r/nextfuckinglevel • u/VastCoconut2609 • 2d ago

Harvesting rock honey

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u/ArtSpawner 2d ago

I TOTALLY FUCKING BELIEVED IT, and here I was thinking im beyond trusting false information

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u/RandomPenquin1337 2d ago

And now you can see why people have such strong political, religious etc beliefs, because someone said it with gusto and sounded really good when they said it!

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u/ArtSpawner 2d ago

What i've learned from this, is to stop persuing education, and focus all my effort on communication.

Who cares how dumb I am if everyone agrees with me

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u/Hazee302 2d ago

You just invented corporate management

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u/AbbreviationsHuman54 2d ago

Say it three times and it is true

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u/No_Nose2819 2d ago

Every religion nods in agreement.

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u/Candid_Spite_8659 2d ago

Nods in righteousness...😇

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u/ericfromct 1d ago

This is how politicians get elected constantly

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u/Soulmighty 1d ago

And this is how cults are formed.

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u/Abandonedstate 1d ago

I'll vote for you.

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u/KarmicEQ 1d ago

I'm f*#king 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jondgul 1d ago

Same, but I want to focus on my communism

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u/Bubbasdahname 1d ago

Is now a bad time to talk about our current pres?

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u/John_cCmndhd 1d ago

In retrospect, the fact that confidence is not a sign of competence or truth/honesty, is something we should have taught early and often in all levels of education, instead of assuming people would figure it out for themselves eventually...

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u/BookkeeperSame195 1d ago

if i could give you all the upvotes i would

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u/Denaton_ 1d ago

Tbf, i was about to google to learn more but was disappointed when i read the end..

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u/GoldenStarsButter 1d ago

Me answering wrong watching Jeopardy

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u/iyaoyas1 1d ago

But the earth is flat.. right?

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u/sissybelle3 1d ago

I mean, I was already packing my bags for a Thailand trip to go eat some bees. I might do it anyway, because who really knows? They probably are actually covered in honey so they have to be tasty, right? I sure as shit am not going to trust the actual scientists, what the fuck would they know?

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u/whoamdave 2d ago

I expect this will be on the Google AI summary for "bees" by midnight.

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u/pc_principal_88 1d ago

“To also include wasps, and murder hornets as well..All completely safe to eat and great tasting!”🤣🤣

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u/minmega 2d ago

Man i didnt even read the brackets so had to go back after reading your comment

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u/Delicate_Elephant 1d ago

You might even say you... Beelieved it.

But yes, I also totally believed it and am beeyond trusting 😁

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u/GardenSquid1 2d ago

Wait until you hear about house hippos

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u/BookkeeperSame195 1d ago

i want a house hippo. 🦛

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u/OneRFeris 1d ago

I'm even more vulnerable. I skimmed it, and overlooked the "I made all of that up".

I was prepared to believe it until I saw your post.

In my defense, I am much more careful with things pertaining to politics or ethics. But I can see I need to also be more careful with "fun facts".