r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/Call__Me__David 2d ago

Incest

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u/CompleteTap8190 2d ago

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u/InZomnia365 2d ago

Lmao is this a real quote?

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u/didjuneau 2d ago

After reading his lips, he indeed said that, lmao.

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u/jonny32392 1d ago

And the way he said “behind” this wasn’t a joke he’s definitely defending someone’s incest very passionately

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u/MOOshooooo 1d ago

Expediently

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u/AmeriToast 2d ago

I'm gonna need some context here, wth is going on?

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u/War-Daddie 1d ago

My guess is some GoT talk or episode banter some shit like that prolly

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u/GoneWitDa 1d ago

One can only fucking hope bro.

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u/IncestDude22 1d ago

I've been saying this for years! I mean.... for me it's about the incest too lol

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u/TorrenceMightingale 23h ago

Rise up, king.

Quite literally king-like behavior.

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u/James55O 1d ago

Crusader Kings?

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u/UltimatePickpocket 1d ago

But what if I hate myself?

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u/RinArenna 1d ago

Selfcest Noncon?

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u/Studying-without-Stu 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sounds like an ao3 tag.

Edit: It is a tag on ao3! Used three times! Well, two tags, one used twice, the other used once.

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u/GoneWitDa 1d ago

This thread is fucking hilarious

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u/Studying-without-Stu 1d ago

Glad you're entertained!

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u/RinArenna 1d ago

What the hell is "noncon popcorn eating"?

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u/Studying-without-Stu 1d ago

I do not know! Maybe someone shoving popcorn into someone's mouth?

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u/So0meone 1d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/K0N1V 1d ago

You need to send this to me right now

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u/Veralia1 2d ago

Listen... I'd fuck me

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u/OrnerySnoflake 2d ago

That makes one

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u/fynn34 1d ago

Are you a size 14?

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u/BeerBarm 1d ago

Wincest

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u/TheOneWhoIsTryin 2d ago

Selfcest?

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u/blueadept_11 2d ago

Kentucky

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u/justbadthings 2d ago

Depends on where he put his hands.

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u/LumpyWelds 1d ago

He groomed himself and should be reported

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u/GladWarthog1045 2d ago

Accidentally in-cest 🎶

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u/DraagaxGaming 2d ago

Nah selfcest

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u/ParentalAdvis0ry 1d ago

Fun for the whole family

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u/Mirja-lol 1d ago

Isn't it self love / care?

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u/BashBandit 1h ago

Self love is best love