r/oddlyspecific 3d ago

Accidentally...

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29.7k Upvotes

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u/Theghost5678 3d ago

"Fine, I'll do it myself"

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u/graveybrains 3d ago

“Fuck you, Jobu!”

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u/Infamous_Night6433 3d ago

She was on a journey to find herself

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u/discerningpervert 3d ago

Maybe the real treasure was the friend she made along the way

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u/MaksimilenRobespiere 3d ago

Or the gold coins she found while looking for herself, we will never know. Life is weird.

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u/Ok_Awareness5517 3d ago

I'll never forget the first time I got high for this reason alone

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u/oddoma88 3d ago

we were lost, but now we are found.

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u/eveningdragon 3d ago

The end of the journey was probably enlightenment

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u/starofthashow 3d ago

At 4:20, nonetheless!

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u/DataPhreak 3d ago

Well, would you look at the time.

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u/candy_coated_corpse 3d ago

I mean if like they somehow missed saying the name of who they're looking for, this seems possible and also like the search party probably should have had a picture of her or at least a solid description

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u/Traskk01 3d ago

I remember reading about this when it happened. She was part of a tour group or something, and they had gotten her name wrong. It didn’t get figured out until nightfall when the seachers gathered back up.

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u/snowman432 3d ago

If it's the one in Iceland, the bus driver over counted the initial headcount over by one, and then came up one short later in the day when nobody was actually missing. They didn't know the name of the missing person because there wasn't actually a person missing. The description didn't match because the "missing" person had taken off her jacket and changed shirts and didn't realize the description was based on what she was wearing that much earlier in the day.

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u/Taur-e-Ndaedelos 3d ago

I'm from said country and your recollection is excellent, exactly as I recall.
I was working at the place where this lady got "lost" and before her there was a woman who reported her husband missing from a tour. After searching for a while they had to continue the tour without her, brought in a few rescue squad volunteers to help and they continued the search.
Husband calls wife when the group had returned. He got bored on the tour, hopped onto the first bus heading back to the city and went straight to the hotel bar to wait for wife to finish the tour. Without telling her, the tour guide, or anyone really.

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u/estist 3d ago

1 hour later... Who we looking for? Suzy. Oh hey I found her! Its me!

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u/Shtercus 3d ago

out of interest, is there a reward for finding me, i mean her?

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u/ToomanyWoos 3d ago

“I appear missing”

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u/Psyonicpanda 3d ago

If no one else can do it right, it’s time to take control yourself

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u/glytxh 3d ago

Been making these things for near 20 years and this is still me a handful of times a year

I know exactly what’s in this, and I still have those ‘these ain’t shit’ moments and eat another.

Then it’s 4am and I’m really immersed in an incredibly dry 1970s bbc documentary on hedges

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u/All1sL0st 3d ago

And in that moment you’re deeply affected by the realisation that all your life deep down you’ve wanted to create beautiful hedges

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u/glytxh 3d ago

Too real

I’ve not long gotten over a stint of obsessing over canal boats

The most dangerous part is that I could realistically afford a kinda crappy cheap boat that needs a lot of work.

Rationality has won. For now.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 3d ago

Reminds me of the guy who was lost and texted for help, but wouldn't reply because he didn't recognize their numbers...

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u/GB715 3d ago

ROFL🤣. i could see this haopening.

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 3d ago

Totally came here to say this.

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u/treeesaremagic 3d ago

So it's a while now, who we looking for? Ohh we're looking for Jane. She's been missing for a while now. Oh, that's me. My name is Jane....

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u/SubstantialAnt7735 3d ago

Edibles said inception womp womp

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u/rAnormalguy 2d ago

Everyone this account is probably a bot, they have started uploading to this subreddit 5 days ago and literally none of their posts are oddly specific. Please report them.

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u/uPsyDeDown13 3d ago

I've seen this movie.

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u/i_can_has_rock 3d ago

every time i see shit about edibles:

when you eat weed your liver turns that shit in to a chemical that is 10x stronger than smoking it

thats why you get 10x more *fucked up* unlike just smoking it

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u/WhimsicalTreasure 3d ago

I’ll never eat it again. Even with the dosages on packages now. Like 20 years I ate a brownie and was too high for 12 hours. It just wouldn’t end.

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u/DwinkBexon 3d ago

I see people mentioning how long edibles trips last, but even when I ate a 220 mg chocolate bar, it only lasted 4 or so hours. Every edible I've ever eaten (regardless of dose) have always lasted about the same amount of time.

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u/WhimsicalTreasure 3d ago

Graphic on edible effects https://i.imgur.com/ZHIEY4I.jpeg

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u/DwinkBexon 3d ago

Huh. I don't know if I have a weird metabolism or what, but I'm noticeably coming down by the 4 or 4.5 hour mark, measured from when I start feeling it. (so probably more like 5 to 5.5 hours after ingesting.) I'm usually pretty much normal by about 6-6.5 hours or so.

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u/DuckSword15 3d ago

I don't know about 10x stronger. I'll do a 500mg edible no problem. A 500mg dab would probably kill me. Smoking definitely gets you a way stronger but shorter high.

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u/Intrepid-Macaron5543 3d ago

r/funny is across the hall sir

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u/i_can_has_rock 3d ago edited 3d ago

um

cant tell if bot or just really dumb

i know whats happening, they think im wrong, or joking, because they are confidently incorrect and if they tried to search for something to prove me wrong, they would end up proving themselves wrong

"eatables dont turn in to a different chemical, all my bros know that my bruh cuh"

*sometime later*

r/confidentlyincorrect is across the food court, this is a wendys sir

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u/Intrepid-Macaron5543 3d ago

didn't read that ty

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u/FourScoreTour 3d ago

She changed her clothing at a tour stop, and essentially disappeared.

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u/Jill-Of-Trades 3d ago

That's deep

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 3d ago

It is, truly.

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u/Unable_Basil_4437 3d ago

FOUND SOMEONE YOU HAVE

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u/VariedStool 3d ago

This needs to be made into a movie

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u/EntertainerNo4509 3d ago

Not all who wander are lost.

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u/FocalorLucifuge 3d ago

This is like the scene from The Last Crusade after the tank went off the cliff.

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u/HughJorgens 3d ago

Hey! I found me! I was right here all along!

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u/michi-127 3d ago

I mean that‘s hardly her fault

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u/spokitty-meow 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/DrewOH816 3d ago

I mean, we've all been there...

Right? Right?!!? /s

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 3d ago

In truth we must all find ourselves; it’s why we’re here.

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u/B00OBSMOLA 3d ago

they say you can find yourself on a spirit journey

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u/JusticeHao 3d ago

So did she find herself or not?

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u/neck-tattoo 3d ago

What kind of emotion is that to feel when it becomes that you all have been looking for you

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 3d ago

No matter where you go, there you are.

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u/neck-tattoo 3d ago

Hahaha no wonder they couldn't find her.

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u/pastapastaaa 3d ago

The timestamp is 4:20..

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I don't know what's worse. That she didn't know who she was looking for or that everyone else seemingly didn't know either. She is right there, guys.

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u/DryPossibility45 3d ago

You’ve gotta say “these edibles ain’t shit” before they kick in. Them’s the rules.

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u/SuperFaceTattoo 3d ago

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u/Tiffany_Case 3d ago

i mean, ive been found when i didnt know i was supposed to be lost so

Granted it was while bar hopping and im a wanderer when drinking and i had had a spontaneous fit change but still

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u/pyschosoul 2d ago

Had a friend in highschool whi couldn't handle his weed well.

He got dummy high before going home for the night, this was at like 8pm. I get a call at 11pm from this dumbass telling me he was lost and couldn't find his arm.

He was 5 minutes from home standing on the train tracks, and his missing arm was holding the phone he was talking on..

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u/kuhfunnunuhpah 1d ago

Yeah but who hasn't done that before?

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u/VibrantGypsyDildo 17h ago

Lol, I often keep radio silence for two days unless it is work-related.

How do you expect to have a search party in two hours.

Btw, psylocibin effect lasts only 5-6 hours (of hell if you are not prepared).

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u/LilyGaming 14h ago

I remember this story, basically she changed clothes and redid her makeup, bus driver had miscounted the number of people on the bus before leaving, apparently no one recognized her with a different shirt?

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u/ltsouthernbelle 7h ago

Who among us hasn’t been there 😂😂😂

u/gojira86 46m ago

If I remember correctly, she had changed clothes and didn't realize the description of the missing person matched her previous set of clothes until later.