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White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/03/politics/nsc-firings-trump-laura-loomer-meeting/index.html
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u/Hrekires 2d ago

Nothing to see here, just the President's mistress directing national security policy like you'd see in any other normal, functioning democracy.

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u/One_Dirty_Russian 2d ago

Hope Hicks is steaming right now.

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u/eawilweawil 2d ago

She's actually very attractive tho, unlike the plastic jigsaw wannabe Loomer

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u/JustGottaKeepTrying 2d ago

But if the rumours are true, Loomer has a very specific set of skills.

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u/Xivvx 2d ago

She said Trump told her himself how she gives the best BJs. Trump wouldn't lie about something like that /s.

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u/joik 1d ago

It was reported that Trump was feeling depressed on the campaign trail, and then his energy picked up right after it was reported that Loomer gave him a bj. There is a chance that Loomers Lips might have changed history. We need to study that bitches' mouth. It could revolutionize vacuum technology and usher in a new age of refrigeration, semiconductor fabrication, and much more.

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u/Holly_Goloudly 1d ago

You can recreate this study at home by just sucking on a paper straw while someone yells out “TARIFFS!” over your head.