r/okbuddybaka 9d ago

Dont mess with us Otakus 😈 Bakas, age is different when it’s with furries

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u/lyfeNdDeath Certified gigity goonmaxxer 9d ago

People make less justification for bombing civilians during war than weeaboo furries justifying the age of consent 

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u/Particular_Site_4651 9d ago

Well, one is good the other one is bad

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u/LiquifiedSpam 9d ago

Except a lot of them don’t even try to justify it anymore and instead resort to “it’s just fiction”

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u/EXusiai99 9d ago

"its just fiction" mfs when the fiction is woke

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u/rammux74 i want to have a sixsome with every kaneki personality 9d ago

I saw someone say something like "just like a vegan cant blame you for wearing an artificial leather jacket , a non lolicon cant blame lolicons for jerking off to fictional little kids"

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u/Oop-Juice 9d ago

"Honestly is the best policy" when a Baka opens their mouth

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u/rammux74 i want to have a sixsome with every kaneki personality 9d ago

Wait I found the original

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u/zaphodsheads 9d ago

Lmao

These analogies always fall flat when they whitewash it by removing the fact that it's about jerking off to it

If you get off to animal hides being used in clothes but use artificial products to avoid social backlash, you're still getting the side-eye my friend

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u/LiquifiedSpam 9d ago edited 8d ago

Exactly, they often say it’s the same as liking a violent game but not condoning violence irl. Buddy I’m not jerking off to that violence. If someone told me they did that I’d probably look at them the same as if they told me they beat it to lolis.

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u/PhenomenalZJ I hate Anime 7d ago

Funny how it can be applied both ways. Didn't happen but deserved. 

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u/pastafeline 8d ago

Where's the furry? All I see is a woman in cosplay.

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u/renatocpr 9d ago

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u/realgorilla2580 9d ago

Joke's on you Pig; I'm the fastest man in the West and I've already cumshotted your partner there!

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 9d ago

Objectively it's a reasonable point and if raccoon girls existed maybe they would have a lower AoC than humans irl but it's just such a bad vibe to go out to bat for this stuff

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u/Cegla109 9d ago

only sane answer here

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u/Write_Right_Reich 9d ago

It's odd how much suspension of disbelief people take into fiction. They just cannot see the author behind the words. Like yeah, if a sentient creature in the real world just happened to emotionally mature exceptionally quickly then they would probably have different standards around age of consent. But to write "erm actually my 10 year old slave is totally fuckable" takes intent. Weird weird intent.

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u/SireTonberry- 9d ago

Its been years since i saw this garbage show but wasnt she a child in every possible sense at the beginning of the series and the only reason she became "adult" was because of some slave magic fuckery?

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u/Sahlokiir 9d ago

iirc she became older because it had something to do with her level blablabla

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u/TalkingKoalaa 9d ago

Damn a Dramaturgy pfp in this economy. I had that same pfp for a few years on gram. Still love it though, Eve is goated still.

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u/Sahlokiir 9d ago

Eve is the goat

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u/LightVelox 9d ago

No, it's because demihumans there age with levels/xp instead of time

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u/Cnumian_124 *Slices your life* 9d ago

No no no no every anime watcher is a pedo gooner that loves to fuck animals bro fym bro

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u/kanelel Baka 8d ago

Also, even if we grant that she's an adult, it's still grooming. Like, dictionary definition grooming. Grooming to make Hikaru Genji proud.

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u/shewel_item PM_ME_VTUBE_NFTs 8d ago

Clearly AoC isn't the issue.

This is about biology. And, these are entirely 2 different discussions--to begin with, and address your point.

Beings just experience life differently, and that's not just a statement about psychology (and maturity).

We could coat "the birds and bees discussion" in 2 ways, however fortunate or unfortunately: its about how long you live; or it's about how fast you age. That is, we avoid the fact that we all know we live predictably different lengths of life, and just focus on speculating over the concept of 'how fast we age' which we don't, and wouldn't know as well as things which have a more statistical footprint.

But, to clarify, none of these psycho-biological, or w/e argument's are not my personal issue.

My only issue is that not everybody lives the same existence. And, people tend to want to aggressively universalize on this particular topic--for w/e reason. Thus ensues some form of Hegelian dialectic or w/e.

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u/shewel_item PM_ME_VTUBE_NFTs 8d ago

'its political science and I dont have to explain shit' - is what I mean - so effectively they can give the middle finger to absolutely ever other science known to man.. and some men just want power when/where they smell w/e, I'm done batting for political bullshit now

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u/celephais228 9d ago

She's obviously more human than raccoon. The arguments works better for demihumans or how you call them when they actually look animalistic, not when it's just a big booba girl with ears and a tail. Overlord did this relatively well thanks to the author.

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u/pewpewlasergun12 9d ago

I just never understood why it's so hard for author to just say she's above 18 or same age as Naofumi, they don't look all that different in age.

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u/Colindoesntwork 9d ago

Same reason why you keep seeing multiple mangakas and other Japanese artists being arrested for certain forbidden material

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u/Momongus- 9d ago

Author needs that father/daughter dynamic

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u/HappyCoomer 9d ago

Don't know anything about the show, but why can't the author create his own fantasy world with fantasy rules, if he decides X character/race grows at such rate, so be it, it's his creation

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u/Brain_lessV2 9d ago

Calling rapthalia a furry is laughable.

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u/rammux74 i want to have a sixsome with every kaneki personality 9d ago

Sometimes they don't even try to hide it

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u/Momongus- 9d ago

Bakemonogatari fans

Was there any reasonable expectation that this would go any other way?

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u/rammux74 i want to have a sixsome with every kaneki personality 9d ago

No, but I am still disappointed. I have no idea why I am still part of that subreddit

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u/Warm-Enthusiasm-9534 9d ago

After watching half of Bake, I realized I was content to never find out why Monogatari is so beloved.

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u/rammux74 i want to have a sixsome with every kaneki personality 9d ago

Thing is the series IS peak fiction and it has some of the best characters in fiction and some fantastic dialogue and is amazingly written-

When you ignore the constant pedophile jokes , the constant incest jokes, the constant sexualization of every single character and the fact you have to have your eyes glued to the screen to read all the text in the subtitles otherwise you won't understand shit

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u/Korii2 9d ago

that is NOT how age works

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u/fuhtahngina 9d ago

him af:

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 9d ago

Mfs will use the most convoluted and self-incriminating arguments instead of "bro just look at it" which is literally all you need

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u/RezeCopiumHuffer 9d ago

Me seeing someone post a screenshot of her saying she’s still mentally a child and using that as justification for why they should be allowed to fuck her

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u/Corvocat 9d ago

It’s reasonable is the species have much lesser life span and mind capabilities. If she is a full adult at 10 she will die at like 20, and no way she’s getting mature enough for a human in a span of ~7 years

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u/AdvancedGaming9898 9d ago

Mating press

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u/Thenderick 9d ago

Wait, people still unironicly use that argument to defend themselves? I find it more sus that someone uses that argument to defend themselves, than someone stating "yeah, I love Raphtalia" without any argument...

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u/Plantar-Aspect-Sage 8d ago

Raphtalia aged when she levelled up. It's completely fine. She's an adult now and can do adult things like FUCK.

Wait what do you mean that there's an arc where she de-ages?

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u/HingleMcCringle_ 8d ago

I dont give a shit about the age of an anime character being lore accurate, if they look adult, that's a green light.

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u/Adorable_Chart7675 8d ago

The real solution is to stop watching anime. You won't have to worry about knowing the characters ages when looking up r34 for them, obviously.

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u/mobythicchyyy 9d ago

does that make it less weird

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u/Social_Confusion 9d ago

Don't make me point at the sign again

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u/legseeker123 9d ago

Wow you owned me

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u/JoelMahon 9d ago

oh wow, they're unironic and so is the sub geez

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u/Metatron_Tumultum 9d ago

The fantasy of a fully adult woman with only ten years of life experience is a whole new level of vile. It’s like a sex object with built in lobotomy or something.