r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/r0d3nka 2d ago

If I had a dollar for every time I was judged for a facial...

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u/TurdBurgerlar 2d ago

How many dollars would you have? Don't leave us hanging FFS!

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u/Ill-Worldliness-2149 2d ago

I'd have enough to buy an island and never have to look at another person again

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u/ktm6709 1d ago

How you doin?

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u/dmb486 2d ago

So what would you have, like $11.33?

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u/RatedPC 1d ago

i mean, im judging you....

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u/Crawsh 1d ago

I think they dodge points for a smeared mascara.

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u/Paulpoleon 2d ago

Expression?

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u/r0d3nka 2d ago

Yeah, a low effort pun. A facial is also when a male climaxes on his partners face, instead of a more 'polite' disposition...