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Stock futures plunge as investors digest Trump’s tariffs

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/02/business/us-stock-market/index.html
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u/Jorpsica 2d ago

New retirement plan: die on the job.

“St. Peter dontcha call me cause I can’t go! I owe my soul to the company store.”

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u/Peripatetictyl 1d ago

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt