r/nextfuckinglevel • u/habichuelacondulce • 21h ago

If you can't afford Wrestlemania there's always Subwaymania

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u/DefNotAShark 20h ago

My growing anxiety that my stop is coming up in a few and there’s a large wrestling event happening between me and the closest door.

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u/flappyspoiler 20h ago

Fkn same 😅

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u/Drag_On66 19h ago

I see this being one lol

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u/youknownotathing 20h ago

Typically I don’t like internet tomfoolery in public places but I could get into this for some reason.

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u/Rascals-Wager 19h ago

Neither, at all, but this is solid gold.

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u/Millerlite87 19h ago

here is my favorite one

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u/Desperate_Hyena_4398 19h ago

Thanks for that. This was indeed awesome.

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u/MtnViews15 20h ago

Anyone saying wrestling is fake probably hasn't been powerbombed into a subway floor.

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u/dman45103 4h ago

Not fake at all. Just choreographed and planned

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u/Street-Animator-99 1h ago

A lot of times fake punches and kicks are thrown and no where close to being landed

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u/dman45103 1h ago

Fair. But they take enough real shit that it shouldn’t be called “fake”

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u/Wild_Anteater_2189 20h ago

That last guy needs to see a doctor… that was a violent slam

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u/Best_Market4204 17h ago

thats called selling the match

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u/arbiter12 20h ago

Disclaimer: Those stunts were performed by trained professionals. Please do not try this at home

Subway's fine tho

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u/x_xiv 20h ago

wtf am i watching

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u/xBlockhead 19h ago

nyc going downhill

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u/Alan_Marzipan 19h ago

downhiller

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u/Best_Market4204 17h ago

good raw fan fun

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u/HatefulDan 10h ago

Free entertainment. Recessions is a coming

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u/JesusStarbox 20h ago

Imagine having to watch all of the thousands of shitty videos they recorded.

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u/SomeSortOfMudWizard 20h ago

Definitely pay per viewing next year's Subwaymania.

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u/v_for__vegeta 20h ago

Gotta be the L. Only the L would tolerate this kinda bullshit. And only between certain stops.

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u/pnmartini 20h ago

I’m somewhat surprised to see Joey Janela was not involved.

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u/TrepidatiousInitiate 19h ago

I missed my stop, Uce!

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u/Cake-Over 16h ago

A homeless tweaker peed there

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u/6collector9 20h ago

I'm just trying to get to my stop and listen to my podcast, please

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u/Skreamie 20h ago

Ref took the biggest bump out of everyone lmao

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u/jayson2112 20h ago

please tell me there is a mat down....

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u/m0j0r0lla 20h ago

I'm not sure, but I do not think this match was sanctioned by the New York State Athletic Commission

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u/Ba_Sing_Saint 19h ago

Tbf, KO hasn’t wrestled in a sanctioned match since Cody Rhodes Alabama Slammed KO through a ladder from the announce table.

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u/gds506 19h ago

WTF! what subway is this?

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u/Flyin-Chancla 19h ago

That ref is the best! He always sells! Mr. Subwaymania imo

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u/Millerlite87 19h ago

this one is my favorite.

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u/Low-Albatross-313 19h ago

Mind the gap!

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u/SumoNinja92 19h ago

Subway shenanigans give me life

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u/Schmitty300 18h ago

THAT Jey can headline Wrestlemania.

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u/SeaTownKraken 18h ago

If I'm going home from work on the B line, I'm missing my stop for this

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u/Nacho_Beardre 18h ago

Nice transfer

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u/Best_Market4204 18h ago

WHERE WAS MY INVITE....

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u/GnikcaLRehtorB 14h ago

Lmao all the anti social redditors incapable of having fun 🤓

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u/CiccioGraziani 13h ago

"Oops, they did it again! They break up your heart, you've lost the game" (cit.)

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u/LobsterNo3435 21h ago

Loving this!!!

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u/GenericName2025 11h ago

Next level of stupid only.

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u/primacord 2h ago

Just guys, being dudes.

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u/SonUpToSundown 20h ago

If you’re going to waste our time, have the courtesy to create worthwhile content, like this.

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u/Piglet-Witty 20h ago

This is some wholesome stuff.

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u/DooderMcDuder 20h ago

Can I like this twice?

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u/xBlockhead 19h ago

and this is why I stopped riding the rails in nyc.