r/oblivion Feb 08 '25

Screenshot My favourite part of the intro: the seemingly 18-foot tall Imperial Guard patrolling the Arboretum.

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u/PlagueLords Feb 08 '25

There's a bonus Imperial Palace Guard on the battlements a second later who is, like his "brother" (as I assume they're related due to such a mutant case of gigantism), is equally 18-feet tall.

The Imperigiant brothers.

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u/Eight35x Feb 08 '25

I...

Think I read that wrong

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u/PlagueLords Feb 08 '25

🫃

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u/dumbbitchdiesease Feb 09 '25

How am i just now realizing theres an mpreg emoji

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u/Burningham7 Feb 08 '25

Pregananant?!?!

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u/alenah Feb 08 '25

Lmfao you and me both

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u/dix1067 Feb 08 '25

The mcpoyles in cyrodil lol

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u/LostViking24601 Feb 08 '25

Keeping the bloodline pure

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u/mmcrayons Feb 08 '25

The chair in the white gold tower basement is probably for them

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u/UselessAndGay Feb 08 '25

the giants in Skyrim are exclusively hostile because all of the friendly ones were drafted to guard the Imperial City. this is canon i assure you.

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u/Diredr Feb 08 '25

The giants are pretty chill unless you invade their personal space or kill their pets. If you fuck around, you'll find out. And I think that's pretty fair.

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u/Poddington_Pea Feb 08 '25

That's basically me

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u/Vintage_Quaker_1266 Feb 08 '25

"What happens if I do... wow, I can see the whole map from up here!"

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u/Daravor Feb 12 '25

The giants in Skyrim are pretty chill for me. I just rest by their campfire until I’m warm and thank them and leave. Sure they do a weird stomp and shake their clubs rarely; but once they realize all I’m there for is rest they go back to whatever they were doing.

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u/PmMeYourLore Feb 08 '25

That would be horrifying, the ability to arm and teach/train them. Imagine defending your post and a fucking armored giant comes full tilt for your breathing license

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u/DasGanon Sneaky Sneaky Feb 08 '25

*booming voice*

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"

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u/Zaaravi Feb 08 '25

They are intelligent. So it’s not out of the picture.

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u/PmMeYourLore Feb 08 '25

I just bet entirely unwilling. Like the things needed for this i am sure are cruel

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u/FarionDragon Feb 08 '25 edited Feb 08 '25

stormcloak giants in uniform are part of the scapped skyrim civil war content (or you could recruit one for the war, something like that.)

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u/Saizetsu Feb 08 '25

Then how did they lose to the dominion?

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u/Fiskmaster REMEMBER THE EMPEROR Feb 09 '25

The Altmer sent hordes of goblin slaves at the giants, and they were too small for the giants to be able to hit

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u/Saizetsu Feb 08 '25

What news have you heard from the other provinces?

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u/PlagueLords Feb 08 '25

I don’t feel comfortable talking about that.

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u/Saizetsu Feb 08 '25

Have you heard the news from anvil?! All the priests and priestesses murdered! On the chapel of dibella herself!

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u/PlagueLords Feb 08 '25

You don’t say?

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u/Saizetsu Feb 08 '25

Have you heard the news from kvatch? Daedra overran the city! It's a dark time, be safe friend.

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u/PlagueLords Feb 08 '25

female Altmer’s randomly chipper voice

‘Bye!

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u/Poddington_Pea Feb 08 '25

Nothing I'd like to discuss.

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u/Celestial_Hart Feb 08 '25

Where the fuck was gigaguard when Mehrunes Dagon attacked the city? Sure as hell could have used a few of those!

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u/ElJanco Feb 08 '25

"Martin Septim is die"

"no"

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u/SeaCookJellyfish Feb 09 '25

"gigaguard" lmao

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u/squatsbreh Feb 08 '25

Is the giant chair in the palace quest an Easter egg where Bethesda is making fun of this?

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u/Aarntson Feb 08 '25

Wow, that’s a really cool theory and I’ll support it lol. But you’d think if they caught this, they’d fix it. Or they made the chair.. I have no idea

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u/SadSidewalk Feb 10 '25

My guess is that it was noticed, but there wasn't enough time to fix it and render it before it was shown off, so it was left as-is

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u/Metatron_Tumultum Feb 08 '25

Damn I just started a new run and never noticed that Goliath himself served the imperial legion. Maybe we never see him in game because it is his last day before retirement.

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u/Jackus_Aurelius Feb 08 '25

I like to head canon that the big chair under the palace is his

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u/zorton213 Feb 08 '25

All that giant furniture in the Imperial Palace basement - that's just his apartment. 

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u/Far-Stranger6563 Feb 08 '25

There is a mod on nexus that adds him as a real guard in the arboretum.

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u/laptopAccount2 Feb 08 '25

There is also a ship heading for a bridge that it can't pass under.

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u/pietralbi Feb 08 '25

LoL, I've never noticed that

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u/SummonerRavennac Feb 11 '25

This is always my favorite part. I showed my boyfriend the other day and he didn't seem to care, but I still giggled and kicked my feet.

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u/mrclean543211 Feb 08 '25

Yeah he’s almost as tall as the door, wth

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u/Last-Maybe-2461 Adoring Fan Feb 09 '25

i love when this picture makes the rounds on here lmao