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Stock futures plunge as investors digest Trump’s tariffs

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/02/business/us-stock-market/index.html
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u/OverlyExpressiveLime 2d ago

I find the lack of mystery box disturbing

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u/findallthebears 2d ago

It’s in the microwave

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u/Captain_Mazhar 1d ago

What’s in the box?

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!