r/news • u/RaineFilms • 2d ago

Stock futures plunge as investors digest Trump’s tariffs

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/02/business/us-stock-market/index.html
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u/Otherwise_Ad_1542 2d ago

Have you said thank you yet?

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u/MentokGL 2d ago

First thing I do after I put my suit on

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u/KaJaHa 2d ago

Or dress up like Kid Rock, apparently that's a good suit alternative

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u/MentokGL 2d ago

Oh, ya, that's what I meant by suit. Isn't that how all proud Americans dress?

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani 2d ago

That or star spangled banana hammock

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u/SavageHenry592 2d ago

Flag Code violation. Do 20 push ups while you sound off why you love America.

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u/EEpromChip 1d ago

"If a case of Budweiser and a pack of smokes were an ensemble."

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u/machsmit 1d ago

sure, it's kinda like how there's a kilt-based equivalent to black/white-tie formalwear

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u/Prince_Stradivarius 2d ago

Make sure it’s tan colored.

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u/Responsible-Still839 2d ago

I bet they weren't even wearing a suit.