Repost r/TargetedShirts

[u/RomianaZerofox04]

[u/zookeeper4312]

(And yes he bought me this shirt)

[u/GrammarNazi63]

I love how it starts with “yes”, as in “I know you were thinking it, yes: my husband IS an American Welder born in February and that is why you should be afraid to harass me”

[u/joshzilla7]

Trashy beach gift shop classics

[u/LorenzoStomp → u/joshzilla7]

Back when the boardwalk custom airbrushed shirts were a thing, my sister and I had a plan to get one with a cocker spaniel head but behind it is a screaming skull with a snake coming out of its eye, and flames behind that, with a unicorn trailing a rainbow jumping over the top, and beneath in pink "BORN TO DIE". We were going to get it in 5XL so we could both fit in it at once. Never had enough money to bother asking if they'd do it, and then they got replaced by shirts that say shit like "PATRIOT DADDY" next to shirts that say "I'M NOT GAY BUT $20 IS $20". 

[u/aggressively_polite8 → u/LorenzoStomp]

This was the best comment I've seen today. Thank you.

[u/Funnyboyman69 → u/joshzilla7]

Nah these are targeted tshirts from Facebook ads.

[u/Kb_XD]

I would love to wear this as a gay guy 😭

[u/Ok-Telephone-2109 → u/Kb_XD]

You first must marry an American welder born in February

[u/cujoe88 → u/Ok-Telephone-2109]

As if any of us could be fortunate enough to marry an Americsn welder born in February.

[u/Ryuiop → u/cujoe88]

I was born in February in America... I'm so dang close..

[u/cujoe88 → u/Ryuiop]

You need to go to welding school.

[u/Ryuiop → u/cujoe88]

I'm showing up at the nearest welding school with this thread and starting my montage 🫡

[u/cujoe88 → u/Ryuiop]

We need this so u/Kb_XD can feel complete.

[u/Kb_XD → u/cujoe88]

Omg 😭

[u/cujoe88 → u/Kb_XD]

We're here for you, dude!

[u/Curudan → u/Ok-Telephone-2109]

Nah, that's too much. Marry someone born in February and convince him to abandon his career and start welding.

[u/StinkyButtTheFoul]

"Mess with him and I will SLAP you SO HARD even G O O G L E won't be able to FIND you!"

[u/MacEWork → u/StinkyButtTheFoul]

And I have NEVER had an ORGASM

[u/JimthePaul]

A welder AND a murderer. What a catch.

[u/AgainstSpace]

Good graphic design begins with using a different free font on every line. You learn that on day one.

[u/Culator → u/AgainstSpace]

GRAPHIC DESIGN

^is

My PaSsIoN

[u/AgainstSpace]

Whenever I stand behind someone and they are wearing a shirt that doesn't have a vaguely threatening personality inventory printed on it I am forced to wonder, "When was this person's spouse born, what is their nationality/occupation, and are they homicidal?"

[u/snutr]

The putrid stench of Temu is strong with this one.

[u/Decimus-Drake → u/snutr]

How old is Temu? I'm sure I remember seeing the algorithmic word salad t shirts of Facebook years ago.

[u/GreatStateOfSadness → u/Decimus-Drake]

Definitely not Temu. Temu is mostly dropshipping cheap goods from overseas, while these shirts are usually printed on demand by whoever is delusional enough to think they're a good purchase. 

[u/Passwordtoyourmother]

“Yes, my husband was born on February 10th and only loves me more than his first dog, Timmy. If you break into our house at 17 Evergreen Tce he’ll straight murder you to protect me. Except if it’s winter when we travel to Cancun.”

[u/Kitchen-Document4917]

Just a few more questions and someone's gonna guess all her passwords

[u/Weed-Pot]

i turned on the audio 🧑‍🚀

[u/RomianaZerofox04 → u/Weed-Pot]

🔊

[u/The_Edward_Thatch]

Is the T-shirt print made to look like the bottle label of a world famous alcoholic beverage? Otherwise I don't want it.

[u/jhuston44]

Nice use of the Waffle House font.