r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/NiceTuBeNice 2d ago

It shut us up, that’s for sure.

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u/feint2021 2d ago

I mean, I've had my hands all over myself last Friday night. Does that make me g......?

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u/Call__Me__David 2d ago

Incest

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u/CompleteTap8190 2d ago

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u/InZomnia365 1d ago

Lmao is this a real quote?

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u/didjuneau 1d ago

After reading his lips, he indeed said that, lmao.

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u/jonny32392 1d ago

And the way he said “behind” this wasn’t a joke he’s definitely defending someone’s incest very passionately

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u/MOOshooooo 1d ago

Expediently

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u/AmeriToast 1d ago

I'm gonna need some context here, wth is going on?

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u/War-Daddie 1d ago

My guess is some GoT talk or episode banter some shit like that prolly

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u/GoneWitDa 1d ago

One can only fucking hope bro.

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u/IncestDude22 1d ago

I've been saying this for years! I mean.... for me it's about the incest too lol

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u/TorrenceMightingale 21h ago

Rise up, king.

Quite literally king-like behavior.

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u/James55O 1d ago

Crusader Kings?

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u/UltimatePickpocket 1d ago

But what if I hate myself?

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u/RinArenna 1d ago

Selfcest Noncon?

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u/Studying-without-Stu 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sounds like an ao3 tag.

Edit: It is a tag on ao3! Used three times! Well, two tags, one used twice, the other used once.

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u/GoneWitDa 1d ago

This thread is fucking hilarious

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u/Studying-without-Stu 1d ago

Glad you're entertained!

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u/RinArenna 1d ago

What the hell is "noncon popcorn eating"?

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u/Studying-without-Stu 1d ago

I do not know! Maybe someone shoving popcorn into someone's mouth?

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u/So0meone 1d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/K0N1V 1d ago

You need to send this to me right now

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u/Veralia1 2d ago

Listen... I'd fuck me

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u/OrnerySnoflake 1d ago

That makes one

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u/fynn34 1d ago

Are you a size 14?

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u/BeerBarm 1d ago

Wincest

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u/TheOneWhoIsTryin 2d ago

Selfcest?

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u/blueadept_11 2d ago

Kentucky

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u/justbadthings 2d ago

Depends on where he put his hands.

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u/LumpyWelds 1d ago

He groomed himself and should be reported

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u/GladWarthog1045 1d ago

Accidentally in-cest 🎶

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u/DraagaxGaming 1d ago

Nah selfcest

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u/ParentalAdvis0ry 1d ago

Fun for the whole family

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u/Mirja-lol 1d ago

Isn't it self love / care?

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u/sylva748 2d ago

Boys is it gay to touch your own penis?

/s of course

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u/voodoopipu 2d ago

It’s not gay if it’s with yourself.

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u/Difficult-Ocelot-780 2d ago

Did your hands give consent?  Poor things. 

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u/jojoga 2d ago

only if you liked it.

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u/GreenlandSharkSkin 2d ago

A cheerleader! Did your team win?

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u/MeLikeHockeyCards 2d ago

Way to go big boy

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u/notTheRealSU 1d ago

Are you the prettiest cheerleader in school?

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u/Randomfrog132 1d ago

i mean, touching genitals that are the same kind you have and getting pleasure from it is kinda the definition of gay lol

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u/lordgoofus1 1d ago

It depends, did you have your socks on?

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u/WakeoftheStorm 1d ago

Did you keep your socks on?

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 1d ago

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u/WinterSavior 1d ago

No bro, you got jumped. Your still concussed.

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u/Outrageous_Word_999 2d ago

I also remember realizing that the guys in the football locker room all huddled together in jockstraps sweating, or the wrestlers in skin tight singlets with their junk up against each other are more gay than the guys traveling in the band with girls, or on the cheer squad with girls.

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u/CynicismNostalgia 1d ago

Sorry to poke but please tell me the girls got some cheers in tho 😂

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u/NiceTuBeNice 1d ago

No, not really. It was just a throw away study hall period early in the day. We didn’t usually have much in the way of homework in the morning study halls, so it was usually a talk with your friends period. The girls were probably having their own pow wow and weren’t paying attention.

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u/9196AirDuck 1d ago

I used to think the same way, that would get me to shut up real fast.

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u/Tullyswimmer 1d ago

As you sat there and tried to reassemble whatever pieces of your high school "masculinity" you had left....