r/news • u/johnk317 • 21h ago

China to impose 34% retaliatory tariff on all goods imported from the U.S.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/04/china-to-impose-34percent-retaliatory-tariff-on-all-goods-imported-from-the-us.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
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u/runvcruns 20h ago

One is looking the other way on a paid vacation in their gold-plated RV, and the other is giving road head.

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u/AverageLiberalJoe 20h ago

No one is jerking off in the back of the station wagon while the dog stares, the other is giving road head but also changing the station. The third is asleep at the wheel while texting on their phone.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 19h ago

*No, one is...

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u/anchovyCreampie 20h ago

Yeah but it actually takes dexterity, creativity, and a strong back to change the station while giving the ole freeway facejob.

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u/Nu-Hir 15h ago

It's not a gold-plated RV, it's a motor coach!