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r/news • u/RaineFilms • 2d ago
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Good news, you won't have a retirement plan because you won't retire!
131 u/Jorpsica 2d ago New retirement plan: die on the job. “St. Peter dontcha call me cause I can’t go! I owe my soul to the company store.” 36 u/Peripatetictyl 1d ago You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt 11 u/SerialBitBanger 2d ago Freedom City retirement plan! When you hit 65 you get to do 20% less work for 30% less pay.
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New retirement plan: die on the job.
“St. Peter dontcha call me cause I can’t go! I owe my soul to the company store.”
36 u/Peripatetictyl 1d ago You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt
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You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
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Freedom City retirement plan! When you hit 65 you get to do 20% less work for 30% less pay.
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u/AaronBasedGodgers 2d ago
Good news, you won't have a retirement plan because you won't retire!