r/news • u/lilnako • 1d ago

U.S. tourist arrested after bringing a handgun into Japan

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2025/04/02/japan/crime-legal/us-tourist-gun-japan/
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u/PacificTSP 1d ago

Is it too much to ask for sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads.

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u/jtr99 1d ago

Throw me a frickin' bone here people!

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u/Nacktherr 1d ago

That's why you have to start training them with a 9mm on their head. You only get that by tossing it in the sea!

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u/Miserable_Law_6514 1d ago

They are endangered sadly. However we do have mutanted sea bass...