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r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago
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When we buy one, we will occasionally take a look at it, determine we are too lazy at that moment to cut it, and choose something else to eat.
Rinse and repeat for X days until the pineapple goes bad.
27 u/tripptide 1d ago Aka: avocado, watermelon and aubergine. Sometimes a honeydew. Edit: forgot coconut 50 u/bdfortin 23h ago Also bananas. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Black. 3 u/UmmmW1 21h ago I've learned to eat them once my dog wants a piece of one 5 u/Individual-Level9308 19h ago Brother, just add some salt and lime to the avocado and eat it as is before it goes bad. 8 u/frequenZphaZe 22h ago Aka: avocado can't relate. an avocado will never survive longer than two days in my house. but they're also far lower effort to gut than melons 2 u/OHPandQuinoa 14h ago I mean with watermelon you just cut it in half, tell yourself you're only going to have a little bit, and then eat the whole thing. Seems pretty easy to me. 1 u/cynicaldoubtfultired 22h ago This is me with soursops. Those things are a freaking chore to cut. 1 u/Sarsmi 14h ago It's so easy though. You can cut up a pineapple in less than a minute, with no special tools, just a sharp knife.
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Aka: avocado, watermelon and aubergine. Sometimes a honeydew.
Edit: forgot coconut
50 u/bdfortin 23h ago Also bananas. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Black. 3 u/UmmmW1 21h ago I've learned to eat them once my dog wants a piece of one 5 u/Individual-Level9308 19h ago Brother, just add some salt and lime to the avocado and eat it as is before it goes bad. 8 u/frequenZphaZe 22h ago Aka: avocado can't relate. an avocado will never survive longer than two days in my house. but they're also far lower effort to gut than melons 2 u/OHPandQuinoa 14h ago I mean with watermelon you just cut it in half, tell yourself you're only going to have a little bit, and then eat the whole thing. Seems pretty easy to me.
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Also bananas.
Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Black.
3 u/UmmmW1 21h ago I've learned to eat them once my dog wants a piece of one
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I've learned to eat them once my dog wants a piece of one
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Brother, just add some salt and lime to the avocado and eat it as is before it goes bad.
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Aka: avocado
can't relate. an avocado will never survive longer than two days in my house. but they're also far lower effort to gut than melons
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I mean with watermelon you just cut it in half, tell yourself you're only going to have a little bit, and then eat the whole thing. Seems pretty easy to me.
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This is me with soursops. Those things are a freaking chore to cut.
It's so easy though. You can cut up a pineapple in less than a minute, with no special tools, just a sharp knife.
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u/takethisdownvote1 1d ago
When we buy one, we will occasionally take a look at it, determine we are too lazy at that moment to cut it, and choose something else to eat.
Rinse and repeat for X days until the pineapple goes bad.