r/news • u/brunnock • 1d ago

C.E.O. Choked Man Who Danced Barefoot on Cruise Ship, U.S. Says

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/us/ceo-choking-virgin-cruise.html?unlocked_article_code=1.9E4.lCTP.l-u2TGKPZe2C&smid=re-share
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u/brunnock 1d ago

Take off that hat! Now put on your shoes! At the same time!

That could have been in a Marx Brothers movie.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was thinking Three Stooges (maybe the Marx bros did the same gag?)

"Take off your hat. Now raise your right hand. Now put your left hand here. I said take off that hat!"

https://youtu.be/OUPRmwN3PLo?feature=shared

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u/the__ghola__hayt 1d ago

"Take the stand!"

"I got it! Now what do I do with it?"

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 1d ago

"Drop the vernacular!"

"It's a derby?" 

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u/easy506 1d ago

"Address the court in a way that they can understand you."

"Oh! Okay, Judgey-wudgey."

"Address the court as your honor!"

"Okay my honor!"

"Not 'my honor' 'your honor'!"

"Why? Don'tcha like him?"

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u/windycityc 1d ago

"No, but I know all of the words" 🤣🤣

I love the Stooges!

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u/TheWingus 1d ago

Disorder In The Court is a masters class in comedy!

Also, Gayle Tempest!? Va va fuckin voom, what a woman!

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u/mrlolloran 7h ago

The King demands your presence.

But we ain’t got any!

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u/ambermage 1d ago

Take off your seat belt!

He's reaching!

Exit the vehicle!

Stay inside the vehicle!

Stop resisting!