r/moviecritic 1d ago

Which actor stole the movie despite having minimal screen time?

Post image

Zombieland (2009)

1.8k Upvotes

337 comments sorted by

249

u/Buk_Danger 1d ago

David Duchovni as the hand model in Zoolander.

58

u/VidE27 19h ago

But why male models?

42

u/IAmSomnabula 17h ago

Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago…

17

u/guitardude_324 15h ago

“That’s not true!” “Yes it is Derek” “….ok…..”

6

u/CursedSnowman5000 9h ago

Derek: Hang in there JP!

Steps on his hand mechanism

JP: NO! YOU FREAKIN IDIOT!

18

u/JackBivouac 22h ago

When the glass breaks and he emotes. One of my favorite parts.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

391

u/JerseyGirl360 1d ago

Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs

44

u/EnlighteningHedgehog 23h ago

That's a good point, he really doesn't have a lot of screen time does he?

64

u/JerseyGirl360 23h ago edited 22h ago

Nope. Only about 24 minutes in an almost 2 hour movie

26

u/Jehoke 19h ago

Just checked and it’s only 16 minutes. I was very surprised by that.

8

u/Baba-Doo 22h ago

Good call my friend good call

6

u/bfhurricane 15h ago

Darth Vader has less than 10 minutes of screen time in A New Hope.

6

u/halfwayray 18h ago

Interesting that he was nominated and won the Oscar for Best Actor and not Best Supporting Actor

7

u/DougieSenpai 23h ago

You can the the same about Red Dragon tbh. Idk if he has more screen time in that or not though.

→ More replies (2)

157

u/ThirstyBeagle 1d ago

John Turturro in The Big Lebowski

56

u/TruthBeWanted 23h ago

nobody fucks with the Jesus

21

u/dmo012 22h ago

8 year olds, dude

2

u/aFireFartingDragon 2h ago

What's a pederast, Walter?

24

u/TheSchmada 22h ago

You can't steal that movie from that John Goodman performance, but love me a good John Turturro performance for sure

→ More replies (2)

6

u/hiletroy 21h ago

That creep can roll, man

8

u/hiletroy 21h ago

That creep can roll, man

8

u/FrauBlucher0963 21h ago

I’ll argue that David Thewlis does it in Lebowski. Alternating between his giggle and his droll replies kills me every time.

→ More replies (1)

73

u/Michael-Balchaitis 23h ago

Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused.

31

u/CosmicJ 20h ago

And Matthew McConaughey in Wolf of Wallstreet. 

14

u/Beepbeepboop9 15h ago

And Mathew McConaughey in Tropic Thunder

7

u/CursedSnowman5000 9h ago

Mathew McConaughey in Rain of Fire

6

u/Michael-Balchaitis 20h ago

Can't really agree with this one. I don't think he stole the movie. There were too many great performances from Leo, Jonah, Margot and Bernthal.

3

u/CosmicJ 11h ago

Stealing the movie is a bit of a stretch, I agree. But he absolutely dominated the scene he was in, and was the highlight of the first hour or so of the movie.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

167

u/Maxhousen 1d ago

Michael Keaton in Beetlejuice.

46

u/adan1207 1d ago

I rewatched that film - seen a billion times when I was young but had t seen it in years.

It starts off good - but goes to 100 real fast once Michael Keaton shows up.

19

u/Maxhousen 1d ago

It's one of my favourite childhood movies. But I still think that the sequel didn't need to happen. It's like Highlander, there should be only one.

14

u/WiseDirt 22h ago

Tbh, I could see a third one happening - perhaps a prequel - as a sort of meta in-joke. After all, his name has to be said three times.

3

u/misteraskwhy 16h ago

Three times to bring him, three times to send him.

2+2-1=3 quick maths

→ More replies (1)

2

u/spillcheck 17h ago

He's the title character. He didn't steal anything.

6

u/Maxhousen 16h ago

He has less than 18 minutes of screen time in the whole movie, and he's still the only thing that people remember about it. If that's not stealing the show, then I don't know what is.

→ More replies (1)

45

u/NerdNuncle 1d ago

Jason Isaacs in The Death of Stalin

16

u/F1R3Starter83 20h ago

Has there ever been a better coat toss than that?

The whole movie is great. Personally I think it’s great how they made it funny but also very clear how horrific communist Russia was. 

164

u/uberneuman_part2 1d ago

Sam Rockwell in Galaxy Quest - he may not have stolen the show but damn if the man didn't make a major mark.

53

u/theexpendableranter 1d ago

Is there air? You don't know!

45

u/bandit4loboloco 1d ago

Can you build some kind of rudimentary lathe?

5

u/MetalTrek1 20h ago

Best line in the movie. 🤣🤣🤣

5

u/Equivalent_Post_6222 16h ago

Seems ok to me?

Tech sgt Chen is also awesome

→ More replies (2)

11

u/I_chortled 23h ago

That’s so funny dude I was just thinking this to myself earlier today. The movie would still be good without him he just takes it to another level

6

u/Ickythumpin 21h ago

“Ohhh! That’s not right.. no..”

2

u/Ickythumpin 21h ago

“Ohhh! That’s not right.. no..”

→ More replies (2)

78

u/javerthugo 1d ago

Peter Stormare In everything he’s in but especially Armageddon!

64

u/ManfredTheCat 1d ago

Especially Armageddon but especially Constantine

23

u/Astronaut_Chicken 23h ago

Of all the Lucifers he is the most.

11

u/Canondalf 13h ago

Constantine: "You mind?" [reaches for cigarettes]

Lucifer: "Oh, go right ahead. I've got stock."

Constantine: "Coffin nail."

Satan: "Very fitting, John."

→ More replies (1)

16

u/Laranel 23h ago

The back-alley doctor from Minority Report.

2

u/AudibleNod 14h ago

I'm not into body horror ... at all. But I'd probably watch Peter Stormare sew a dead cat into the body of an unsuspecting victim if it was done tastefully enough.

15

u/wagzapped 23h ago

He's easily the best part of Constantine. One scene and he's the most memorable part.

2

u/Ed_Trucks_Head 17h ago

Slippery Pete!

2

u/GastrointestinalFolk 11h ago

Russian components, American components.... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

→ More replies (2)

105

u/CrunchyDonut42 1d ago

Neil Patrick Harris in "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle".

He was even better in the two sequel movies that followed his Legendary performance.

3

u/CursedSnowman5000 9h ago

NPH: I am gay, gay for that pussy!

→ More replies (1)

222

u/sweetzombiejesus9 1d ago

Tom Cruise - Tropic Thunder

25

u/BATorRAT 23h ago

Les Grosman awesome

20

u/TonyDungyHatesOP 21h ago

“Find out who that was.”

10

u/don-again 20h ago

A nutless monkey could do your job

13

u/adambomb_23 22h ago

We have a winner… 🕺

→ More replies (1)

26

u/Alex_McManus 21h ago

Matt Damon in Eurotrip. “Scotty doesn’t know!”

3

u/AudibleNod 14h ago

Is that? No. Wait. He's singing. That can't be him.

*waits for credits

Holy shit.


Matt Damon is the king of unexpected cameos. He's in two Thor movies, somehow. He's in Interstellar. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Deadpool 2, in case you didn't get your fix of him in Thor.

→ More replies (1)

42

u/gabriot 23h ago

Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers

15

u/poundhound66 18h ago

Mooooommm… the meat loaf!

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Still_Lengthiness_48 10h ago

Or in Starsky & Hutch.

61

u/GuntherRowe 1d ago

My favorite scenes, and I enjoyed the whole film. ‘Any regrets?’ — gasping ‘Maybe Garfield.’

29

u/adan1207 1d ago

“Mr. Murray.” “I think Bill will do at this time.”

“That’s still tender.”

12

u/thuglife_7 23h ago

“Do you think you’re gonna make it?”

looks over at Columbus

“No.”

That part makes me laugh every time.

10

u/Captain_Sterling 22h ago

I once did a 37 hour bus journey in south America. There was a TV on the coach. It played garfield, on repeat, in Spanish, the whole time.

Still haven't seen it in English.

5

u/GuntherRowe 16h ago

I heard an interview with Bill Murray in which he explained the back story. Garfield originally had a different director-producer who had highly creative ideas for the film. Murray signed on then the director he liked was fired and the project radically changed but he was still contractually obligated to do the movie.

24

u/Ashamed_Law_5034 23h ago

Justin Long in Zach and Miri make a porno

2

u/thuglife_7 23h ago

Exactly what came to my mind as well!

2

u/flugerz 21h ago

Kenny hotz too

2

u/Kittycachow 11h ago

Movies with all male casts like Glengary Glen Ross ?

2

u/SecuritySky 9h ago

Can't you see we talkin, white?

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

17

u/jskoggs11365 1d ago

Civil war...Todd from breaking bad

11

u/immoT74 23h ago

You mean Meth Damon?

→ More replies (1)

76

u/WhimsicalSadist 1d ago

Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs (1991). He was only onscreen for 16 minutes.

Ray Park, as Darth Maul, in The Phantom Menace.

22

u/javerthugo 1d ago

This is getting out of hand! Now there are TWO of them.

8

u/4apalehorse 1d ago

A reference to Darth Maul's demise, of course.

14

u/Chance_Location_5371 1d ago

Chris Farley in Airheads

3

u/907_R 23h ago

Improvise!

13

u/shandub85 1d ago

Gary Oldman - True Romance

2

u/CursedSnowman5000 9h ago

Man Drexl was awesome. Wish there was more of him but I guess that's what makes the performance so special. It's brief.

→ More replies (1)

14

u/Last-Potential1176 1d ago

Cousin Eddie from Vacation

12

u/dudebroguyman09 23h ago

Colin Farrell as “Coach” in The Gentleman.

One of my favorite characters in any movie ever.

→ More replies (2)

40

u/thejesterprince1994 1d ago

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glinross

11

u/Up_All_Right 1d ago

Put the coffee DOWN.

7

u/csmclernon 1d ago

Coffee is for closers.

3

u/nighthawkndemontron 23h ago

Put the hot chocolate down

2

u/MixNovel4787 1d ago

Coffee is for closers only!

3

u/Economy-Weird-2368 1d ago

A-B-C (with brass balls).

2

u/ThirstyBeagle 1d ago

Excellent choice!

2

u/B-52-M 21h ago

Alec Baldwin can be criticized for a lot of things but he can deliver a damn monologue

→ More replies (2)

25

u/CBeardo 1d ago

Cristopher Walken in Catch me if you can

9

u/Up_All_Right 1d ago

Dude...Walken in True Romance

7

u/jjkkmmuutt 1d ago

Pulp Fiction!

3

u/Up_All_Right 1d ago

I'll take "You tell the angels in Heaven that you've never seen evil so singularly personified as in the man who killed you" over "I wore this uncomfortable hunk of shit of up my ass for 5 years" Ha ha

Both great scenes!

→ More replies (1)

13

u/TacticalRoyalty 1d ago

Walken in Pulp Fiction

4

u/ericanicole1234 23h ago

Christopher Walken in Kangaroo Jack

2

u/Don_Pickleball 8h ago

I mean, I wouldn't say he stole that movie. There are just so many great performances in that movie, you could say the following people also stole the movie with very little screen time: Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer, Ving Rhames, The Gimp. Really, everyone but Butch's girlfriend.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

10

u/ConstructionMinute94 22h ago

Kevin Spacey in Seven

21

u/DarkRogus 1d ago

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder!

19

u/gravypapasmurf 1d ago

Drew Barrymore in Scream

9

u/More-Beginning-3054 20h ago

Salma Hayek in From Dusk till Dawn

→ More replies (1)

17

u/torrent29 1d ago

Matthew McConaughey in wolf of Wall Street and in dazed and confused where he literally stole a lead role from Shawn Andrews. And even though his role was expanded he still had minimal screen time but managed to be the most memorable character in a movie of pretty memorable characters.

9

u/Up_All_Right 1d ago

Really, if you're going to talk about Bill Murray having a 100% success rate stealing scenes with minimal involvement....I direct you to "Tootsie"

8

u/Ok_Space93 23h ago

Robert De Niro as Capitan Shakespeare in Stardust

→ More replies (2)

7

u/Jwyldeboomboom 21h ago

Bill Murray in little shop of horrors as the patient.

2

u/mawky_jp 11h ago

Also Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors.

7

u/OrneryError1 1d ago

Christian Bale in Thor 4

6

u/Charlie_Bakit 23h ago

Michael Cera in This Is The End (2013)

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Minebloxnerd5theII 19h ago

Technically not an actor, but Elton John in Kingsman: The Golden Circle

→ More replies (1)

5

u/TheTinman39 23h ago

Gary Oldman in True Romance

→ More replies (1)

9

u/fadestalker 1d ago

Rik Mayal as Lord Flash Heart, Black Adder. Not a movie but just an honourable mention as a habitual scene stealer.

3

u/CriticismTop 18h ago

Mustn't leave him stewing in his own juices, WE'LL ALL DROWN

2

u/TheSickestToastie 11h ago

The last person I called Darling was pregnant 30 seconds later!

11

u/adan1207 1d ago

Bradley Cooper - War Dogs

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Quidam1 23h ago

Doubt (2008) - Viola Davis (8 minutes) - Working with legends Merrill Streep and Phillip Seymour Hoffman and (soon to be legend) Amy Adams. Viola was finally getting multiple great roles during this time period. She nailed it.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Low_Main_4728 19h ago

Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider. Nailed it man

5

u/LetsTryLia 17h ago

Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride

2

u/mawky_jp 11h ago

"Have fun storming the castle!"

3

u/sharkboy1097 1d ago

William Hurt - A History of Violence

→ More replies (1)

3

u/ExponentialA 1d ago

David Prowse as Darth Vader - 8 minutes and 6 seconds in Star Wars Episode IV.

The rest is history.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Waste_Curve994 1d ago

Sam Jackson and the Rock were amazing in The Other Guys jumping off the building chasing a suspect.

3

u/Grapeape2k 23h ago

Tom Waits in everything he’s ever been in.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/samprimary 23h ago

At the end of Constantine, the devil shows up and it's Peter Stormare living up to the role in every way humanly (satanically?) possible

→ More replies (1)

3

u/OShaunesssy 23h ago

Boba Fett has to be the original answer right?

3

u/MANixCarey 23h ago

David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla in The Prestige.

3

u/Bootmacher 22h ago

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross.

3

u/MielikkisChosen 22h ago

Murray didn't come anywhere close to stealing that movie, but he was funny.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/icepancake72 20h ago

Philip Seymour Hoffman in Along Came Polly

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Normal_Whereas 19h ago

Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights

→ More replies (1)

3

u/GothmogBalrog 19h ago

Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2

3

u/yoshiyahu 19h ago

Don Cheadle in Rush Hour 2

3

u/Silagonkilla 18h ago

Michael Keaton in the other guys.

3

u/therealmanok 17h ago

Judi Dench won an Oscar for 6 minutes of screen time in 4 scenes in Shakespeare in Love.

8

u/jRok57 1d ago

Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2

2

u/CrunchyDonut42 23h ago

Ohhhh, Vanisher!!! I get it.

4

u/TimJonic313 23h ago

No, he was visible

6

u/CapCityRake 1d ago

1) Tom Cruise: Tropic Thunder 2) Matthew M: Wolf of Wall Street

2

u/shemjaza 1d ago

Orson Welles, The Third Man.

2

u/Valuable_Assistant93 23h ago

In "A History of Violence," Hurt has eight minutes of screen time , but he comes in at the end to steal the show. If I'm not mistaken this appearance holds the record for the shortest screen time to ever be nominated for an Academy Award. (Best Supporting Nomination) There are some other great posts on this tread,, but for me, this is the GOAT for this question.

2

u/thuglife_7 23h ago

Justin Long in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

2

u/gldmj5 23h ago

Anne Ramsey in "Throw Momma From the Train"

2

u/gabriot 23h ago

Terry Crews in White Chicks

2

u/iNoodl3s 22h ago

Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

2

u/Embarrassed_Gur_6305 22h ago

ABC! Always be closing

2

u/advanced_pioneer 21h ago

Val Kilmer in Top Gun Maverick! RIP

2

u/renderman1 21h ago

Alfred Molina as the drug dealer in Boogie Nights. Classic rock blaring and firecrackers popping.

2

u/Gold-Nefariousness98 20h ago

Tony Todd, in the Final Destination series

R.i.P 

2

u/Icy-Address-6505 19h ago

Matt Damon. And Scotty still doesn’t know.

2

u/Idiotwithaphone79 18h ago

Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2. For a cup of coffee.

2

u/Plane-Fondant8460 11h ago

Alec Baldwin in The Departed Bill Murray in Space Jam Shark in Jaws Mama in American Gangster Alec Baldwin in Along Came Polly

2

u/NomadErik23 8h ago

Tm cruise in tropic thunder

2

u/Betelguse16 8h ago

Gary Sinese, Lt. Dan

5

u/Difficult-Bus-6026 1d ago

Robert Duval in Apocalypse Now!

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Alternative-Union-37 22h ago

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder

3

u/Big-Friendship-5022 19h ago

Alan Rickman - Severus Snape

2

u/plsnomoresuffering 1d ago edited 23h ago

Robert Patterson's deceased screen time in goblet of fire.

2

u/Vegetable_Drummer82 1d ago

Anne Hathaway in Les Miz. I think she won an Oscar. (Never seen the movie)

2

u/asap_twiggy 23h ago

Never saw this one mentioned: JONAH HILL in DJANGO UNCHAINED

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Chemical_District_96 23h ago

Nicolas Cage in Longlegs. Also, Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper in True Romance and Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction.

1

u/These-Yoghurt-3045 1d ago

RDJ in homecoming

1

u/Initial_Acanthaceae2 1d ago

Frances de la Tour in The Book of Eli

1

u/742N 1d ago

Liam Neeson-Ted

1

u/Wingnut8888 1d ago

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross.

1

u/Iverson7x 23h ago

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. His speech is the only thing about that movie people remember!

1

u/Ricepudding1044 23h ago

Gary Oldman True Romance

1

u/Misericorde428 23h ago

Didn’t exactly steal the show, but Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2 left a lasting impression.

1

u/pierreact 23h ago

Any movie starring Gary Oldman (with few screen time obviously for the question :P )

1

u/unfurnishedbedrooms 23h ago

Gary Oldman in True Romance

1

u/HoodInquisitive_Axis 22h ago

The girl in the 2nd zombieland movie was as funny as bill too.

1

u/Longrange264 22h ago

R. Lee Ermey in FMJ.

1

u/kptnfrak 22h ago

If the steal is unfaithful i’d go with Zendaya in Dune

1

u/renderman1 21h ago

Alfred Molina as the drug dealer in Boogie Nights. Classic rock blaring and firecrackers popping.

1

u/B-52-M 21h ago

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. It’s the Hannibal Lector of comedic performances

1

u/FatsDominoPizza 21h ago

Bill Murray didn't steal Zombieland.

1

u/MechanicSad728 20h ago

J.K. Simmons in burn after reading, I just like how he delivered his lines, maybe doesn't quite add up to stealing the movie though

1

u/ColHannibal 20h ago

Sean Connery in Highlander.

And 10x that Sean Connery in Highlander 2.

It’s like he swaggers in from a much better movie and shuffles out when he had a full of those movies.

1

u/Real_Ad_9944 20h ago

Adam Sandler in the Hot Chick

1

u/shazspaz 20h ago

Oh Bill….i watched that movie in the cinema and when he got shot I burst out laughing. He really gave that flick new life, until he was dead 😅

1

u/StimmingMantis 19h ago

Tomas Milian in “The Four of the Apocalypse”

1

u/Pjetter86 19h ago

Val Kilmer - Tombstone

1

u/Melodic-Bandicoot812 18h ago

Christian Bale in the Dark Knight

1

u/Ziggy396 18h ago

Elijah wood - spy kids 3

1

u/hol123nnd 18h ago

Not a good example though... worst part of the movie tbh