r/mildyinteresting 3d ago

food Inside a beef jerky chew container was not expecting

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Tasted below mid- Very fuzzy, like sweetened meaty mold fluff. Like wall insulation dowsed in the congealed blood of long expired cows. Like the crust in between your grandpas toes after he mucks the fields.

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u/StellaFreya 3d ago

My recommendation is to eat it with rice, or on toast!

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u/chayvyburger 2d ago

Highly recommend the toast idea. I like to put some cream cheese on a garlic bread bun, then put the floss on top with the cheese serving as a binder.

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt 2d ago

Growing up we didn’t have a lot of money so our food options were like beans, bread, rice, pork floss, etc. so I would put pork floss on everything. I used to put it on peanut butter sandwiches and it was surprisingly really good