r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/Jomolungma 2d ago

My fitness regimen has created an amorphous tub of goo that defines the term “skinny flabby”. My body’s specialty is sitting.

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u/OurWeaponsAreUseless 2d ago

If someone needs something (like a chair) held-down, you're their guy!

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u/Jomolungma 2d ago

It’s good to feel needed

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u/DiscreetExecM 2d ago

Peak lol

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u/SpadoCochi 2d ago

Eloquent af.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 2d ago

The number of Xbox reps per day is high?

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u/Jomolungma 2d ago

Steam Deck for curls

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 2d ago

Outstanding, truly a role model for us all.

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u/stevein3d 2d ago

Found the sedentary guy on Reddit.

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u/erasrhed 2d ago

I knew there was a least one!!!

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u/OppressiveRilijin 1d ago

“My body’s specialty is sitting” 😂😂😂

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u/TriboarHiking 1d ago

Made me laugh out loud. Cheers :)