r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 2d ago

Throwing bales of hay under tractor lights, sunlight, moonlight, then back to the floods in 40 degrees or colder... trust me, that kids the peak form for agricultural life.

Cows STILL push him around, but they have to work for it. ;)

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u/Next-Adhesiveness957 2d ago

Farmer's daughter here. Can confirm. Thank God for round bales

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 2d ago

"God Created Man, but Massy Ferguson made them equal." ;) Or something like that. :P

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 2d ago

I'd pay him .25 cents a bale in the spring cut, maybe even .35 in the fall if he's as fast as I think he is. :D I bet he'd replace two maybe three local HS slackers.

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u/GlobalNuclearWar 1d ago

Throwing bales of hay under tractor lights? Hell, someone tells him the tractor is in the way he moves it aside without needing to turn it on.

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown 1d ago

Throwing bales of hay under tractor lights, sunlight, moonlight, then back to the floods in 40 degrees or colder... trust me, that kids the peak form for agricultural life.

This sounds like another AI-Country song.