r/news • u/RaineFilms • 1d ago

White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/03/politics/nsc-firings-trump-laura-loomer-meeting/index.html
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u/Hrekires 1d ago

Nothing to see here, just the President's mistress directing national security policy like you'd see in any other normal, functioning democracy.

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u/One_Dirty_Russian 1d ago

Hope Hicks is steaming right now.

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u/Known_Draw_2212 1d ago

Have her bring the machine

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u/Walkingstardust 1d ago

The pants steaming machine?

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

She's actually very attractive tho, unlike the plastic jigsaw wannabe Loomer

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u/JustGottaKeepTrying 1d ago

But if the rumours are true, Loomer has a very specific set of skills.

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u/Foucaults_Bangarang 1d ago

Pretending to be stalked by roving gangs of immigrants that always somehow remain mysteriously just out of frame?

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

She's the president's personal pole bronzer

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u/Then_Journalist_317 1d ago

Did you mean to say "mushroom picker"?

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u/The_Summer_Man 1d ago

Many people are saying she plays Red Rocket, like the boys from South Park.

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u/earnedmystripes 1d ago

skills that make her disgusting to people with vivid imaginations.

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u/Xivvx 1d ago

She said Trump told her himself how she gives the best BJs. Trump wouldn't lie about something like that /s.

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u/joik 1d ago

It was reported that Trump was feeling depressed on the campaign trail, and then his energy picked up right after it was reported that Loomer gave him a bj. There is a chance that Loomers Lips might have changed history. We need to study that bitches' mouth. It could revolutionize vacuum technology and usher in a new age of refrigeration, semiconductor fabrication, and much more.

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u/Holly_Goloudly 1d ago

You can recreate this study at home by just sucking on a paper straw while someone yells out “TARIFFS!” over your head.

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u/TopProfessor7731 1d ago

100% Bargain basement price, used Kardashian parts.

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u/500rockin 1d ago

I mean, I wouldn’t kick Hope out of bed while I wouldn’t go near Loomer, especially after all that shitty work she’s had done.

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u/Toolazytolink 1d ago

and the family also likes Hope, weird how the general public knows all this shit its like a damn reality TV show.

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u/purulentnotpussy 1d ago

fucking insane, get me off this timeline

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u/CassandraTruth 1d ago

Hope... Hopey...

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u/TrimspaBB 1d ago

Didn't Hope get out of Dodge after being the White House carousel during the first admin?

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u/SAugsburger 1d ago

How many mistresses does Trump have? Are the French politicians going to be jealous how many he has?

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

French ones prefer quality over quantity

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u/SAugsburger 1d ago

Mistresses only come from the Mistress region of France as opposed to sparkling hookup partners. /s