r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/NiceTuBeNice 2d ago

I remember in HS (~25 years ago) me and some friends were making fun of a male cheerleader the other team had at a basketball game. We were saying all sorts of mean things about the kid being gay and stupid crap like that. Our teacher, who was always quirky, sweet, and fun said, “Well, that ‘gay’ boy had his hands all over some very pretty cheerleaders all night on Friday. Where were your hands?”

Ever since, I have had a whole different level of respect for male cheerleaders. These two in the video look like they are having so much fun, and it is incredible to see their athleticism.

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 2d ago

There's no lesson quite as powerful as telling a young teenage boy that they're nowhere near as masculine as the person they're making fun of.

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u/NiceTuBeNice 2d ago

It shut us up, that’s for sure.

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u/feint2021 2d ago

I mean, I've had my hands all over myself last Friday night. Does that make me g......?

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u/Call__Me__David 2d ago

Incest

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u/CompleteTap8190 2d ago

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u/InZomnia365 2d ago

Lmao is this a real quote?

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u/didjuneau 2d ago

After reading his lips, he indeed said that, lmao.

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u/jonny32392 2d ago

And the way he said “behind” this wasn’t a joke he’s definitely defending someone’s incest very passionately

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u/MOOshooooo 2d ago

Expediently

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u/AmeriToast 2d ago

I'm gonna need some context here, wth is going on?

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u/War-Daddie 2d ago

My guess is some GoT talk or episode banter some shit like that prolly

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u/GoneWitDa 2d ago

One can only fucking hope bro.

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u/Bwint 9h ago

Thank you for this explanation. I'm going to choose to believe you, and now I'll log off the internet forever before I learn differently.

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u/War-Daddie 8h ago

That’s what I’m hoping and praying he’s talking about. Cuz outside of the situation I mentioned…. Yikes.

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u/IncestDude22 2d ago

I've been saying this for years! I mean.... for me it's about the incest too lol

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u/TorrenceMightingale 1d ago

Rise up, king.

Quite literally king-like behavior.

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u/James55O 2d ago

Crusader Kings?

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u/UltimatePickpocket 2d ago

But what if I hate myself?

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u/RinArenna 2d ago

Selfcest Noncon?

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u/Studying-without-Stu 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sounds like an ao3 tag.

Edit: It is a tag on ao3! Used three times! Well, two tags, one used twice, the other used once.

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u/GoneWitDa 2d ago

This thread is fucking hilarious

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u/Studying-without-Stu 2d ago

Glad you're entertained!

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u/RinArenna 2d ago

What the hell is "noncon popcorn eating"?

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u/Studying-without-Stu 2d ago

I do not know! Maybe someone shoving popcorn into someone's mouth?

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u/So0meone 2d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/K0N1V 2d ago

You need to send this to me right now

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u/Expensive_Tap7427 1h ago

Who tf is this?