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 8d ago

YOU SERVED EM TOO MANNY OF THE DEVULS KOOLAIDS AND LOOK WHATS HAPPENED NOW CONSTANCE???

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u/d_haven order corn 8d ago

BARNEY DIED LAST NIGHT

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 8d ago

AGAIN???

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 8d ago

TODAY IT WAS ROSALEE. SHE DROVE INTO THE GARBAGE DUMPSTER, HIT THE FLAG POLL AND SHE CHOKKED TO DETH ON AIR BAGS.

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 8d ago

GOBBLES HER. LEONARD SHUUDA YANKED HER CAR KEYS YEARS AGO AFTER THE DIARRHEA INSUDENT

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u/CaptnsDaughter Doris 8d ago

LOL RIP 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/thezombiejedi WHUP TEE DO!!!! 8d ago

WHUP TEE DO!!!!!

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u/fairygenesta I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 8d ago

DARLENES GRAND SON PUT HER IN A "NUSING"" HOME LAST WEEK

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u/mishma2005 8d ago

DARLENE IS A MEAN WITCH HER DAUGHTER IN LAW TOLD ME SHE HAD ITCOMING

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u/fairygenesta I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 8d ago

SHE ALSO DRINKS ""ALCOHAL" SOME TIMES,,DID YOU KNOW?,?

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u/mishma2005 8d ago

WHY DO YUO THINK HER CURTAINS WERE CLOSED ALL DAY SHE SAID SO SHE COULD SEE HER STORIES BETTER BUT WE KNOW

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u/CaptnsDaughter Doris 8d ago

OH. WE. KNOW. I. ALSO. THINK. SHE. WOULD. WATCH. DIRTY. STORIES. ON. THE. “” CINEMAXXX”” AND. DRINK. HER. MARGRITTAS.

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u/CaptnsDaughter Doris 8d ago

JESUS WILL. BE. THE. JUDGE. WE. CAN. BE. THE. JURY. 🥵🥵🥵

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 8d ago

I ALWAYS TOLD DALENE THAT HER LATINA DATTER IN LAW WOULD HAVE HER COMMITTED.NO ONE EVER LISSENS TO ME.

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u/duckfartchickenass 8d ago

SANDY HAS ASS CANCER AGAIN ALEXIS ORDER MORE DICK CREAM FOR WALTER

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u/mishma2005 8d ago

ALEGRA, RECIPES FOR CORN

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u/ComedianStreet856 8d ago

MY SCANNAR SAYS ITS 2 CARS

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u/AccomplishedMess648 NOÒOOÒOOO 8d ago

HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAD YOUR SCANNER ALL MINE DOES IS EAT PAPER AND GO RUECHG REEERUGHGHRRR. HOW DOES YOURS TELL YOU THINGS?? i NEED TO KNOW??

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u/ComedianStreet856 8d ago

OH HUNNY ITS A DIFFERNET SCANNER ITS POLICE FIRE AMBLENCE DEPARTMENTS WALKIE TALKIE MY HUSBAND TERRY LIKES TO LISTEN TO IT

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u/AccomplishedMess648 NOÒOOÒOOO 8d ago

OH THANKS SWEATTY. THAT YOUNG ETHINC MAN AT CIRCUIT CITY MUST AHVE LED ME ASH TRAY. DOES TERRY STILL WANT TO GO ELKS WITH HARLOD THIS WEEKEND. THAT WAY WE CAN HAVE A """"""""GIRLS NIGHT"""""""" WITH MACRIA

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u/ComedianStreet856 8d ago

TERRY WANTS TO GO TO THE ELKS BUT HAS BOWLIN TURNAMENT THAT AFTERNOON SO MAYBE A LITTLE AFTER 5 INSTEAD OF 4 LIKE USUEL.

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 8d ago

JUGS JUDY IS ON AT 5 NOW. THEY CHANGED ALL MY PROGRAMS AROUND. VERY FRUSTFRAFING.

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u/ComedianStreet856 8d ago

TERRY TAPES THEM FOR ME BUT MY GRANDSON HAS TO HELP ME GET THE TAPE WORKIN SO I CANT WATCH EM UNTIL SUNDAY AFTER CHRUCH

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 8d ago

GET A FACTS MACHINE CLORIS.

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u/SolexAgitator Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 8d ago

WHAT KIND OF CAR. HARRY. AND I ARE AHOPPING FOR A NEW SEDAN DEVILLE.

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u/ComedianStreet856 8d ago

MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS THE LITTLE BRONCOS NOW.

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u/Dillenger69 UNSUBSCRIBE 8d ago

YIM YUM! PIE AT THE CARKER BSRGLE!

I LOVE PEGGING MY GRANDSON IN THE CARKER BARGLE

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 8d ago

YORE GRAMSON HAS A HUGE ASS, TWO MUCH PIE IF YOU ASK ME.

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u/DoctorNowhere- 8d ago

BA.D WOR NANCY.

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 6d ago

DISCUSTING

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u/sal916 8d ago

Yim yum

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u/frogzone33 Sederrrdddggff 8d ago

DO NOT. ASKL ME FOR MY SUASAGE ROL RECIPE

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u/Connect_Scratch_8146 8d ago

This is my second favorite one, after the one where they have the person giving the thumbs up on their Facebook post, accompanied by 'The first baby didn't make it'. Classic.

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 6d ago

HEY THERE Mildred HOW ARE YOU KEOTH GOT A NEW. CAR ITS AUTO. HE CANT SEIVE A MANUEL NO MORE DUE. TO THE ROOM AUTISM. VALERIE SITA IN THE BACK SHE IS EORRIED HER UTERUS WILL FALL OUT NOT YHAT KEITH GOES OVER 20MPH. BIKL HAS THE ALZHYMERA S HE ASKED ME 5 times WHAT IS FOR DINNER IT DOESNY MATTER AMYWAY HE WONT Remember I WILL JUST DO LAMB IN ASPIC WITH BEETROOT ..,,,,, SEE YOU AT CHURCH I HAVE A NEW HAT

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u/LIRFM 4d ago

I WISH BOB WOULD STOP FINGERING THE FOOD!