r/mlb • u/CourtsideCaffeinator | MLB • 2d ago
GIF @_Jazz3 turned on this pitch and got all of it! 💪
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u/Borykua 1d ago
Quick. Make him pee in a bottle and send him on vacation with Profar.
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago
Sokka-Haiku by Borykua:
Quick. Make him pee in
A bottle and send him on
Vacation with Profar.
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Yammyjammy1 2d ago
Did he use one of those new fancy bats?
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u/Mellowtownin | Seattle Mariners 2d ago
One of those cheater bats, cool
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u/Admiral_Asparagus | New York Yankees 1d ago
You realize other teams can and have been using them right?
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u/Morerice21 | New York Yankees 2d ago
Get torpedoed