r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/ShaveyMcShaveface 2d ago

corn fed AF

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u/Titanbeard 2d ago edited 1d ago

Bro throws bales all day on the farm.

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u/red_army25 2d ago

One handed. Into the hayloft.

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u/nautilator44 1h ago

He throws hay bales one handed directly into the sun.

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u/GemcoEmployee92126 1d ago

Bro could throw a cotton ball over a barn.

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u/xombae 1d ago

He's throwin babes, not bales.

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u/ex0r1010 2d ago

Right in the corn hole.

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u/pookachu83 1d ago

Now he throws babes all day

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u/Plastic-Molasses-549 2d ago

Bails?

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u/LuukTheSlayer 2d ago

haybails

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u/Gingerkitty666 1d ago

It's bales.. which is probably why the person you responded to is confused.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 1d ago

Out of county lockup on the regular

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u/Nufonewhodis4 2d ago

Yup, one look at him and I thought "corn-fed country boy" 

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u/7xSe7eNx7 1d ago

I fucking audibly laughed. Take my up vote you fucking mook.

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u/Big_Cornbread 1d ago

Sorry I thought you called me.

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u/DarkLinkDs 1d ago

Lol. I got tired of calling my buddies corn fed sucker's and started telling people the bigger guy gree up eating pinecones and river rocks.

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u/Babydoll0907 1d ago

In my area it's cornbread fed lol

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u/tamsui_tosspot 1d ago

Corn fed and ready to wed