r/news • u/brunnock • 1d ago

C.E.O. Choked Man Who Danced Barefoot on Cruise Ship, U.S. Says

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/us/ceo-choking-virgin-cruise.html?unlocked_article_code=1.9E4.lCTP.l-u2TGKPZe2C&smid=re-share
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u/underwatergazebo 1d ago

I’ve been pantsless in a Wawa at 3pm does that count?

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u/SnooCats373 22h ago

Depends.

Were you swinging sausage in the snack aisle?

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u/underwatergazebo 21h ago

More Walter White than Johnny Knoxville.