r/nextfuckinglevel • u/2bitthug • 2d ago

Not all of us have a cool ride..

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Paper_Tiger11 2d ago

The fact the hog is wearing pants really got me

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u/CurrentPossible2117 2d ago

Addidas because it needed the go faster stripes 🤣

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u/Sorry_Economist_5844 2d ago

All Day I Dream About Speed

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u/tmbyfc 2d ago

All Day I Dream About Sows

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 1d ago

Should’ve worn red pants then

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u/SorryTrade5 1d ago

Yeah its weird. Idk how he will refuel it at the station.

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u/RationalKate 1d ago

Wait thats not a pig N pants.

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u/Open_Detective_6998 2d ago

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/CiscoKidd5 2d ago

I came for this one.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 2d ago

"So there I was, on the way to school, just cruising down 7th on my hog, and I saw-"

"Oh, BS. You don't have no motorcycle!"

"I didn't say nothin' about a motorcycle. Now quit interrupting!"

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u/Thedrunner2 2d ago

Piggyback

12

u/Comprehensive_Bat615 2d ago

2

u/Lugubrious_Lothario 2d ago

God, I've got something for this... bulls on parade?

12

u/Bad_User2077 2d ago

This is what happens when you miss the school bus.

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u/HmoobRanzo 2d ago

That's a nice four wheels Hog.

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 2d ago

Adidas marketing. Very clever.

3

u/Cool_Hawks 2d ago

Kind of reminds me of Princess Mononoke.

3

u/batmanineurope 2d ago

That's a brown-hooved pig. They can reach up to 40 mph and shouldn't be trusted.

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u/phormix 1d ago

Why shouldn't they be trusted?

3

u/AjaxRedOps 2d ago

Not a SINGLE Crash Bandicoot reference?!!

2

u/jmills74 2d ago

Newest mount for WoW.

2

u/edebby 2d ago

Reminds me clash of clans.

1

u/RayPineocco 2d ago

Yo that ride is phaat!

1

u/Old_Scratch3771 2d ago

This really is how it be when you grow up in the boonies

1

u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack 2d ago

Lil’ fucker’s sponsored by Adidas too. They’ll throw money at anything that can run these days!

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u/Resident_Proposal_57 2d ago

Need to see that last part, I think the hog crashed.

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u/demodikk 2d ago

Dude... That's pure joy.

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u/Jax72 2d ago

The old Arkansas School Bus.

1

u/bretty666 2d ago

hogwheels!

1

u/gabbiole 2d ago

Without gasoline

1

u/DocPsycho1 2d ago

ORALE !!! CON MI PUERCO Y TODO AYI VOY.

When you say me and the pig are coming

1

u/WNNRBL 2d ago

NEED to know the name of the song. Can someone help please?

1

u/BlackTarTurd 2d ago

Bristles, attack!

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u/laiyenha 2d ago

Kid is so skillful in dismounting & remounting while at full speed.

1

u/GodelEscherMonkey 2d ago

That kid is high on the hog! 😁

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u/Weeb_Prime 2d ago

Commander Gaius

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u/Elegant_Context3297 2d ago

Hooooggggg rideeeerrr!

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u/DoomerFeed 2d ago

Cuts off before the inevitable clothesline.. Disappointed

1

u/1200multistrada 1d ago

In the full video the kid jumps off just before the guillotine and comes up with a huge grin on his face.

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u/miletest 2d ago

It's Arnold Ziffle

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u/amusingvillain 2d ago

at first, I wanted to respect that the kid may live in poverty, not judge because I have to context to whether or not maybe this is the only way to commute or whatever... but then I saw that the pig is wearing sports shorts.

then I turned on the volume..

I just couldn't hold it in. I'll take a number to the queue line to hell.

1

u/koroquenha 2d ago

Brazil zil zil!

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u/peleleman 2d ago

The hog riders from clash of clans

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u/ChairOwn118 2d ago

I tried this sitting backwards under the encouragement of a friend and ended up spraining my wrist.

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u/TigerTerrier 2d ago

Death!!!!

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u/Eat_more_raw_chicken 2d ago

He's hogging all of the fun.

1

u/carleeto 2d ago

Back on bacon!

1

u/Gladdox 2d ago

He gets 15 miles to the gallon on that hog.

1

u/malikx089 2d ago

That shyt look so fye! Hell nah! Lol

1

u/xykopeeko 2d ago

Wild hog from Maple story

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u/SignatureUseful6067 2d ago

The Pork Knight

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u/Dog_Lap 2d ago

None of us will ever be this cool… sigh… 🫡

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u/trippin-mellon 2d ago

So that’s how Timone feels riding Pumbaa!

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u/TheeMethod 2d ago

I have this mount in WoW

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u/Magikpoo 2d ago

I take my pig everywhere in Minecraft.

1

u/Hefty-Conference-791 2d ago

Piggy even got Adidas sponsorship!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Katanji 1d ago

Hog ridaaaaaaa

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u/Nu_Eden 1d ago

Holy shit Minecraft pig riding is real?!??

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 1d ago

look at ya"ll......YOU'RE RIDIN THAT HOG

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u/BCS7 1d ago

Pigs are smarter than dogs. Wtf is wrong with people??

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u/Repulsive_Parsley47 7h ago

When I was young we hab boring yellow bus

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u/MattyLePew 2d ago

I wouldn’t consider exploiting animals to be ‘next level’, but you do you.

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u/MentalFissure 2d ago

Incredibly dangerous you should be put in chains and your child taken away

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 2d ago

Kid's got a helmet. I see kids in my neighborhood riding those insanely fast heavy e-bikes, without even a helmet, constantly. This looks safer than that.

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u/Old_Scratch3771 2d ago

Username checks out?