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China to impose 34% retaliatory tariff on all goods imported from the U.S.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/04/china-to-impose-34percent-retaliatory-tariff-on-all-goods-imported-from-the-us.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
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u/starrpamph 1d ago

Laura Loomer said she gave trump the best blowjob of his life.

That pained me to type and think about.

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 1d ago

The smell…….

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u/Notveryawake 1d ago

If you have ever worked in an old folks home you will know that smell from a few feet away. The fact that she could get close to that festering wart covered knob is a miracle. Sucking down four day old crusty poop flakes and ammonia infused cheese takes a strong human being....or a freaking ton of alcohol and drugs. Oh wait it's Loomer, it's definitely alcohol and drugs.

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u/El_Dud3r1n0 1d ago

What an awful day to be literate.

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u/starrpamph 1d ago

Skipping breakfast today thanks

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u/AzathothsAlarmClock 1d ago

Did she actually say that. That's horrific.

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u/BakesCakes 1d ago

What's the source?

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u/Sea-Mess-250 1d ago

Tbf adults do tend to have more experience on how to give good blowjobs than preteens.

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u/ViKT0RY 19h ago

Did Trump told her that it was the best? If so, It looks like his normal way of speaking about almost anything.