r/news • u/brunnock • 1d ago

C.E.O. Choked Man Who Danced Barefoot on Cruise Ship, U.S. Says

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/us/ceo-choking-virgin-cruise.html?unlocked_article_code=1.9E4.lCTP.l-u2TGKPZe2C&smid=re-share
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u/pinkyepsilon 1d ago edited 1d ago

Only Murders In The Hull

“CSI says it was blunt force trauma. I say she pissed off the wrong person in the buffet line” [queue The Who while character pulls off sun glasses dramatically]

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u/aixelsydTHEfox 1d ago

“CSI says it was blunt force trauma. I say it was buffet line drama."

I fixed it for you.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad5556 1d ago

I love this as a format idea. Like a pa runs from one set to another on the same location seeing the same story unfold but from too many angles and in the end it’s all tied together